Your average day. . This happened to me two days ago 3 leaving Costco 3 walking to parking let and see the biggest hamplanet an the face ofthe earth 3 450 pound
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Your average day

This happened to me two days ago
3 leaving Costco
3 walking to parking let and see the biggest hamplanet an the face ofthe earth
3 450 pounds easy
3 finished leading up into to the driving seat. Literally waddles.
3 wens and takes out a tub of something
3 starts to butthis clear substance an her stomach, all ever-
3 Finally make out what the tub is " Vaseline".
3 think "wifis this lard ass doing?"
3 she maps in havcar, with height into the steering wheel, i wouldn' t be surprised inthere' s an imprint an her stomach when she gets home
3 then i realize the use of _
3 height is sci big, that the steering wheel can' t turn unless shes lubricated.
3 she turns to wheel fer about 30 seconds, back and forth until it' s completely lubed up, then drives away.
I stood there for a good 2 minutes trying to comprehend what ijust saw.
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Submitted: 05/12/2014
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#12 - lazaman (05/13/2014) [+] (98 replies)
This just reminded me that I can't fit in alot of really cool cars.   
   
Not because I'm a hamplanet, but because I'm 6'5".   
Do you know how much that sucks?    
This bitch chose to get fat, I didn't choose to be tall.
This just reminded me that I can't fit in alot of really cool cars.

Not because I'm a hamplanet, but because I'm 6'5".
Do you know how much that sucks?
This bitch chose to get fat, I didn't choose to be tall.
#22 - bigredthunder (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How can people live like that?
#1 - ghostofgemini (05/12/2014) [-]
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#17 - include ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #60 - lotengo ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I see this kind of shit almost every day.

Said no European ever.
#13 - cezand (05/13/2014) [-]
**cezand rolled image** ... Wut?
#18 - dbBlues ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
#84 - Dember (05/13/2014) [+] (12 replies)
So this terrible thing once happened to me. My mother has this friend by the name of "Marguerite", who is simply massive. Frazzled long blonde hair, and bright pink skin like she's fit to burst.

I once thought she must have been a good 300 pounds, until I met someone who actually was 300 pounds and Marguerite, without a doubt, twice that girth - she's probably 400 - 450.

Just enormous; we gave her a ride to work once and she had to sit in the middle of the back seat because our car kept giving off some weird alarm that it was off-balance when she tried riding shotgun.

So I have dogs. Lots of dogs. Big, fluffy dogs. Huskies; four of them. They are allowed on the furniture, and they do shed. But never before did I actually regret that, until the day she came over and sat on our couch where they usually sleep.

I, most unwittingly, was sitting across from her at the time, and I happened to look up as she gave this loud grunt of displeasure, took hold of the bottom hem of her skirt, and began vigorously waving it up and down, complaining in her nasally and most appalled voice "LOOK! AT ALL! THE DOG! HAIR!"

She was not wearing anything underneath...
#43 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ok, seriously, is every 4chan post now just "lol, fat fuck." Seriously, they are all seeming just completely made up at this point. Also who gives a fuck if she eats more than she probably should? Come on, if there's a difference between people saying that being fat is healthy and should be taught as such, and people who just happen to be fat.
#50 to #43 - anonymous (05/13/2014) [-]
#9 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Hey, when she is that haevy it is kinda impressive to be able to shop your own groceries.
#95 - curtisbentley (05/13/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Every time I see one of these posts as a britfag I just sit here knowingly comprehending the fact I've never seen a person over 400 pounds, and probably never will.
Every time I see one of these posts as a britfag I just sit here knowingly comprehending the fact I've never seen a person over 400 pounds, and probably never will.
User avatar #63 - derpsenderp (05/13/2014) [+] (31 replies)
Okay here starts my /rant

I'm tired of seeing people rage on fat people and saying it's their own fucking fault and they're pathetic for being fat slobs. None of these fat people enjoy being fat, and some might even hide their insecurities by being sassy and maybe even a bit douchey, but that's only because they're insecure as fuark. These people have a problem, they're addicted. Addicted to food. Have you evern tried being addicted to anything? It's like someone being addicted to drugs, alcohol, computer games, masturbating, cigarettes. It's not that easy quitting an addiction, you need help. Now I'm not saying you should promote this unhealthy lifestyle. You should let people know being fat is definitely unhealthy, but mocking them is not going to help them lose any weight.
And no I'm not just saying this because I'm fat, I'm a skinny guy.

tl;dr I actually feel bad for fat people and I hope you will too.
User avatar #75 to #63 - lotengo ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
>have you evern tried being addicted to anything? Yea, a few years ago i was trying to get a pot and alcohol addiction, but goshdarnit it wouldnt stick.

Fat people arent fat because they are addicted to food. Its because they are addicted to unhealthy food. Its because they dont exercise.

There must have been a certain point in her life that she had trouble getting into the car. even before that there must have been multiple points in her life. Like, to fat for her favorite outfit But instead of fixing herself with diet and exercise she bought a tub of vaseline, so she could continue living like that.

If you are to fat to just step into a car, you need to walk places till you can just step into your car again.
#19 - theoneweirdguy (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#51 - hugoalesto (05/13/2014) [-]
> see this post
> TV in background
<- see this
> timing
#30 - pissedoffpenguin ONLINE (05/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
...and that's about as american as it gets.
#94 - evanxzile (05/13/2014) [-]
What the actual fuck?
#45 - landartheconqueror (05/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
god, i just... i just hate fat people. maybe it's the internet, but within the past two years, i've gone from apathetic to down right prejudice with obesity and obese people. they're just so fat and useless, and they blame all their problems on everything but the fact that they have a shit life style
god, i just... i just hate fat people. maybe it's the internet, but within the past two years, i've gone from apathetic to down right prejudice with obesity and obese people. they're just so fat and useless, and they blame all their problems on everything but the fact that they have a shit life style
#41 - Byte (05/13/2014) [-]
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#5 - maaarknuuuut (05/12/2014) [-]
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