/b/ Gets a Taxi. /b/ Staying classy.. File: -( 121 KB, 1024x768, 135951387217& ipg) Shtanding on a street one day. Trrying to hail a Taxi. elk Female is next to
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/b/ Gets a Taxi

/b/ Staying classy.

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File: -( 121 KB, 1024x768, 135951387217& ipg)
Shtanding on a street one day.
Trrying to hail a Taxi.
elk Female is next to me, trying to get a taxi.
look at her, and wink.
face turns red, she looks to the ground.
is petrified, unable to move, stricken with oppression, and fear.
Fiinally a Taxi pulls up.
reach over and open the rear door.
begins to shake. Tears stream down her face. Lips quiver. She is visibly devastated.
men nearby stop and tum to the sight.
Atraffic abruptly stops, all eyes on her and I.
place my hand out in front of me, gesturing for her to step in. "After you" I say.
will Men now begin a slow applaud. Their Penis' have ripped through their trousers, and thrash around., all biting their lips in anticipation of this Oppressive act.
Shemales cramp up and bleed at this oppressive sight.
Estrogen pours onto the concrete.
sound of Rape whistles and moans fill the air.
Eevery step the Woman takes to enter the car, my Penis begins to harden more and more and is now visible poking out behind my Collar.
oppression I am rendering is sending orgasmic chills down my spine.
finally steps in.
look down at her chauvinistically, expecting a mere utter of an oppressed thank you.
looks up behind a face of a million tears, pain, and torment-
You", She shudders.
elk devious and cunning smile creeps across my face, I look into her weak and oppressed eyes and say "It was my Privilege"
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Submitted: 01/31/2013
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
#3 - Womens Study Major (02/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I've read quite a few of these now, and, while funny, I think I'm still missing the underlying joke. Is this some sort of play on good and evil or something? Or is it just...whatever it is?
User avatar #4 to #3 - sovereignsunkown (02/01/2013) [-]
it's about how some feminists treat acts of kindness done to them by men as acts of oppression.
basically mocking overzealous feminists
User avatar #2 - lexivex ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Love these type of posts
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