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anon tries to commit suicide
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#55
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N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
>Be me, suicidal and kinky.
>Try to hang myself, but mum walks in the day.
>I say "You'll never understand me pain"
>She laughs violently and yells "NO PAIN NO GAME", kicks the chair away under me
>I'm too fat and rope breaks, mother laughs herself to death.
>Bill Murray came in, and started violently pooping on my dead mum.
>He goes over to me and says "No one will ever believe you"
>Try to hang myself, but mum walks in the day.
>I say "You'll never understand me pain"
>She laughs violently and yells "NO PAIN NO GAME", kicks the chair away under me
>I'm too fat and rope breaks, mother laughs herself to death.
>Bill Murray came in, and started violently pooping on my dead mum.
>He goes over to me and says "No one will ever believe you"
#13
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peryite **User deleted account** (02/01/2013) [+]
(3 replies)
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#1
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deathhardiv ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Holy fuck I choked on a piece of candy reading this
That fucking hurt but it was totally worth it
10/10
That fucking hurt but it was totally worth it
10/10
When i started reading this, i was almost positive that it was gonna be a Bane line at the end... "nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask"
Still would have been hilarious.
Still would have been hilarious.