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Worth the Read. .. guys, I have the whole thing, wait a while and thumb this up for the rest to see, I promise to deliver, 4chan hero saved the day

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#16 - thatguywithpants [OP]

Reply+108

(08/08/2013)[+](51 replies)

stickied

Apparently the picture uploader ****** with my image, but since I don't have the image anymore there's **** all I can do now.

#27 to #16 - skaife

Reply+280

(08/08/2013)[-]

******, you best find it before I find you and push your **** in

#289 to #27 - handsomelegend

Reply+7

(08/09/2013)[-]

Here it is. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/Worth+the+read+repaired+retyped+Not+me/

#101 to #27 - azdbuiazdh

Reply+6

(08/08/2013)[-]

Seems everyone got into that story just as much as i did

#366 to #27 - nommonsterbaa

Reply+2

(08/11/2013)[-]

Here you go

#371 to #366 - anon id: 6c21f601

Reply0

(08/12/2013)[-]

You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

#293 to #27 - Shadow Guardian

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

Oh god I love nanners.

#344 to #27 - finnaz

Reply-1

(08/09/2013)[-]

Dolphin .mp4

#343 to #27 - pedocommando

Reply-1

(08/09/2013)[-]

I would like to see this happen.

#288 to #27 - handsomelegend

Reply-1

(08/09/2013)[-]

There is another one that was posted today with better words hold on and I'll link it.

#149 to #16 - santuku

Reply+80

(08/08/2013)[-]

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled here's the whole thing typed out. wasnt me, was kommisarkhrushchev. thnk that awesome mother ******

#199 to #149 - kommisarkhrushchev

Reply+14

(08/08/2013)[-]

Awh... Tank you!

#283 to #199 - musclezglassez

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

you sir, are the besterest

#278 to #199 - thebawsofyou

Reply-1

(08/09/2013)[-]

you are THE man

#319 to #149 - weapsycho

Reply+1

(08/09/2013)[-]

i would blow you right here right now,,,

#313 to #149 - ronyx

Reply+1

(08/09/2013)[-]

You magnificent bastard.

#355 to #149 - cplfernandez

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

I had to make a ******* account on this ******* website just to get this god damn link.

#184 to #149 - asumfuck

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

you're my new best friend

#186 to #184 - santuku

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

dont thank me, thank kommisarkhrushchev. hes the one who typed it out. also0, yaay i made a friend

#167 to #149 - werewulft

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thanxs man i was glad to read something that actually had a happy ending.

#172 to #167 - santuku

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

or something that didnt end with a ******* linkin park song or some stupid pun ****.

#174 to #172 - werewulft

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

yea that too i hate that ****.

#175 to #174 - santuku

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

4chan. what ya gonna do?

#177 to #175 - werewulft

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

not go to it ***** me up every time i do.

#37 to #16 - pachecodos

Reply+31

(08/08/2013)[-]

UNACCEPTABLE! IS THIS SOME KIND OF CRAZY TROLLING??!?!?!?
RIGHT NOW I REALLY HATE U!

#173 to #37 - santuku

Reply+4

(08/08/2013)[-]

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled here's the whole thing typed out. wasnt me, was kommisarkhrushchev. thnk that awesome mother ******

#166 to #16 - Lookingguy

Reply+23

(08/08/2013)[-]

not so much worth the read now

#35 to #16 - Thevaultboy

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#36 to #35 - therichie

Reply+7

(08/08/2013)[-]

nice name

#252 to #35 - harrywarden

Reply+1

(08/08/2013)[-]

Is that James Rolfe?

#48 to #16 - daragon

Reply+13

(08/08/2013)[-]

I really wanted to know the rest of this story.

#176 to #48 - santuku

Reply+1

(08/08/2013)[-]

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled here's the whole thing typed out. wasnt me, was kommisarkhrushchev. thnk that awesome mother ******

#187 to #176 - daragon

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thank you

#164 to #16 - katastrophelol

Reply+8

(08/08/2013)[-]

ok man fix this **** i dont care u do a system recovery buy a program or some **** or ask NSA if they can give you a copy

#94 to #16 - TomasArnar

Reply+8

(08/08/2013)[-]

You ******* piece of ********

#82 to #16 - cyrushehe

Reply+6

(08/08/2013)[-]

I'm gonna try to find the actual thread and I'll link it.

#158 to #82 - sirnigga

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

please do i want to knw what happens to jessica and anon

#125 to #16 - austone

Reply+5

(08/08/2013)[-]

Fix it god dammit. I said ******* fix it.

#325 to #16 - bubbabrent

Reply+3

(08/09/2013)[-]

I really hope this guy posts again, that was the best story I've ever read.

#179 to #16 - combatplatypus

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

Sticky comment #41

#350 to #16 - ggdhindo

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(08/09/2013)[-]

#129 to #16 - jimmichonga

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(08/08/2013)[-]

"don't have it anymore" who deletes something like this?
I call ******** op. You're just a admin troll.

#378 to #16 - unclebourbon

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(09/02/2013)[-]

#321 to #16 - krasnogvardiech

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

I could read it fine just a few hours ago. Odd.

#376 to #321 - omegaominous

Reply0

(08/25/2013)[-]

nevermind found it.

#375 to #321 - omegaominous

Reply0

(08/25/2013)[-]

how did it end then? im curious because i cant read the rest.

#284 to #16 - musclezglassez

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

this was not the story to troll in homie

#272 to #16 - minecraftlamer

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

when i ended reading this post it was ******* morning already...
i was sooo tired i kept trying to read the blurred out stuff without realizing it wasnt my eyesight

#182 to #16 - anon id: e1e3e917

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

FIND A ******* WAY.

#152 to #16 - malific

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

Comment #41 to finish reading... you should sticky that one.

#135 to #16 - ninjamyles**User deleted account**

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

hay dude, sticky dantemp comment for others.

#40 - dantemp

Reply+291

(08/08/2013)[-]

guys, I have the whole thing, wait a while and thumb this **** up for the rest to see, I promise to deliver, 4chan hero saved the day

#41 to #40 - dantemp

Reply+239

(08/08/2013)[-]

1 replies hidden: Please view thread directly to view.

#42 to #41 - dantemp

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(08/08/2013)[-]

1 replies hidden: Please view thread directly to view.

#43 to #42 - dantemp

Reply+224

(08/08/2013)[-]

>whoawat.wav
>hey, what's wrong?
>she just keeps drawing
>nothing, just didn't sleep much
>********, i can tell she's lying
>are you o-
>yes, i'm fine
>oh, okay
>i'm a admin so i start thinking i did something to make her mad at me
>sit in silence until bell
>hold hands until we separate to go to classes
>think about this **** all day
>fast forward, end of day
>walking home, she doesn't say anything the entire time
>slightly leans on me
>I don't say anything, just kind of support her until we get to my house
>we go inside, she sits down quickly
>I'm not very hungry anon, do you mind if i take a nap?
>yeah, no problem

#44 to #43 - dantemp

Reply+223

(08/08/2013)[-]

>she tries to fall asleep quickly, but i make her stay awake long enough to get a blanket and pillow from my room.
>i sit in a recliner next to the couch, watching tv at low volume
>not really watching it, more watching jessica sleep.
>2 hours pass
>i wake her up
>hey this is usually the time you head home
>she rubs her eyes a bit
>i don't wanna go home tonight anon, can i stay?

#45 to #44 - dantemp

Reply+221

(08/08/2013)[-]

>i don't really mind, but is it okay with your parents?
>her expression gets a little sour
>i'm sure it's fine
>well okay
>i sit next to her, she leans on my as soon as i settle in still tired
>we watch tv for 30 minutes or so. netflix anime
>why did you bother walking home with me?
>what?
>why did you bother wal-
>no, i heard you, why would you ask that?
>she sinks into my arm a bit.
>everyone spreads rumors about me
>i get a bit sad and a bit angry at everyone else
>I don't care jessica. i like you. what other people say doesn't matter
>we are just awkwardly staring at each other at this point. she is still sunken down
>it's like that for a bit
>she reaches up and kisses me

#46 to #45 - dantemp

Reply+226

(08/08/2013)[-]

listen here /b/. i don't know how many of you had a first kiss with someone you really liked or just your first girlfriend that dumped you after a month. but this **** was amazing. when this happened i felt like a ******* god among men.
>i had never kissed a girl before
>she had never kissed a guy
>neither of us really knew how.
>didn't want it to end though
>she pulls herself up and sort of sits on my lap
>I kiss her this time
>********
>she just sits on my lap and we kiss for a good 5-10 minutes
>finally stop, mostly just to take a breath. we both must have been waiting a long time for this
>i'm glad i met you anon
>rests her head on my shoulder. we just sit in comfortable silence. holding each other.
>i was so happy
>she speaks up after a while
>anon?
>yeah?
>i didn't want to go home tonight because my mom and i had a fight
>a fight?
>she was clutching my shirt like when I kicked that ******** ass
>she said i was spending too much time away from home and wanted to know where i always was
>i told her i was with you, but she didn't believe me. she accused me of different things, and we ended up screaming at each other.
>well ****
>i stayed up crying, and fell asleep at 3
>that's why you were tired then.
>didn't really know what else to say.

#47 to #46 - dantemp

Reply+226

(08/08/2013)[-]

>do you want to stay the night, i asked
>she nodded and just fell asleep in my lap
>looked at the time, she had been her for nearly 3 hours
>parents would be home soon
>never met jessica, hadn't really told them about her
>betterlatethannever
>later, introduce jessica to parents
>they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist
>she convinces them otherwise
>let her stay over
>nothing really significant

#49 to #47 - dantemp

Reply+224

(08/08/2013)[-]

>give her my bed because I'm a gent
>sleep in the same room, on a sleeping bag on the floor
>family gives her dinner, we go to bed
>i'm beta so i don't try anything. we just talk for 10 minutes or so. she brushes her teeth
>wears full pajamas to bed with little sheep on them
>goddammit
>we both crawl in our beds and go to sleep
>or so i thought
>anon?
>yeah?
>you can sleep with me if you want
>wat
>not really sure what to do
>awkward silence
>after about 30 seconds, i get up and crawl into bed with her
>we awkwardly look at each other
>"i'm not going to try anythign"
>to this day i hate myself for saying that beta ****

#50 to #49 - dantemp

Reply+269

(08/08/2013)[-]

>she just smiled like she thought it was cute
>i didnt' think so though
>she scoots down on the bed, so her head is at my chest level
>wraps her arm around me, and snuggles close to me
>i've never snuggled before, but it was epic
>i love you anon
>i hesitate, sort of surprised by her words.
>i never expected to hear that until i was like 18
>i love her too. i did then and i do now.
>i tell her then kiss her forehead
>we fall asleep snuggling
>probably the happiest moment of my entire life up to this point
yeah, i'm a beta for not getting laid. i know. fresh 16 when this happened, gimme a break. i'm sure she wouldn't have anyway.

that's my story /b/. this all happened a few months ago. we are still dating today, going quite strong.
since then she has made a few friends, abou tthe same as me. she isn't as shy, and alot of her rumors went away. she is even prettier now too. really nice to see

she also made up with her mom the day after next. they have fought twice since then and both times she stayed at my house. i almost feel bad for looking forward to it.

#62 to #50 - moshimoshi

Reply+86

(08/08/2013)[-]

I love you.

#77 to #50 - mdmclean**User deleted account**

Reply+65

(08/08/2013)[-]

I am so god damn happy this wasn't a fresh prince or ****

#97 to #50 - yunablade

Reply+47

(08/08/2013)[-]

My faith in story telling has been restored.

Also thumbs for the help :3

#116 to #97 - dosburritos

Reply+13

(08/08/2013)[-]

I got so scared when I saw that. I thought he was lulling us into a false sense of security so we would be unprepared for the finishing blow. I'm glad it wasn't

#68 to #50 - alos

Reply+33

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thank you

#83 to #50 - bcsaint

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#75 to #50 - scootsmahboots

Reply+22

(08/08/2013)[-]

MFW the picture was ****** up

#76 to #75 - scootsmahboots

Reply+7

(08/08/2013)[-]

mfw I saw your comments fixing it.

Thatguywithpants, sticky this ****.

#318 to #76 - ballisticmistype

Reply+1

(08/09/2013)[-]

That looks like Gavin Free, the

#119 to #50 - trandhal

Reply+8

(08/08/2013)[-]

A 4chan story that dosen't end with dinosaurs, three-fiddy, or the girl dies a tragic death?
Real, genuine happy feels?
OP telling his story not to mess with someone, but just to share his happiness?

I... I did not knew such a beautiful thing existed.

#74 to #50 - nirvananerd

Reply+8

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thank you kind sir. Never before have i felt a feel so feely...

#316 to #50 - optimussum

Reply+6

(08/09/2013)[-]

You ******* hero

#91 to #50 - disturbeddude

Reply+6

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thank you for posting the rest of the story thumbs on all posts

#80 to #50 - glacialis

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#253 to #50 - mytrakytra

Reply+5

(08/09/2013)[-]

">they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist"

What the **** parents?!

#268 to #253 - cptantilles

Reply+6

(08/09/2013)[-]

My exact thoughts

#203 to #50 - thatonesouthernkid

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#190 to #50 - tacolishous

Reply+5

(08/08/2013)[-]

You are an amazing person and I love you.

#140 to #50 - analpancakes

Reply+5

(08/08/2013)[-]

dantemp. A hero of mankind.

#89 to #50 - trogdorrules

Reply+5

(08/08/2013)[-]

I knew someone would eventually find it. This is beautiful content and deserves all the thumbs.

#87 to #50 - dawinnamon

Reply+4

(08/08/2013)[-]

Why doesn't this stuff happen to me

#303 to #50 - navar

Reply+3

(08/09/2013)[-]

#266 to #50 - Riukanojutsu

Reply+3

(08/09/2013)[-]

INFINITE THUMB TRAIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That **** glorious though.

#260 to #50 - sbg

Reply+3

(08/09/2013)[-]

This story...

#202 to #50 - ProWig

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

">they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist "

#192 to #50 - stlassassinfhc

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#169 to #50 - sirnigga

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

oh god im so happy why arnt there posts about feeling good or happy endinds i feel alot better then when i see a feels post

#165 to #50 - combatplatypus

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thanks for posting the end this, this just gave me the best ******* feeling, I'll be in a good mood for a while now!

#98 to #50 - sirjazzelsdacasual

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#368 to #50 - dapton

Reply+2

(08/11/2013)[-]

"i did then and i do now."

#331 to #50 - thesirofponies

Reply+2

(08/09/2013)[-]

10/10.OP you sticky this right now.

#307 to #50 - deergod**User deleted account**

has deleted their comment [-]

#200 to #50 - xxitzchubbsxx

Reply+2

(08/08/2013)[-]

so many thumbs. But now i really want to know what's happening now. Pictures etc.

#168 to #50 - agentdoubleohio

Reply+2

(08/08/2013)[-]

that was a great story, and better yet it had a happy ending

#162 to #50 - mastaeddo

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#160 to #50 - superpianobros

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#137 to #50 - dbBlues

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#134 to #50 - whiplasher

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(08/08/2013)[-]

#113 to #50 - gilliam

Reply+2

(08/08/2013)[-]

I already knew it wouldn't end in a trolling as the guy said,
but i'm so ******* glad she didn't die or got abused or some ****.

#53 to #40 - dantemp

Reply+30

(08/08/2013)[-]

I mean thumb the content, this should reach frontpage no matter what, it got a bit ruined for me because of the **** up of the picture, but others should enjoy the whole thing!

#60 to #40 - thefogwoggler

Reply+9

(08/08/2013)[-]

...i love you.

#55 to #40 - dantemp

Reply+7

(08/08/2013)[-]

btw if you wanna say thanks to the guuy who fixed it, go here:

#257 to #40 - zorororonoa

Reply+3

(08/09/2013)[-]

Someone sticky this ****!

#128 to #40 - hellreaver

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

this man is god among men

#117 to #40 - dosburritos

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

we need to sticky this

#254 to #40 - swordmasterredman

Reply+2

(08/09/2013)[-]

the thumbs you must have!

#127 to #40 - sineztro

Reply+2

(08/08/2013)[-]

thank you!

#65 to #40 - anon id: d1d43428

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

This has me made me so happy for some reason.

#95 - kommisarkhrushchev

Reply+97

(08/08/2013)[-]

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled

I typed the entire thing up if you all want to save it as a jpeg. Thanks to dantemp for finding the entire thing. I hope you all enjoy it.

#103 to #95 - soulstealerr

Reply+3

(08/08/2013)[-]

You are awesome! Thanks!

#281 to #95 - berzerko

Reply0

(08/09/2013)[-]

YOU'RE A GOD!

#161 to #95 - obersten

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

You are a god among men my friend

#156 to #95 - erbwie

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

STICKY THIS **** RIGHT MEOW

#115 to #95 - HOBOwithISSUES

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

OP needs to sticky this

#118 to #115 - kommisarkhrushchev

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

thatguywithpants please sticky?

#104 to #95 - azdbuiazdh

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

Thanks a lot. This should be pinned right under the picture so that everyone could easily find it

#105 to #104 - kommisarkhrushchev

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

How does that happen?

#123 to #105 - dantemp

Reply0

(08/08/2013)[-]

it's an option for OP, but he seems offline, probably avoiding the ********* he caused

#106 to #105 - azdbuiazdh

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

I dont know :/ I just saw a pinned comment a few times, but i think that the one that posted it has to pin it.

#108 to #106 - kommisarkhrushchev

Reply-1

(08/08/2013)[-]

Ehh, I don't know how much of a chance we have of that happening.

#109 to #108 - azdbuiazdh

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(08/08/2013)[-]

I think thatguywithpants should do this for his own sake Someone also posted it right in the comment so maybe this one will get sticked

#345 to #95 - devonwaschitz

Reply-1

(08/09/2013)[-]

I love you

#20 - taxideataxus

Reply+38

(08/08/2013)[-]

#2 - jacodpwns

Reply+37

(08/08/2013)[-]

wow, i was actually enjoying this story and then the quality goes to **** and i cant read it anymore

#5 - wittypotato

Reply+36

(08/08/2013)[-]

WAHT THE ****? I WAS EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN THIS STTORY AND YOU DO THIS?

#114 - optimussum

Reply+30

(08/08/2013)[-]

Shy girls are the best girls

#170 to #114 - hates

Reply+4

(08/08/2013)[-]

Good, I'm not the only one who thought of Hanako the whole time. I expected there to be a "also I have a heart condition and go to this school for disabled people" line

#139 to #114 - mcfattyfatty

Reply+1

(08/08/2013)[-]

Oh God I was picturing Hanako the whole time.