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sbe me
sto minutes age
striving home frum wok
surmising dentin a 2 lane highway
ssee a car cuming my way
sall cf a sudden, the fucking ass hole swerves intu my lane
Hie time m react
en collision
Ruse consciousness immediately
snaake up in a white mum
ssee a man who melts exactly like me seated at a black table
sthere is a cumputer in frunt cf him
tells me I was in a humble car accident
tells me that in minutes, I will be
sask him if theres an afterlife
says nu
smells me that my life is an infinite imp
sand unce I die, I will be
has myself
living the same life, mar and carer, without end
gives me his cumputer and tells mete type cut my last wurds
sth, m ml and frantically write this past
unly have a few minutes left
smy life is about m end
smy life is about m begin
Wm 20 years uld
years frum new, I will be pasting this again
I have he idea how many times this has happened wafare.

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#1 - biebergotswag

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(05/17/2014) [-]

tl:dr if i wanted to read i'd go to a ******* library.

#120 to #1 - fearoffailure

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(05/18/2014) [-]

You're not gonna find this in any library book.

#3 to #1 - anon id: e35544f4

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(05/17/2014) [-]

lol ur such a successful troll

#20 to #1 - zorach

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#30 to #1 - newdevyx

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#2 to #1 - confogl

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(05/17/2014) [-]

You're not even trying any more, are you?

#60 to #1 - nonowgetout

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#21 to #1 - dildodude [OP]

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(05/17/2014) [-]

so original

#14 to #1 - bigjinfinity

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#4 to #1 - Kirbyman

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(05/17/2014) [-]

Jesus, you're an awful troll.

No, I mean legitimately awful.
What kind of troll is not only a positive, but level 218?

How do you **** up being a douche?
Don't even tell me he's canadian goddammit.

#24 to #4 - Jameshaich

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(05/17/2014) [-]

"Ur an awful troll"
Because people are doing the "herr keep him at zero" ****

And now, your ****** comment has got him top of the comments, AGAIN.

Say he isn't successful, but angry faggots like you always give him top comment and more recognition.

#5 to #4 - legitimately

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(05/17/2014) [-]

Eat the ******

#115 to #5 - Cilreve

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I don't need want to absorb his powers like kirby. People already think I'm a faggot as it is.

#58 to #4 - StickyTissueLoLz

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(05/18/2014) [-]

You replied, he wins. And with rage, no less.

gg no re.

#45 to #4 - twilightsprinkler

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(05/18/2014) [-]

funny thing is that the fact you are telling him he is an awful troll means he is a great one...

#90 to #4 - onewithpokerface

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(05/18/2014) [-]

It's because people think "Oh hurr durr he's fishing for red thumbs. NOPE I'm going to give you green thumbs! Haha reverse psychology I'm so smart!"

#156 to #4 - rdobet

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(05/18/2014) [-]

For once we did too good a job of not feeding the trolls.

#155 to #4 - stargazerlily

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I like how you think your reaction ISN'T what he wanted.

#130 to #4 - theporkwhisperer

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(05/18/2014) [-]

He's Canadian.

#119 to #4 - theronj

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(05/18/2014) [-]

He's Canadian..

#113 to #4 - anon id: 139272a2

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(05/18/2014) [-]

He isn't always a faggot.
And when he isn't a faggot, he gets more green thumbs for it.
But usually, he is a faggot.

#65 to #4 - luvtokill

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I'm pretty sure that he's said before that he isn't trying to troll.

#51 to #4 - anon id: 4cdfff16

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(05/18/2014) [-]

His goal is not red thumbs. His goal is attention. you are giving him it. He is a master troll.

#42 to #4 - nuful

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(05/18/2014) [-]

He mostly comments with petty *********** and drunken bait. Been too long since we've had a good butt hurting raid.

#54 to #42 - bvsfang

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(05/18/2014) [-]

You should be carefull when talking about butts, nord. People might start thinking you're talking about a certain Richard Keister.

#100 to #54 - nuful

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(05/18/2014) [-]

what a shame it would be if someone happened to ravage the area.

#38 to #4 - thelastelephant

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(05/18/2014) [-]

A very dedicated one

#27 to #4 - anon id: 4c336880

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(05/18/2014) [-]

That's because hes not a troll, some of his comments are actually pretty funny, he has an alternate account that he uses for trolling.

#10 to #4 - anon id: 4e443176

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(05/17/2014) [-]

I don't know, man, you seem pretty pissed off.

#36 to #10 - swizzll

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(05/18/2014) [-]

he doesn't really though

#11 - include

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#28 - jefferyboomhauer

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I think that would be cool... I know if our lives were a loop you would have no recollection of the life you lived before, but this post has inspired me to be more spontaneous and care less about "what ifs".

Tomorrow, i'm gonna get a #3 at taco bell, instead of a #2. Baby steps people, baby steps.

#32 to #28 - anon id: 5610fc8f

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Ah, of course. Just like you did last time.

And the time before that. And the time before that...

#48 to #28 - AlexPaincakes

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Just wanted to point out that I work at Taco Bell and the #2 is the XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito and the #3 is three taco supremes.

Soooo that would be a step down. I dont mean to sound like a dick or anything just thought I'd point that out.

#49 to #48 - jefferyboomhauer

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(05/18/2014) [-]

***** i know what i said.

#50 - Maadmann

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(05/18/2014) [-]

MFW May 14, 2034

#66 to #50 - sadisticsalmon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

No... it's a reliving of your life, in that exact time period, not the future, that wouldn't work if it was the future each time...

#158 to #66 - Maadmann

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He said "20 years from now I'll be posting this again," so that's where I got the 2034 thing.

#157 to #66 - Maadmann

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#72 to #66 - exclamation

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Implying you can be reborn into any time period.

#73 to #72 - sadisticsalmon

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So... he died at the age of 20, IN A CAR CRASH During the time of the ancient Romans did he?

#74 to #73 - exclamation

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Lemme educate you, you imbecile.
He dies on May 14, 2034. He would be reincarnated at that point any time into the future (including the very second afterward), but never into the past, which is what you're implying with No... it's a reliving of your life, in that exact time period, not the future, that wouldn't work if it was the future each time... He would not be reborn in 1994.

#78 to #74 - sadisticsalmon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Yeh wait I'm confused, how could he reborn at any point into the future, it says Direct quote here "And once I die, I will be reborn, as myself, living the same life over and over again"

#146 to #78 - angelicdemon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I think he means same kind of life, virgin missing prom find perfect girl **** it up **** pants during church etc. Same **** different time.

#147 to #146 - sadisticsalmon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

But, how could he die at age 20 in a car crash then?

#149 to #147 - angelicdemon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Roman chariot crash, horrible horse accident, hoverboard accident involving face to asphalt beltsanding etc?

or if you're asking something else, it's like reloading a gun it's different every time but the end result is the same.

#150 to #149 - sadisticsalmon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I want to respond but I can't think with that ******* gif of yours

#151 to #150 - angelicdemon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

That's the idea!

#81 to #78 - exclamation

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Hmm... It is fiction, but I can't quite make logic of that. I don't quite know how that'd work.

#75 to #74 - phax

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(05/18/2014) [-]

So how will he perfectly relive this life if a future without cars happens...

#76 to #75 - exclamation

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>Implying cars do not exist between/including 2014 and 2034

#111 to #76 - neoliftboardrider

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Everyone knows cars are a myth anyway.

#80 to #76 - sadisticsalmon

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Well with oil running out the probably won't at some point....

#83 to #80 - exclamation

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(05/18/2014) [-]

>electricity
>hydrogen fuels

#84 to #83 - sadisticsalmon

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Hydrogen fuels are expensive to produce, difficult to store and transport and currently incredibly unreliable, but you're missing the real point, the direct quotation of the text that I gave you

#86 to #84 - exclamation

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I think I made a really awful refutation.

#43 - somekornchick

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(05/18/2014) [-]

that would suck for stillborns...

#148 to #43 - ykaliber

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(05/18/2014) [-]

>Nine month respawn time
>get instakilled when alive,
>crappy respawn spots man

#6 - hueman

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(05/17/2014) [-]

So... this, basically

#12 to #6 - silversea

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(05/17/2014) [-]

I saw the preview, and I just thought:
Groundhogs day: Reckoning

#94 to #12 - thegofuckyourself

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(05/18/2014) [-]

or Higurashi with slightly less violence and blood....

#144 to #94 - DisgruntledTomato

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(05/18/2014) [-]

That was one of the few animes I really really enjoyed, that an Angel Beats.

#128 to #94 - notstill

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No one ever goes back in time in higurashi, the anime and manga is just like that because of the original work which is the visual novel, the choices you make decide on the outcome so they had to make animations of every outcome, that's why it seems like time rewinds.

#13 to #6 - ravemouse

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#134 to #13 - anon id: 8b82492c

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(05/18/2014) [-]

from Kiriya Keiji to Bill Cage...

#41 - mastercolossus

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(05/18/2014) [-]

hopefully, if this is true, next time i can save her.

#133 to #41 - fuckitdude

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(05/18/2014) [-]

You're a ******* faggot. Eat **** and die.

#46 to #41 - AlexPaincakes

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(05/18/2014) [-]

You might wanna be careful posting feel on FJ

Most people here are vindictive assholes for no reason.
inb4 red thumbs

#106 to #46 - anon id: b5ed4652

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Because people posting feel ******** about their lives when it's completely unrelated to the post (or they relate it somehow) is 99% of the time annoying and obvious attention-whoring. I'm not even talking about this post in particular but that's why the vindictive assholes exist and flame down comments like this.

#59 to #41 - garaichu

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(05/18/2014) [-]

You should watch Steins;Gate.

Unless that's what you're referencing.

#61 to #59 - mastercolossus

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(05/18/2014) [-]

im not referring to that. an old friend of mine got into a bad marriage and her husband killed her after abusing her for years. she was leaving him. we had lost contact. but if i had known he would have been dead after touching her the first time. the bastards name was ed atherley.

#62 to #61 - garaichu

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....

I am so sorry for assuming you were speaking about a fictional series. I was thoughtless of me.

#110 to #62 - lanfearandthecup

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bro bro bro bro bro bro bro.... this is the internet, we survive of of other human beings misfortune!

#118 to #41 - ZenMacros

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I think this actually means you'll be living the exact same life, making the same decisions at the same times. That's why I would hate if this were the truth of what happens after we die.

#121 to #118 - mastercolossus

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i doubt that. im sure that each time we live through it we bring something from our previous life with us just like everyone else and its a saturated ripple effect. entropy ya know?

#122 to #121 - ZenMacros

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Well the way it's described in the post, it just seems like it'd always be the exact same life. But if we could take a bit of knowledge with us, or maybe make mental notes that will pop into our brains at certain times (e.g. you make a note to stop that guy before he kills your friend, and when the time comes the thought pops into your head and you go to it). But if it's just the same thing over and over again, that would suck, unless I end up living an amazing life.

#135 to #122 - blancka

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Maybe deja vu is what you experienced before. Like a part where **** went wrong and deja vu is your way of changing it, since just experiencing it will make you do things slightly differently, having a butterfly effect.

#89 to #41 - WitchKingTroll

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#91 - sobono

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That means everyone other than me is actually fake. And we all live in the Matrix apparently as battery juice for the system.

#112 to #91 - hansenthirtysix

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or everything is predetermined. Once we die we are sent back to the exact time and frame of space in which we were born, we then continue along. Perhaps everyone experiences it at their own pace, and everything has already happened.

man im high

#129 to #112 - midnighteyes

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Fuuuck me too. I don't want to think about this right now. no no no no no

#98 - mydogpikachu

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(05/18/2014) [-]

MFW this gets reposted 20 years later

#53 - artyomthebadass

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(05/18/2014) [-]

Go to /b/ 20 years from now...see this post again

#68 to #53 - sadisticsalmon

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But you wouldn't...
It's clearly suggesting that it's a direct reliving of his life, in the same time period, basically the idea is that this post has been and will be sent an infinite number of times in that moment

#70 to #68 - artyomthebadass

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...no It does not specify that he will be reborn in the past.

#71 to #70 - sadisticsalmon

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Oh, so he died in a car crash at the age of 20, during the time of the ancient Romans did he?

#77 to #71 - artyomthebadass

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comment #74

#79 to #77 - sadisticsalmon

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Comment 74 was directed to me, it still doesn't clear things up it directly states (quoting the text here) " "And once I die, I will be reborn, as myself, living the same life over and over again"

#82 to #79 - artyomthebadass

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(05/18/2014) [-]

It can be interpreted multiple ways...just look at the rest of the comments. Either way it everyone's own choice and opinion as to how to interpret it. No matter what..its a ******** 4chin story so who cares

#85 to #82 - sadisticsalmon

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(05/18/2014) [-]

I leave that to you

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