Y'ar. . Then grab a seat, and I shall tell ye of the harpoon's' of the great white whale. was 19 and had been with 11 guys Somehow managed ta have a ass Thought Y'ar Then grab a seat and I shall tell ye of the harpoon's' great white whale was 19 had been with 11 guys Somehow managed ta have ass Thought
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Then grab a seat, and I shall tell ye of the harpoon's' of the great
white whale.
was 19 and had been with 11 guys
Somehow managed ta have a ass
Thought she could pull an a thong
Looked like a length m string tied around a hunk m pizza dough
pancake tits with nipples pointing straight down, almost as though in shame
a doublelift that I had ta lift uut m the way ta get ta her
Immediately hit with a smell like ammonia and stale bong water
Hadn' trottin laid in 3 years so I swallowed my pride (and bile) and pressed an
Do and make her Scream a few times
up, wipe the slug slime an my chin, and strip
e are gum thing lil say is that she gave decent head
Throw her intu the bed
Manage not ta get the stare from lucking at the jiggling mound m fat
holds her salty seagrave open whilst I steer me spear into it
Loose as all hell but it' s warm and wet; it' ll
Pstart '
Eventually she wants ta get an tap
Briefly think what my family will say when the pamper tells them haw I was crushed
winds up not being the case, thank Poseidon far my bearmode build
ABREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR DARE, MEN
Impress myself by being able ta lift my hips up an the bed
her gush a few mare times
ta have had enough m this
a bit mad at the fact that this is taking me so lung
her ta get an all fours like a guud bitch
dues it far me and I hit the name stretch
AA sound like a halibut smacking into pavement from a . drop endues through the raum
starts screeching "" in a tune that nearly kills the baner I worked so hard fur
Did I mention " was a weeaboo'?
Become mare determined; this is not going ta stop me
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH GILDED AND THUNDER
uut and shoot me sea foam CNET her blubber
And that' s me tale.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - bakinboy
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(07/24/2014) [-]
wipe the slug slime off my chin
wipe the slug slime off my chin
User avatar #4 - christheace
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(07/24/2014) [-]
BerryLicious

seems you're not the only one telling stories about your weeaboo friend
User avatar #8 to #4 - BerryLicious
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Well all I can say is I'm glad I'm not the only one to have suffered the presence of an insufferable cretin.
User avatar #28 to #8 - chillybilly
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Just be glad you didn't stick it in
User avatar #27 to #8 - Lilstow
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(07/25/2014) [-]
why do you live with her?
User avatar #62 to #27 - BerryLicious
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(07/30/2014) [-]
***** n giggles.
#7 - drcow
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Guys this is for some reason reminding me of the Gob tales that have been circulating lately
#34 to #7 - dharkmoswen
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#3 - sirbrentcoe
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(07/24/2014) [-]
didn't know BerryLicious was a /b/er. . mfw that whole story
didn't know BerryLicious was a /b/er. . mfw that whole story
User avatar #10 to #3 - itsthatguyagain
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Wouldn't /b/eing be a better word?
User avatar #16 to #10 - thetruemexcalibur
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Proper term is /b/ro newfags, but I really like the sound of /b/eing.
User avatar #18 to #16 - itsthatguyagain
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Well, I mean, he was making up a new term for people who go on /b/, so I thought I'd do the same. And /b/ro didn't come to mind.
User avatar #9 to #3 - BerryLicious
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(07/24/2014) [-]
It was rather gruesome. I'm going to have to dig around for a really foul story. Like the time she apparently got fingered by a 60 year old guy, but I think she was lying.
#17 to #9 - iscrewbabies
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter if she lied, I need to hear the story.
User avatar #41 to #9 - createdjustnow
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(07/25/2014) [-]
ignore my last comment, i found them all
User avatar #37 to #9 - createdjustnow
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(07/25/2014) [-]
i can't see the content you uploaded because you have your profile set to private, which stories are currently out?
#48 - slenderize
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(07/25/2014) [-]
When told to his shipmate.
#15 - rebornpotato
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#36 - fallenraven
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#30 - Byte
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(07/25/2014) [-]
Why..
#29 - leproon
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(07/25/2014) [-]
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#2 - semantic
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Hell yea