"Yeah that Explains alot". . File: 138331 -( 1 Tl KB, 420x506, lololololololol_ png} ruiend of mine tried to fire up an Okcupid yesterday's score a Halloween da
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"Yeah that Explains alot"

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ruiend of mine tried to fire up an Okcupid yesterday's score a Halloween date.
from him this morning
agirl lied about theweight, profile picture was from "TO pounds ago"
wwent on several rants about acceptance and Obama being obstructed by "white "
know what cis meant, so I told him
yeah, that explains a lot."
of date, both needed a ride home because drunk
Appearently spent entirety ofthe taxi ride with his foot on her chest, pushing herto the other side ofthe cab, because she kept trying to get to
second base with him.
he remembers from that point on was trying to shush her
sshe texts him this morning asking haythere' s a size 12 footprint on the front of her costume
sshe' s demanding he pay her backto get her costume, and is pissed because he “couldn' t handle her 'assertive female sexuality"
mmfw reading all ofthis
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Submitted: 11/02/2013
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#5 - akho (11/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
SO IF A GUY TRIES TO PUSH HIMSELF ON A GIRL IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT   
   
IF SHE DOES IT IT'S ASSERTIVE FEMALE SEXUALITY   
 oh god i lost my 						****					 at 'assertive female sexuality' so badly
SO IF A GUY TRIES TO PUSH HIMSELF ON A GIRL IT'S SEXUAL HARASSMENT

IF SHE DOES IT IT'S ASSERTIVE FEMALE SEXUALITY
oh god i lost my **** at 'assertive female sexuality' so badly
#1 - I Am Monkey (11/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #25 - insertclevernames (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Assertive female sexuality=ok with society

Assertive male sexuality=rape
#18 - akho (11/02/2013) [+] (16 replies)
cis - was he talking about the Federation?

I was so confused for a moment as to whether that was a typo or actual star wars reference.
#17 - danield (11/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Relevant
#44 - chuffberry (11/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
the worst date i ever had was when the guy showed up to the restaurant dressed as ash ketchup, complete with pokeballs dangling from the zipper of his jeans. he spent the entirety of the date trying to teach me the pokemon theme song. not the version from the show, oh no, the version that he wrote himself. all 5 verses. he started crying and tried to hit me when, at the end of the date, i declined to be his girlfriend.
#13 - tugaii (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
At least she dident claim that he raped her.
At least she dident claim that he raped her.
#55 - Dwarf (11/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Termination Positivity ** I'm tired of seeing you guys complain about this **** . There's nothing wrong with women trying to get more rights, and the things you complain about aren't that big of issues. "She lied about him raping her." It doesn't happen as often as you make it out to be. Man the **** up.
#63 to #55 - ilikepatatas (11/03/2013) [-]
this whole post is about a guy who kept pushing the girl because he didn't want to get to second base with her, if the tables were turned the girl would have sued the man for "sexual" harassment, so shut up bitch
#2 - HellsSponge ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
******* landwhales thinking "forced" is a synonym for "assertive" just because they're female. Men and women like that disgust me.
User avatar #57 to #16 - OsamaBinLadenz (11/02/2013) [-]
It's suddenly politically incorrect when I infer that men can do this too. Funnyjunk
User avatar #56 - aconitumanthora (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Are there really women like that? I just can't handle it...
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