Worth your time TRUST. I hate white spaces.. I was waiting for tree fiddy or an unhappy ending and I'm so glad it never came.
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I hate white spaces

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Submitted: 04/27/2014
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#2 - daftiduck (04/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I was waiting for tree fiddy or an unhappy ending and I'm so glad it never came.
#6 - cazabrow (04/27/2014) [-]
That ending was so beautiful.

This story went from comical, to a bit creepy, to worrysome and ended at heart warming.
#4 - mastermasticator (04/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i love it when a story is actually a story. Not the god damn prince of bel air.
#33 - I Am Monkey (04/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I love how beta culture works. When one of us makes it everyone else is happy.
I love how beta culture works. When one of us makes it everyone else is happy.
#12 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (04/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#19 - leobreacker (04/27/2014) [-]
That was worth. So 						*******					 worth my time.
That was worth. So ******* worth my time.
User avatar #52 - leadstriker (04/27/2014) [+] (21 replies)
i think this is complete ******** lol
as you can tell by his characteristics, after he went with her on his first date he immediately destroyed all his "loose ends"
why in the **** would he risk his entire life writings this **** ? 1. this could destabilize marriage 2. beast could come back and start ******* with him 3. his job could be compromised
also who in the **** gets pregnant in 2014 all knowing sex without condom = babies??
what kind of dumb ass decides to marry someone only knowing them for a short time?
it's completely unrealistic.
maybe to all you neckbeards world of fantasy is the only real thing you have
#54 to #52 - dildodude (04/27/2014) [-]
don't you dare
don't you dare
#42 - hewhoepicfails (04/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I expected the story to end with OP suddenly becoming the beast he has fired.

I was wrong, and I'm glad that I was.
#14 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I was hesitant of the long read at first but hot damn! This is one of the most beautiful, inspirational and heartwarming stories I have ever read
I was hesitant of the long read at first but hot damn! This is one of the most beautiful, inspirational and heartwarming stories I have ever read
User avatar #8 - ClockTank (04/27/2014) [-]
Thank you, OP, a beautiful greentext that I've never read. I can actually feel the ice in my heart melt a little.
User avatar #63 - akho ONLINE (04/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>be working IT
>no gf, no friends just me and my pokemons
>one day go set up some printer connections
>some newb says he already did it
>go back play pokeman
>got a ditto that can transform to anyone it wants. Just like I would want to, but I have no motivation
>dad abused me physically (not sexually); mom mentally; no friends since forever

>One day get called up to HR
>say they be firin me
>pack up, no time even to back-up my save games
>"goodbye love"
>go home cryalot.jpg
>aunt calls - works there so heard I got fired
>"what's wrong anon, why'd you get fired?"
>some guy got me fired cause he's a dick
>msg her his pic
>she's strangely attracted to him

>noone else will hire me.
>no gf..
>no friends...
>slowly pop pill after pill; Feel as I get dizzy; Feel so light, so young; Empty life flashes before me; See all pokeman, all with ditto's eyes; Drop one last tear eyes shut slowly
>itsallovernow.jpg
#60 - skyggen (04/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Don't you guys dare skip this. This entire thing was fantatic from start to finish. May fortune continue to smile upon you, you magnificent bastard!
Don't you guys dare skip this. This entire thing was fantatic from start to finish. May fortune continue to smile upon you, you magnificent bastard!
#39 - pappathethird (04/27/2014) [-]
I am IT, lord of the milfs
I am IT, lord of the milfs
User avatar #48 - pokimone (04/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Story was amazing, but the real reason I'm thumbing this up is the empty space on the side. Never before, have I seen someone actually turn space into space. Its ******* brilliant.
User avatar #34 - redclover (04/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I worked with a girl that I was secretly in love with for 5 years
was out bowling with some friends we're terribly average and make bet that if someone can make three strikes in a row, I'll ask her out
lost bet
ask her out later that week

we now live together, have a daughter on the way, and getting married next year
#113 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
after reading through these comments you're all ******* losers.

THIS GUY IS A CREEP
#124 to #113 - cupotruth (04/27/2014) [-]
Yeah but we're all creeps and when one of us do it right we applaud it.

It's like snipers applauding the fact that another has spread someone's brain matter across a wall.

Disgustingly cruel yet viciously satisfying.
User avatar #1 - itsaggron (04/27/2014) [-]
That title didn't lie. That was ******* great.
User avatar #10 - chrismamaril (04/27/2014) [-]
To the front page you go glorious op! What a story. I need to punch the man to feel like a wall again
#108 - carlonord ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
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