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File: 13208_ -( KB, , Argonian, jpg)
Cl Skyrim General Anonymous "ll/ throte)?)
I' m gonna play as an Argonian male and marry a Dunmer male.
I' ll fuck him in the ass every nightcast like how Black Marsh fucked Morrowind
16455312
Take it back
you son ofa
hitch
Cl Skyrim General Anonymous "ll/ throte)?)
I' m gonna play as an Argonian male and marry a Dunmer male.
I' ll fuck him in the ass every nightcast like how Black Marsh fucked Morrowind
16455312
Take it back
you son ofa
hitch
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#21
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darkjustifier (09/03/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Lusty argonian maid:
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
#13
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irishlawyer (09/03/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
i don't get it
is there some sort of backstory i missed?
is there some sort of backstory i missed?
#19 to #16
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sorrowofdaedalus (09/03/2012) [-] I don't think you have the story PERFECTLY down as to HOW MUCH ass the Argonians were kicking. They weren't closing the gates because the Argonians were WINNING, they can always make more daedric soldiers, they were closing the portals because the Argonians entered the gates after killing everyone inside, and instead of closing it down, went 'FUCK THAT SHIT' and they all started LIVING there.
#1
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derpit **User deleted account** (09/02/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
i love being stupid. i play morrowind and im completely fucking lost.
#30
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N. Korean citizen (09/03/2012) [-]
Dunmer is my favorite race, Argonian is my least favorite race. ALL OF MY RAGE!
#31
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goodedeath (09/03/2012) [+]
(12 replies)
What the hell is with all the hate to Argonians? They are my favorite class, besides everyone out ranks the Brentons.
#17
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ohemgeezus (09/03/2012) [-]
because the history it's talking about happened during oblivion, see comment 14
