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User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (01/31/2013) [-]
I would get a vasectomy for this, but I love my balls too much.
User avatar #15 to #7 - bronynexgen (01/31/2013) [-]
The doctors only disable the vans deferens, which is a tube that deliver semen from your balls to your penis. It's also completely reversible if you ever realize that you made a huge mistake.

And yes, I do believe you are asleep for this procedure.
#19 to #15 - novus (01/31/2013) [-]
It is only reversible up to a certain point, 10 years I think, after that it's permanent. But let's be honest, 10 years is plenty of time to decide. And if push comes to shove, you can always have them suck the sperm out manually if you're that desperate to reproduce
#18 to #15 - autoxx ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
You aren't asleep, it is an out-patient procedure but I'm sure you could be if you wanted.
It is reversible but there are problems with the spermatozoa after that, severe mutations and birth defects are very common.
Better to freeze some man-gravy first if you are thinking you might want kids later.

*I'm probably going to have it done so I have done the research. I hesitate because I am immune to almost every biological toxin I have encountered so that would be a nice thing to pass on*
User avatar #63 to #18 - bronynexgen (02/01/2013) [-]
You are immune to all that shit! Jesus fucking Christ man, start making babies right now!
#67 to #63 - autoxx ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I have only tried it on poison ivy, poison oak, stinging nettles, poison wood (a bad tropical plant), mosquito bites, iruganji jellyfish (most potent biological "sting" on earth), black widow spider, some kind of funnel-web spider, wasp/bee/hornet/etc.
The only thing I haven't experienced is snake venom. I have played with diamondbacks but never got hit.
The first one was poison ivy when I was 2, I was sleeping in it in Ontario when my grandmother found me. She got a bad rash just from what was on me before I had a bath.
There are others but for the most part there isn't even a mark.
I played with a stone fish in Australia but didn't get poked on that one either.
User avatar #148 to #67 - akkere ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Wait wait wait

So let me get this straight

You could run through a forest of the shittiest plants in the world, get ambushed by insects that just bite the shit out of you, fall into some pool of water filled with jellyfish, and then get pulled up from your army of diamondback snakes and stone fish?

How are you not the King of Alphas?
#178 to #148 - autoxx ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
The diamondback venom might fuck me over, I guess it's hard on your blood and that's pretty universal between people.
I do run through shitty forests, the only thing that was bad was the damn monkeys throwing shit at me.
The bug bites are a little annoying (especially wild bees) but at least they aren't itchy or painful. I pulled about 50lbs of comb out of a tree in Belize a few years ago, pulling the stingers out was slow but it's just holes. A credit card takes a lot out at a time.
I went scuba diving in Australia and ran into an Iruganji jellyfish, there was a bit of a red mark where I rubbed it against the soft skin of my forearm (that's the most sensitive skin I'm willing to test on) but it was gone in less than 15 minutes (people die in less than 3). 3 days later they wanted to turn the dive boat into shore to get the $26,000 treatment but there was no point.
I am mostly covered in scars from the stupid shit I do but nothing has finished me off yet...
User avatar #69 to #67 - bronynexgen (02/01/2013) [-]
I don't care, start reproducing! You're genes are needed!
#70 to #69 - autoxx ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
I was at Walmart today... The wrong people are breeding.

*I did get a reaction from a jumping spider bite, there is a spot on my back I have no feeling.
#10 to #7 - mollike (01/31/2013) [-]
It's not like they cut them off
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