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ruiend of mine tried to fire up an Okcupid yesterday's score a Halloween date.
from him this morning
agirl lied about theweight, profile picture was from "TO pounds ago"
wwent on several rants about acceptance and Obama being obstructed by "white "
know what cis meant, so I told him
yeah, that explains a lot."
of date, both needed a ride home because drunk
Appearently spent entirety ofthe taxi ride with his foot on her chest, pushing herto the other side ofthe cab, because she kept trying to get to
second base with him.
he remembers from that point on was trying to shush her
sshe texts him this morning asking haythere' s a size 12 footprint on the front of her costume
sshe' s demanding he pay her backto get her costume, and is pissed because he “couldn' t handle her 'assertive female sexuality"
mmfw reading all ofthis
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - akho
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SO IF A GUY TRIES TO PUSH HIMSELF ON A GIRL IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT   
   
IF SHE DOES IT IT'S ASSERTIVE FEMALE SEXUALITY   
 oh god i lost my **** at 'assertive female sexuality' so badly
SO IF A GUY TRIES TO PUSH HIMSELF ON A GIRL IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT

IF SHE DOES IT IT'S ASSERTIVE FEMALE SEXUALITY
oh god i lost my **** at 'assertive female sexuality' so badly
User avatar #14 to #5 - douevensax
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It's a fat feminist. No one will care/like her anyway.
User avatar #58 to #5 - twofreegerbils
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He should definitely press charges. It would be lolarious.
#15 to #5 - stadic
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Really a man can charge a woman with sexual assault very commonly   
Technically Man can't be "raped" cause of laws being about penetration   
But we can be sexually assaulted   
Kinda sucks that raped is really the only thing people care about
Really a man can charge a woman with sexual assault very commonly
Technically Man can't be "raped" cause of laws being about penetration
But we can be sexually assaulted
Kinda sucks that raped is really the only thing people care about
User avatar #20 to #15 - soule
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Sauce for that gif kind sir?
User avatar #22 to #20 - stadic
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I believe it is Gurren Lagann
Likely the second movie aswell
User avatar #49 to #22 - lordreginald
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whoa whoa wHOA WHOA WHOA.
They made Gurren Lagann MOVIES?!
Well
wha
how many?!
User avatar #51 to #49 - stadic
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2
Gurren-Hen and Lagann-Hen
They are like remade versions of the show with better animation and fight scenes
#53 to #51 - lordreginald
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Thank you very much, sir!
#24 to #22 - soule
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Thank you!
Thank you!
User avatar #35 to #5 - gotbannedicusvile
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oh god that gif. I cant stop laughing
User avatar #46 to #5 - lafuriaroja
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No, it's sexual harassment either way.
#1 - I Am Monkey
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#6 to #1 - benevolentpsycho
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How is she still alive?
User avatar #11 to #6 - werewulft
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who is she?
User avatar #23 to #11 - soule
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Anita Sarkeesian. An infamous feminazi bent on ruining the world of video games with her ridiculous youtube videos that she's disabled all comments/voting on.
User avatar #37 to #23 - werewulft
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I see thank you for the information.
#3 to #1 - hellomynameisbill
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If she would take mens rights/stereotypes into account that would be great
User avatar #25 - insertclevernames
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Assertive female sexuality=ok with society

Assertive male sexuality=rape
#54 to #25 - schizoidfreak
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#61 to #25 - neoexdeath
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The obvious solution here is to rape the **** out of those sexually assertive women.
#18 - akho
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cis - was he talking about the Federation?

I was so confused for a moment as to whether that was a typo or actual star wars reference.
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User avatar #30 to #26 - thebannedzombie
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Uh, that's not how it works. Cis means that you are born a dude, think you are a dude, behave like a dude, and "identify" as a dude. I.E. cis is the funky name people with weird fetishes made up so that they wouldn't have to call everyone else "normal". If he is a trans, it means he is the exact opposite of cis.
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User avatar #32 to #31 - thebannedzombie
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Then he is an idiot. That isn't even remotely close to what it means. You, assuming you are a male, were born a male, and don't have any gender identity issues are in face a cis. He is a trans, end of story.
User avatar #59 to #32 - thirdjess
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I hate it when people delete their half of the argument.
User avatar #68 to #59 - thebannedzombie
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#26 - Cisgendered means born of one gender or another. For instance, my brother was born a cis female but is now a trans male
#31 - He refers to me as a cis male. He refers to himself as a cis female.


#28 - Yep. But he was born female, hence 'Cis.'
User avatar #69 to #68 - thirdjess
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Thank you! Makes me wonder, slightly guiltily, if someone in the community has no idea of the definitions they're either frightfully excluded or going through a phase, neither of which are particularly good. I've only ever met two gendercurious individual in my life and I know the definition of cisgender. The one gendercurious I've kept in touch with is not non-gender (does not identify as male or female) and it's downright confusing because you can't use he's or she's- but rather broader terms like they.
User avatar #70 to #69 - thebannedzombie
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Eh, they can call themselves whatever they like, phase or not. I just dislike people spreading misinformation and getting pissy when you point out that they are wrong. As for your friend, I would start using it and when it objects, challenge it to come up with a better personal pronoun for themselves which better reflects their declared personage.

Also, if you are ever curious about a deleted comment, click on their profile and scroll down to their recent comments. The comments still show up there.
User avatar #71 to #70 - thirdjess
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Ah right, I have my profile set on private so I forgot that was a thing you could do. No I respect their choice, they don't identify as male or female and that doesn't affect me in the slightest, outside of having to put that little effort into making sure all my he's are they's. If you can have sexually grey areas like pansexual and asexual why can't there be gender grey areas, you know?
User avatar #34 to #32 - unknownmercury
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I have better things to do with my time than argue. You think what you want, I'll believe what I've been told by someone actually in the trans community. Good day.
User avatar #36 to #34 - thebannedzombie
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oxford dictionary:
> adjective
denoting or relating to a person whose self-identity conforms with the gender that corresponds to their biological sex:
Wikipedia:
Cisgender and cissexual (often abbreviated to simply cis) describe related types of gender identity where an individual's self-perception of their gender matches the sex they were assigned at birth.

This isn't a debate. Or an argument.

Also, seeing as cisgender is as far outside the trans community as you can get, that's like saying that only white people are allowed to know what the word "black" means.
User avatar #40 to #36 - bandgeekster
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This made me smile. I love it when over opinionated idiots argue with smart people. And lose. Miserably.
User avatar #72 to #40 - akho
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Haha, he just had better things to do.

Makes a solid point to, see, you think what you want. Can't argue with that.

And you know, if someone from a specific community tells you something, he must be an authority because he is part of that community.

Being gay gives you knowledge about everything that relates to gayness.
#27 to #26 - anon id: 2c33b8a4
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He's still a guy
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#29 to #28 - anon id: 2c33b8a4
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Oh, I thought he was born male and then became a female.
#44 - chuffberry
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the worst date i ever had was when the guy showed up to the restaurant dressed as ash ketchup, complete with pokeballs dangling from the zipper of his jeans. he spent the entirety of the date trying to teach me the pokemon theme song. not the version from the show, oh no, the version that he wrote himself. all 5 verses. he started crying and tried to hit me when, at the end of the date, i declined to be his girlfriend.
User avatar #45 to #44 - SuperSixONE
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I'd marry him
#47 to #44 - yentabear
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He sounds like such a keeper, only to go right through your grasp.. What went wrong?
He sounds like such a keeper, only to go right through your grasp.. What went wrong?
User avatar #50 to #44 - thebestpieever
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You don't pick them all that well, do you?
#52 to #44 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at sexy time 4 ** Gotta catch 'em all.
#73 to #44 - notthistime
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he must have forgot his fedora at home then
#48 to #44 - ffinfinity
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All he wanted to do was show you his pokeballs OP
#13 - tugaii
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At least she dident claim that he raped her.
At least she dident claim that he raped her.
#19 to #13 - soule
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Because who would believe that?
#39 to #19 - tugaii
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Well considering at least in Canada when you get charged with sexual assault its a strict liability reverse onus case.
#55 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Termination Positivity ** I'm tired of seeing you guys complain about this ****. There's nothing wrong with women trying to get more rights, and the things you complain about aren't that big of issues. "She lied about him raping her." It doesn't happen as often as you make it out to be. Man the **** up.
#63 to #55 - ilikepatatas
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this whole post is about a guy who kept pushing the girl because he didn't want to get to second base with her, if the tables were turned the girl would have sued the man for "sexual" harassment, so shut up bitch
#64 to #63 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at My Last Request ** You're not going to get any either way, so shut the **** up.
#65 to #64 - ilikepatatas
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any what, are you drunk?
#66 to #65 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #6218629 at Safe For Work Random Board ** If you don't know what that means, then there's no hope. Refer to my first comment.
#2 - HellsSponge
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Well ****
User avatar #16 - OsamaBinLadenz
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******* landwhales thinking "forced" is a synonym for "assertive" just because they're female. Men and women like that disgust me.
User avatar #57 to #16 - OsamaBinLadenz
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It's suddenly politically incorrect when I infer that men can do this too. Funnyjunk
User avatar #56 - aconitumanthora
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Are there really women like that? I just can't handle it...
#62 to #56 - creepyunclebob
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I think this is a pretty unusual brand of ***********.
User avatar #67 to #56 - Leopard
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desperate fat ones, yea