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#5 - nephritho ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
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what i was expecting that the girl he fucked when he was 15 was his little brother
but this is good too
User avatar #2 - belphegore (08/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
How irresponsible, you don't just take a 12 year old to a party with you, and you especially don't leave him by himself. It could have been worse still, he could have gotten molested before he got alcohol poisoning, and for that, John, is a faggot.
#14 to #13 - zoidbergxxv (08/24/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#10 - satyrn (08/23/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHA
That's easily the best one I've ever seen. Seriously. You just made my fucking night.
#4 - DekuNut (08/23/2012) [-]
Wow, what a dick.
Wow, what a dick.

#11 - fargone ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
oh wow. That was good.
#7 - x hi brid x (08/23/2012) [-]
I am going to be honest. I hardly ever use my funnyjunk account. It's been sitting here for a long while but after reading ALL that and see that "John and I hate every single one of you..." Fuck you op...Just...Fuck you.
I am going to be honest. I hardly ever use my funnyjunk account. It's been sitting here for a long while but after reading ALL that and see that "John and I hate every single one of you..." Fuck you op...Just...Fuck you.
User avatar #12 - TardytheTurtle (08/23/2012) [-]
that one truly got me
this is gold
#18 - N. Korean citizen (08/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #17 - jackthexiv (08/24/2012) [-]
wow this should be a movie
#15 - N. Korean citizen (08/24/2012) [-]
This is the best thing I have ever fucking read.

I love the dramatic ending.
User avatar #20 - threedoggninja **User deleted account** (08/25/2012) [-]
YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKER.
#16 - N. Korean citizen (08/24/2012) [-]
That was so good....I just.....god dammit /b/
#3 - moofiefoof (08/23/2012) [-]
read it, thought it was pretty good, dont tl;dr it
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