Y'ar. . Then grab a seat, and I shall tell ye of the harpoon's' of the great white whale. was 19 and had been with 11 guys Somehow managed ta have a ass Thought
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Y'ar

Then grab a seat, and I shall tell ye of the harpoon's' of the great
white whale.
was 19 and had been with 11 guys
Somehow managed ta have a ass
Thought she could pull an a thong
Looked like a length m string tied around a hunk m pizza dough
pancake tits with nipples pointing straight down, almost as though in shame
a doublelift that I had ta lift uut m the way ta get ta her
Immediately hit with a smell like ammonia and stale bong water
Hadn' trottin laid in 3 years so I swallowed my pride (and bile) and pressed an
Do and make her Scream a few times
up, wipe the slug slime an my chin, and strip
e are gum thing lil say is that she gave decent head
Throw her intu the bed
Manage not ta get the stare from lucking at the jiggling mound m fat
holds her salty seagrave open whilst I steer me spear into it
Loose as all hell but it' s warm and wet; it' ll
Pstart '
Eventually she wants ta get an tap
Briefly think what my family will say when the pamper tells them haw I was crushed
winds up not being the case, thank Poseidon far my bearmode build
ABREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR DARE, MEN
Impress myself by being able ta lift my hips up an the bed
her gush a few mare times
ta have had enough m this
a bit mad at the fact that this is taking me so lung
her ta get an all fours like a guud bitch
dues it far me and I hit the name stretch
AA sound like a halibut smacking into pavement from a . drop endues through the raum
starts screeching "" in a tune that nearly kills the baner I worked so hard fur
Did I mention " was a weeaboo'?
Become mare determined; this is not going ta stop me
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH GILDED AND THUNDER
uut and shoot me sea foam CNET her blubber
And that' s me tale.
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#14 - bakinboy (07/24/2014) [-]
wipe the slug slime off my chin
wipe the slug slime off my chin
User avatar #4 - christheace (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
BerryLicious

seems you're not the only one telling stories about your weeaboo friend
#7 - drcow (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Guys this is for some reason reminding me of the Gob tales that have been circulating lately
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
well...
#3 - sirbrentcoe (07/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
didn't know BerryLicious was a /b/er. . mfw that whole story
didn't know BerryLicious was a /b/er. . mfw that whole story
#48 - slenderize (07/25/2014) [-]
When told to his shipmate.
#35 - senorfrog (07/25/2014) [-]
If you are that desperate for sex, seek help.
#30 - Byte (07/25/2014) [-]
Why..
#29 - leproon (07/25/2014) [-]
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#2 - semantic (07/24/2014) [-]
Hell yea
#25 - lifeanddeath (07/25/2014) [-]
Source:
#43 - kevinrox (07/25/2014) [-]
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#42 - Steinwolf (07/25/2014) [-]
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#32 - toguro (07/25/2014) [-]
Good ******* grief
#31 - gibroner (07/25/2014) [-]
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#22 - nachoiscool (07/25/2014) [-]
"sounds like a halibut smacking into pavement from a 200 ft drop"........................................................................... ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ..........................................................................   
May god have mercy on your soul
"sounds like a halibut smacking into pavement from a 200 ft drop"........................................................................... ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ..........................................................................
May god have mercy on your soul
#13 - capnfappy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
"Slug slime"
User avatar #38 - higaphix (07/25/2014) [-]
Gob?
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