YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH. . Post ysub most em banishing stories. I' ll start. we in tth grade we in English class smasher is absent serveral days pass and teacher i
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YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

Post ysub most em banishing stories. I' ll start.
we in tth grade
we in English class
smasher is absent
serveral days pass and teacher is still absent
restart hearing numbrs she' s really sick
weeks later teacher cames back in
sshe' s wearing a ski hat, all her hair is
seaplanes ts us that she has a deadly ism sf cancer and is undergoing stems
kwis this teacher
ogirls and guys both crying
amass mes in bra grew} hug
sf silence ensues
bl get a text message
ts set my ts vibrate
sf silence is interrupted by extremely lsut "" mam Went Get Fessed Again by The Who
sentire class staring at me with dirty
smasher is in tears, audibly whimpering
bl have idea what ts dc
stertyy my hands up and shrug
shear sameone say "are ysu ******* kidding?"
**** I hated that class after that
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#1 - snakefire (02/25/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"It was my phone"

Four words could have resolved everything, OP you ******** .
User avatar #2 - mechanichore (02/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
-Have teacher with cancer too, Mrs. Redman
-Some people don't like her, most people do
-She fights it for 2 years finally croaks
-Next day announcement is made, moment of silence
-Kid comes in late, asks why everyone is quiet today
-"Mrs. Redman passed away bro."
-"Hah, more like Mrs. Deadman! What, too soon?"
-It was so wrong but I laughed so ******* hard. I'm going to hell.
#42 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [+] (22 replies)
>be 16   
>be total beta   
>go to first raunchy highschool house party   
>walk through door   
>party hard   
>heavily inebriated 9.5/10 grinds up on me   
>lol who cares I just roll with it   
>she grabs my hand and drags me upstairs   
>shoves me on the bed   
>"						****					 me cakeman"   
>we go to town   
>feelsgoodman.jpeg   
>30 seconds in   
>gonna cum   
>angry 6'7" quarterback bf tears door off hinges   
>feelscaredman.jpeg
>be 16
>be total beta
>go to first raunchy highschool house party
>walk through door
>party hard
>heavily inebriated 9.5/10 grinds up on me
>lol who cares I just roll with it
>she grabs my hand and drags me upstairs
>shoves me on the bed
>" **** me cakeman"
>we go to town
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>30 seconds in
>gonna cum
>angry 6'7" quarterback bf tears door off hinges
>feelscaredman.jpeg
#9 - sprites (02/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
guess he shoulda



called in sick.
#24 - kennyh (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
"are you ******* kidding?"

Ah yes.. How dare I forget to silence my phone. Then forget to mind control all of my contacts to keep them, from contacting me at this exact moment. How asshole-ish of me.
#67 - catburglarpenis (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
<------ my first time
#50 - evilpapagali (02/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Let's bring up the classics.
#38 - tjkskateboarder (02/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Be me, November of 9th Grade
>Friends convince me it's the rules of high school to join a sport
>Whatever.jpg
>Join wrestling team with bros
>Endure hardest practices a 120 lbs 25% body fat boy can take
>Flash forward into January
>Be garbage at wrestling, wrestle JV matches
>My record is 0-5
>Get JV match against Lincoln, rumor was I had to wrestle a girl
>I had to wrestle a girl
>Wrestle the entire match trying as hard as I possibly can
>Not hard enough, 106 lbs blonde defeats me 8-2 by decision
>Louder roar erupts from the Lincoln crowd than when they won the varsity match by a point
>Whole team laughs at me
>Coach covers his laughter with a clipboard
>Embarrassment of a million suns covers my face
#13 - include (02/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Your FW the phone rang.
Your FW the phone rang.
User avatar #29 - galkawhm (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
User avatar #79 - wolviewolverine (02/26/2014) [+] (28 replies)
>be me in class, some grade 6
>have a good laugh with my mates
>teacher is absent
>another teacher comes in, informs teacher's wife died because of cancer or something
>everything happens right after my friend tells me a great joke
>we don't hear about the cacnerwife
>laugh
>get dirty looks
>wtf, why do kids need to hear about dead teacher relatives??? Never felt bad about the situation, because that was making us hear out their problems.
User avatar #101 to #98 - assrocket (02/26/2014) [-]
I passionately hope you burn to death.
User avatar #26 - karson (02/26/2014) [-]
I was hanging out with some friends, call them bro a and bro b. bro b gets a phone call and walks out of the room. meanwhile, bro a starts browsing available text tones on his phone and it freezes up. he slammed his phone down on the table in frustration, and then bro b walked back in. bro b says "dude, that was my mom, she was just diagnosed with terminal cancer." and right at that moment, bro a's phone unfroze, and played "wah wah wahhhhhh" sound. look at bro a like "are you ******* serious?" and then theres the longest silence ever with us with bro b's eyes tearing up. bro b then bust in to laughter, turns out his eyes were tearing from trying to hold back his laughter. he said he just ******* with us, and we all laughed our asses off.

good times.
User avatar #37 - enigmaticspirit (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>be sophomore year of high-school
>be in gifted english (where all the smart ***** are)
>somehow that correlates to never having to do **** and just watching movies with the occasional book to read
>there was like one month left of school, so we got to choose the last book we did a project over
>Fellowship of the Ring (never read it until then)
>one part of the project is to give your book a soundtrack (like I said, this class was easy as **** )
>I had been loosing a lot of weight at the time and had loose pants
>bend over to plug in iphone stereo thingy and show the entire class my fat ass
>...that was it. It was embarrassing.
#113 - runelh (02/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
User avatar #46 - qxangelxp (02/26/2014) [-]
The class does a group hug to show their love for the teacher, and "YEEEAAHHHH" plays.
That scenario sounds pretty ******* awesome.
Almost like the Yeah is for the moment of love the students and teacher are having. Not Yeah, you got cancer!
If that's what happened, then **** those kids, thinking of the negatives.
User avatar #14 - yuh (02/25/2014) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
User avatar #75 - landerp (02/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>senior year algebra
>entire class working on homework during last 30 minutes of class
>listening to music through headphones
>drop pencil, lean over to get it
>fart
>sit up with pencil and keep working, acted like nothing happened
>didn't know if people heard or not
>still a mystery, embarrassing nonetheless
#88 to #75 - itsbendingtime (02/26/2014) [-]
>year 7 (12 years old for americunts)
>guy sitting in front of me has IBS
>often drops massive loud farts
>no smell, just buildup of trapped gas
>sitting in German class
>really need to fart, god damnit
>holding it in
>IBS guy lets off enormous loud fart
>quickly drop my silent but stinky fart
>I mean seriously, my farts are ******* vile, even I can't stand the smell
>everyone blames IBS guy
>mfw
User avatar #31 - drunkasaurus (02/26/2014) [-]
that's not even embarassing.
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