Wtf....

Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 12( Mon) : 52 No. 399698449
How to gain instant respect girlfriend or wife.
First of all, Put an aerosol can inside a condom and fill with 40% vodka and tie at the top. F' tothis in the freezer's chill for 3 hours (maybe better overnight}
Second, invite yoursockfriend to your house along with her parents & all close relatives. Make sure your is fully stocked & ply everyone with booze (perhaps even spike it up a little)-
apart front yoursockfriend, who you tell forthat you insist she stays sober. Now come youre gonna have a load of members totally pissed. This is time you put
your plan into action.
Call yoursockfriend into the same room as everyone else, make sure she is standing in the middle ofthe room and tell herto wait on the spot while you go tothe kitchen. Getthe Aerosol Johnny
fromthe freezer and a box of matches. Go back into the living room.
At this point most people (apart from ) will be totally whacked. Take yoursockfriend bythe hips and pull down her pants, then pull her knickers tothe side. Take yourdick out &
along with aerosol can, then spin her around and do whatwhat it is more like than before if ever not that you did accidently.