YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH. . Post ysub most em banishing stories. I' ll start. we in tth grade we in English class smasher is absent serveral days pass and teacher i YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH Post ysub most em banishing stories I' ll start we in tth grade English class smasher is absent serveral days pass and teacher i
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Post ysub most em banishing stories. I' ll start.
we in tth grade
we in English class
smasher is absent
serveral days pass and teacher is still absent
restart hearing numbrs she' s really sick
weeks later teacher cames back in
sshe' s wearing a ski hat, all her hair is
seaplanes ts us that she has a deadly ism sf cancer and is undergoing stems
kwis this teacher
ogirls and guys both crying
amass mes in bra grew} hug
sf silence ensues
bl get a text message
ts set my ts vibrate
sf silence is interrupted by extremely lsut "" mam Went Get Fessed Again by The Who
sentire class staring at me with dirty
smasher is in tears, audibly whimpering
bl have idea what ts dc
stertyy my hands up and shrug
shear sameone say "are ysu fucking kidding?"
Fuck I hated that class after that
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - snakefire
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(02/25/2014) [-]
"It was my phone"

Four words could have resolved everything, OP you ********.
#8 to #1 - anon id: e928b384
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(02/25/2014) [-]
highschool kids arent that forgiving
User avatar #16 to #8 - vontrollington
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(02/26/2014) [-]
He said 9th grade.
User avatar #21 to #16 - halor
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(02/26/2014) [-]
that's high school...at least in the parts of America i've lived in
User avatar #17 to #16 - Darianvincent
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(02/26/2014) [-]
That's highschool in the U.S.
User avatar #18 to #17 - vontrollington
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I'm in the U.S.
Highschool starts in 10th grade.
Alright, I was wrong. Could've sworn it was 10th.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Darianvincent
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(02/26/2014) [-]
It's a common mistake, it's usually 10th grade in a lot of other places. Personally I like our way more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Darianvincent
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(02/26/2014) [-]
But then again I hated highschool and dropped out to become an ultra shutin, so it doesn't really matter. o.o
User avatar #44 to #1 - redscorp
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(02/26/2014) [-]
On a side note. **** YEAH FRANKEN FRAN!
User avatar #68 to #1 - martialnorris
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#74 to #68 - bann
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(02/26/2014) [-]
He could have told them it was his phone getting a text message that made the noise, not him playing that.
User avatar #132 to #74 - martialnorris
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(02/26/2014) [-]
yeah but it says "forgot to pu phone on vibrate". So it's explained it was his phone. No need to say "It was the phone". Therefore I don't get it it, being the thing that is supposed to give sense to the sentence
#134 to #132 - bann
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Ahh, all confusion has been resolved, joyous day.
#78 to #1 - bobfaget
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#118 to #1 - herpderpstrom
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Here, take this.
Here, take this.
User avatar #2 - mechanichore
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(02/25/2014) [-]
-Have teacher with cancer too, Mrs. Redman
-Some people don't like her, most people do
-She fights it for 2 years finally croaks
-Next day announcement is made, moment of silence
-Kid comes in late, asks why everyone is quiet today
-"Mrs. Redman passed away bro."
-"Hah, more like Mrs. Deadman! What, too soon?"
-It was so wrong but I laughed so ******* hard. I'm going to hell.
User avatar #53 to #2 - kirkbot
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(02/26/2014) [-]
>6th grade
>teacher doesn't talk more than necessary
>cold atmosphere overall
>I try to break the ice and say " why so depressed? It feels like someone died"
>teacher gets mad and sends me outside
>apparently another student did indeed die and she was about to make the announcement
#35 to #2 - hitbyadriveby
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(02/26/2014) [-]
- Be freshman year of high school
- So far my class managed to get 4 teachers to quit (really obnoxiuos kids)
- Made a bet with friend that i we could get 5 teachers to quit
- Ill lose 20$ if one more quits
- Next day art teacher, Mrs. Ellen doesnt show up
- OHNOTHISMIGHTBEASIGN.jpg
- Appartently she commited suicide after her husband cheated on her.
- Everyone is like damn
- I'm like ****
- MFW
#4 to #2 - Taromillas
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(02/25/2014) [-]
>Ninth grade year   
>have an english teacher named Mrs.Shmuck   
>she's a cool teacher for the most part, too much homework imo   
>one day she doesn't show up, get a sub instead   
>no big deal, everyone thinks she's sick   
>next day, announcement she was in a car wreck and passed away   
>sitting in class during this, near friends   
>"I guess she shmucked up"   
>tfw
>Ninth grade year
>have an english teacher named Mrs.Shmuck
>she's a cool teacher for the most part, too much homework imo
>one day she doesn't show up, get a sub instead
>no big deal, everyone thinks she's sick
>next day, announcement she was in a car wreck and passed away
>sitting in class during this, near friends
>"I guess she shmucked up"
>tfw

#42 - CakemanRPG
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(02/26/2014) [-]
>be 16   
>be total beta   
>go to first raunchy highschool house party   
>walk through door   
>party hard   
>heavily inebriated 9.5/10 grinds up on me   
>lol who cares I just roll with it   
>she grabs my hand and drags me upstairs   
>shoves me on the bed   
>"**** me cakeman"   
>we go to town   
>feelsgoodman.jpeg   
>30 seconds in   
>gonna cum   
>angry 6'7" quarterback bf tears door off hinges   
>feelscaredman.jpeg
>be 16
>be total beta
>go to first raunchy highschool house party
>walk through door
>party hard
>heavily inebriated 9.5/10 grinds up on me
>lol who cares I just roll with it
>she grabs my hand and drags me upstairs
>shoves me on the bed
>"**** me cakeman"
>we go to town
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>30 seconds in
>gonna cum
>angry 6'7" quarterback bf tears door off hinges
>feelscaredman.jpeg
User avatar #43 to #42 - CakemanRPG
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(02/26/2014) [-]
>shoves gf off of me
>splooge all over his Abacrombe polo shirt
>he's pissed
>sothisishowIdie.jpeg
>him and his homies drag me out of the house and beat me unconscious in street with dozens of partygoers taking pictures/vids on phones
>wake up in dumpster
>NAKED
>begin long walk of shame back to car
>realize my car keys and other **** is back at the party
>GODDAMMIT
>sprint back to party bare ass naked
>sprint through backyards and hop fences/hedges
>hop last fence
>BAM
>run into some cops
>practical having a panic attack while pleading my case to them
>they still arrest me for public nudity/indecency
>spend night in crowded holding cell..butt naked and while being harassed by other detainees
So guys how was YOUR first time?
User avatar #54 to #43 - miklthepikl
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(02/26/2014) [-]
my girl fell asleep during. yours is much worse though...
User avatar #119 to #54 - herpderpstrom
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Really? at least he got to have sex with the QB's 9.5 girlfriend who didn't fall asleep
User avatar #133 to #119 - miklthepikl
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(02/26/2014) [-]
well, i didnt get throttled or arrested, so i'd say mine turned out a bit better
User avatar #135 to #133 - herpderpstrom
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I'd maybe call it a draw. How'd you get her to fall asleep?!
User avatar #137 to #135 - miklthepikl
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(02/26/2014) [-]
duno, she was awake then she wasn't. in other news, i also ****** a passed out chick my first time, so theres that
#55 to #43 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/26/2014) [-]
doubt it cunt
#90 to #55 - itsbendingtime
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(02/26/2014) [-]
yeah he probably raped her which is why all the guys at the party were so pissed.
User avatar #76 to #55 - yorker
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(02/26/2014) [-]
cakemanrpg, if this really is you, I doubt you've ever touched a girl...
#136 to #76 - CakemanRPG
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(02/26/2014) [-]
orly?
#57 to #55 - CakemanRPG
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(02/26/2014) [-]
do you enjoy stalking me?
do you enjoy stalking me?
#58 to #57 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Stalk? No I think I was browsing the front page. Yeah I'm pretty sure I was browsing the front page. Cunt.
#59 to #58 - CakemanRPG
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I meant collecting every selfie I make and replying to every one of my posts with "cunt"   
   
this kinda **** stays on random board   
   
regardless, knock it off
I meant collecting every selfie I make and replying to every one of my posts with "cunt"

this kinda **** stays on random board

regardless, knock it off
#61 to #59 - ZeDoodler
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Damn this is a good troll.    
   
Keep it up.
Damn this is a good troll.

Keep it up.
User avatar #63 to #61 - CakemanRPG
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(02/26/2014) [-]
fun fact he's been doing this for over a year

That kinda **** takes some serious dedication.
#65 to #63 - ZeDoodler
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you don't got any balls, cunt
#60 to #59 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/26/2014) [-]
By every selfie you take you mean the one picture you gave me to make transparent?
The transparent you use as your profile picture? Cunt.
#62 to #60 - CakemanRPG
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I gave that to a different user   
   
are implying that you have two profiles?   
   
regardless idgaf knock it off
I gave that to a different user

are implying that you have two profiles?

regardless idgaf knock it off
#64 to #62 - fuckingtrolls
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Your ignorance is entertaining. Cunt.
User avatar #80 to #43 - wolviewolverine
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Did you sue the attackers? That's like fine case for you.. did you? Or you pussied out?

Remember - you can run as many yards as you like, but you will tremble as a scared rat against the law
User avatar #143 to #80 - enclavexremnant
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Like I said 90%.
User avatar #146 to #143 - wolviewolverine
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(02/27/2014) [-]
You are cute, when you are terribly butthurt.
#9 - sprites
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(02/25/2014) [-]
guess he shoulda



called in sick.
#23 to #9 - brenton
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#24 - kennyh
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(02/26/2014) [-]
"are you ******* kidding?"

Ah yes.. How dare I forget to silence my phone. Then forget to mind control all of my contacts to keep them, from contacting me at this exact moment. How asshole-ish of me.
#40 to #24 - anon id: 643eafa4
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(02/26/2014) [-]
yeah **** you
uoy kcuf heay
#48 to #24 - cazabrow
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.....No one realized it was the phone.

That's the entire joke.
#67 - catburglarpenis
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(02/26/2014) [-]
<------ my first time
#110 to #67 - megatrondecepticon
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#50 - evilpapagali
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(02/26/2014) [-]
Let's bring up the classics.
#116 to #50 - peyko
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(02/26/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #557158 at Ponyville ** mfw.
User avatar #72 to #50 - lolmonade
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(02/26/2014) [-]
That windows 98 always kills me
#38 - tjkskateboarder
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(02/26/2014) [-]
>Be me, November of 9th Grade
>Friends convince me it's the rules of high school to join a sport
>Whatever.jpg
>Join wrestling team with bros
>Endure hardest practices a 120 lbs 25% body fat boy can take
>Flash forward into January
>Be garbage at wrestling, wrestle JV matches
>My record is 0-5
>Get JV match against Lincoln, rumor was I had to wrestle a girl
>I had to wrestle a girl
>Wrestle the entire match trying as hard as I possibly can
>Not hard enough, 106 lbs blonde defeats me 8-2 by decision
>Louder roar erupts from the Lincoln crowd than when they won the varsity match by a point
>Whole team laughs at me
>Coach covers his laughter with a clipboard
>Embarrassment of a million suns covers my face
User avatar #52 to #38 - kaitheguy
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some kid on my team this year got tech'd by a girl. 18-4. now that is embarassing. and she was pretty cute too
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User avatar #111 to #38 - megatrondecepticon
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this wouldn't be Lincoln Nebraska would it?
User avatar #144 to #111 - tjkskateboarder
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(02/27/2014) [-]
Lincoln, RI.
#13 - include
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(02/25/2014) [-]
Your FW the phone rang.
Your FW the phone rang.
User avatar #27 to #13 - karson
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(02/26/2014) [-]
I loved that scene.
User avatar #51 to #27 - kaitheguy
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(02/26/2014) [-]
best awkward dinner scene ever