This happened to me two days ago
3 leaving Costco
3 walking to parking let and see the biggest hamplanet an the face ofthe earth
3 450 pounds easy
3 finished leading up into to the driving seat. Literally waddles.
3 wens and takes out a tub of something
3 starts to butthis clear substance an her stomach, all ever-
3 Finally make out what the tub is " Vaseline".
3 think "wifis this lard ass doing?"
3 she maps in havcar, with height into the steering wheel, i wouldn' t be surprised inthere' s an imprint an her stomach when she gets home
3 then i realize the use of _
3 height is sci big, that the steering wheel can' t turn unless shes lubricated.
3 she turns to wheel fer about 30 seconds, back and forth until it' s completely lubed up, then drives away.
I stood there for a good 2 minutes trying to comprehend what ijust saw.