alpha #2. .. I found an iphone on a bus seat once. It had a message on it asking for it to be returned as his mother had bought it for him. Prior to this I had never even he
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Submitted: 12/12/2012
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User avatar #4 - bitchplzzz (12/12/2012) [+] (16 replies)
I saw this thread yesterday.
I posted " ****** "
#5 to #4 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
So edgey and ******** .
#9 - sphinxe (12/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I found an iphone on a bus seat once.   
It had a message on it asking for it to be returned as his mother had bought it for him.   
Prior to this I had never even held an iphone in my life, so in my infinite wisdom I turn it off.   
It has a passcode.   
Handed it over to the police.   
MFW my stupidity.
I found an iphone on a bus seat once.
It had a message on it asking for it to be returned as his mother had bought it for him.
Prior to this I had never even held an iphone in my life, so in my infinite wisdom I turn it off.
It has a passcode.
Handed it over to the police.
MFW my stupidity.
#2 - vomitjar (12/12/2012) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #1 - iwillforget (12/12/2012) [-]
what
#37 - themiamiheatsuck (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Wtf if i found that phone i would just keep it. What a dumb **** SMH
User avatar #41 to #37 - kwizzy (12/13/2012) [-]
You're the type of person that this world can go without. I returned a wallet a few days ago, and it felt great.

Also, who the **** keeps an iPhone?
#30 - yourlifesucks (12/13/2012) [-]
**yourlifesucks rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at party memes **

I see what you did there
User avatar #11 - vivadongodon (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I sorta doubt he would have got sex as a reward for that. I mean, I thought that's just a way of saying thanks? If the OP put anything in caps, it would have portrayed her as being suggestive.

No caps, no super phun tyme.
User avatar #22 to #18 - vivadongodon (12/13/2012) [-]
...wow, guess that says something about me considering I instantly thought of sex.

Damn it.
#44 - sheathedfang (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
you didn't even ask her if her refrigerator was running?!
you didn't even ask her if her refrigerator was running?!
User avatar #38 - arkadia (12/13/2012) [-]
what?
User avatar #6 - simplelife (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Can someone explain this to me...?
User avatar #10 to #6 - hemming (12/12/2012) [-]
She asked if there was ANYTHING she could do for him, and he said No...
#3 - Sylphion (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This is why I will attempt to bitchslap any girl who yells about how all men are the same

That Anon is still beta as **** though
#26 to #3 - ohemgeezus (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, cause I'm sure you've ever touched a female in your life other than your mother.
User avatar #51 - successfully (12/13/2012) [-]
>>442918071
Funnier than original post.
User avatar #48 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
OP's image on there is a FJ filename...

funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Beta+as+Fuck/RptuDEc/21#21
#36 - seenaman (12/13/2012) [-]
**seenaman rolled a random image posted in comment #1946167 at Item Discussion ** oh captain my captain?
User avatar #35 - joemeister (12/13/2012) [-]
isn't alpha #2 beta?
User avatar #14 - themastertroller (12/13/2012) [-]
FULHAM ******* FULHAM?
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User avatar #29 - baracknessmonster (12/13/2012) [-]
I was walking under the bleachers at a football game with one of my friends one time. He was talking to me one min, the next he was on the ground because somebodies purse fell off of the bleachers. But I was to young to look through it and look for money
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