Worth the Read

****** , you best find it before I find you and push your **** in

Here it is. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/Worth+the+read+repaired+retyped+Not+me/

Seems everyone got into that story just as much as i did

Here you go

Oh god I love nanners.

Dolphin .mp4

I would like to see this happen.

There is another one that was posted today with better words hold on and I'll link it.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled here's the whole thing typed out. wasnt me, was kommisarkhrushchev. thnk that awesome mother ******

Awh... Tank you!

you sir, are the besterest

you are THE man

i would blow you right here right now,,,

You magnificent bastard.

I had to make a ******* account on this ******* website just to get this god damn link.

you're my new best friend

dont thank me, thank kommisarkhrushchev. hes the one who typed it out. also0, yaay i made a friend

Thanxs man i was glad to read something that actually had a happy ending.

or something that didnt end with a ******* linkin park song or some stupid pun **** .

yea that too i hate that **** .

4chan. what ya gonna do?

not go to it ***** me up every time i do.

UNACCEPTABLE! IS THIS SOME KIND OF CRAZY TROLLING??!?!?!?
RIGHT NOW I REALLY HATE U!

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled here's the whole thing typed out. wasnt me, was kommisarkhrushchev. thnk that awesome mother ******

not so much worth the read now

nice name

Is that James Rolfe?

I really wanted to know the rest of this story.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled here's the whole thing typed out. wasnt me, was kommisarkhrushchev. thnk that awesome mother ******

Thank you

ok man fix this **** i dont care u do a system recovery buy a program or some **** or ask NSA if they can give you a copy

You ******* piece of ********

I'm gonna try to find the actual thread and I'll link it.

please do i want to knw what happens to jessica and anon

Fix it god dammit. I said ******* fix it.

I really hope this guy posts again, that was the best story I've ever read.

Sticky comment #41

"don't have it anymore" who deletes something like this?
I call ******** op. You're just a admin troll.

I could read it fine just a few hours ago. Odd.

nevermind found it.

how did it end then? im curious because i cant read the rest.

this was not the story to troll in homie

when i ended reading this post it was ******* morning already...
i was sooo tired i kept trying to read the blurred out stuff without realizing it wasnt my eyesight

Comment #41 to finish reading... you should sticky that one.

hay dude, sticky dantemp comment for others.

>she fell asleep
>her sleeping face is 11/10 adorable
>I put my arm around her and pull her a bit closer
>fell asleep on couch
>1-1.5 hours later she wakes up saying she could get home
>offer to walk her home she says its fine
>insists to walk home alone, i let her
>she leaves. i just think about how great she is until i fall asleep in my room

>next few weeks of school is great
>dickhead mcgee didn't give anything but dirty looks
>feelsgood
>ever since the movie, jessica always holds my hadn
>feelsbetter
>every day jessica comes into my house and we have a snack together
>show her all sorts of good movies and tv shows
>im an animeadmin and she likes it too
>score
>watch a lot of anime together
>she never stays longer than an hour or so
>eventually we have a break from school coming up
>friday off, three day weekend. teacher work day or somethign
>thursday morning i go to breakfast
>jessica is sitting at the same table drawing like she always is
>i sit next to her, and she jumps like she did the first day i saw her here
>hey relax, it's me
>h-hi anon

>whoawat.wav
>hey, what's wrong?
>she just keeps drawing
>nothing, just didn't sleep much
> ******** , i can tell she's lying
>are you o-
>yes, i'm fine
>oh, okay
>i'm a admin so i start thinking i did something to make her mad at me
>sit in silence until bell
>hold hands until we separate to go to classes
>think about this **** all day
>fast forward, end of day
>walking home, she doesn't say anything the entire time
>slightly leans on me
>I don't say anything, just kind of support her until we get to my house
>we go inside, she sits down quickly
>I'm not very hungry anon, do you mind if i take a nap?
>yeah, no problem

>she tries to fall asleep quickly, but i make her stay awake long enough to get a blanket and pillow from my room.
>i sit in a recliner next to the couch, watching tv at low volume
>not really watching it, more watching jessica sleep.
>2 hours pass
>i wake her up
>hey this is usually the time you head home
>she rubs her eyes a bit
>i don't wanna go home tonight anon, can i stay?

>i don't really mind, but is it okay with your parents?
>her expression gets a little sour
>i'm sure it's fine
>well okay
>i sit next to her, she leans on my as soon as i settle in still tired
>we watch tv for 30 minutes or so. netflix anime
>why did you bother walking home with me?
>what?
>why did you bother wal-
>no, i heard you, why would you ask that?
>she sinks into my arm a bit.
>everyone spreads rumors about me
>i get a bit sad and a bit angry at everyone else
>I don't care jessica. i like you. what other people say doesn't matter
>we are just awkwardly staring at each other at this point. she is still sunken down
>it's like that for a bit
>she reaches up and kisses me

listen here /b/. i don't know how many of you had a first kiss with someone you really liked or just your first girlfriend that dumped you after a month. but this **** was amazing. when this happened i felt like a ******* god among men.
>i had never kissed a girl before
>she had never kissed a guy
>neither of us really knew how.
>didn't want it to end though
>she pulls herself up and sort of sits on my lap
>I kiss her this time
> ********
>she just sits on my lap and we kiss for a good 5-10 minutes
>finally stop, mostly just to take a breath. we both must have been waiting a long time for this
>i'm glad i met you anon
>rests her head on my shoulder. we just sit in comfortable silence. holding each other.
>i was so happy
>she speaks up after a while
>anon?
>yeah?
>i didn't want to go home tonight because my mom and i had a fight
>a fight?
>she was clutching my shirt like when I kicked that ******** ass
>she said i was spending too much time away from home and wanted to know where i always was
>i told her i was with you, but she didn't believe me. she accused me of different things, and we ended up screaming at each other.
>well ****
>i stayed up crying, and fell asleep at 3
>that's why you were tired then.
>didn't really know what else to say.

>do you want to stay the night, i asked
>she nodded and just fell asleep in my lap
>looked at the time, she had been her for nearly 3 hours
>parents would be home soon
>never met jessica, hadn't really told them about her
>betterlatethannever
>later, introduce jessica to parents
>they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist
>she convinces them otherwise
>let her stay over
>nothing really significant

>give her my bed because I'm a gent
>sleep in the same room, on a sleeping bag on the floor
>family gives her dinner, we go to bed
>i'm beta so i don't try anything. we just talk for 10 minutes or so. she brushes her teeth
>wears full pajamas to bed with little sheep on them
>goddammit
>we both crawl in our beds and go to sleep
>or so i thought
>anon?
>yeah?
>you can sleep with me if you want
>wat
>not really sure what to do
>awkward silence
>after about 30 seconds, i get up and crawl into bed with her
>we awkwardly look at each other
>"i'm not going to try anythign"
>to this day i hate myself for saying that beta ****

>she just smiled like she thought it was cute
>i didnt' think so though
>she scoots down on the bed, so her head is at my chest level
>wraps her arm around me, and snuggles close to me
>i've never snuggled before, but it was epic
>i love you anon
>i hesitate, sort of surprised by her words.
>i never expected to hear that until i was like 18
>i love her too. i did then and i do now.
>i tell her then kiss her forehead
>we fall asleep snuggling
>probably the happiest moment of my entire life up to this point
yeah, i'm a beta for not getting laid. i know. fresh 16 when this happened, gimme a break. i'm sure she wouldn't have anyway.

that's my story /b/. this all happened a few months ago. we are still dating today, going quite strong.
since then she has made a few friends, abou tthe same as me. she isn't as shy, and alot of her rumors went away. she is even prettier now too. really nice to see

she also made up with her mom the day after next. they have fought twice since then and both times she stayed at my house. i almost feel bad for looking forward to it.

I love you.

I am so god damn happy this wasn't a fresh prince or ****

My faith in story telling has been restored.

Also thumbs for the help :3

I got so scared when I saw that. I thought he was lulling us into a false sense of security so we would be unprepared for the finishing blow. I'm glad it wasn't

Thank you

MFW the picture was ****** up

mfw I saw your comments fixing it.

Thatguywithpants, sticky this **** .

That looks like Gavin Free, the

A 4chan story that dosen't end with dinosaurs, three-fiddy, or the girl dies a tragic death?
Real, genuine happy feels?
OP telling his story not to mess with someone, but just to share his happiness?

I... I did not knew such a beautiful thing existed.

Thank you kind sir. Never before have i felt a feel so feely...

Thank you for posting the rest of the story thumbs on all posts

You ******* hero

">they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist"

What the **** parents?!

My exact thoughts

You are an amazing person and I love you.

dantemp. A hero of mankind.

I knew someone would eventually find it. This is beautiful content and deserves all the thumbs.

That was great! Thank you so much

Why doesn't this stuff happen to me

INFINITE THUMB TRAIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That **** glorious though.

This story...

">they like her, but suspect me of being a rapist "

oh god im so happy why arnt there posts about feeling good or happy endinds i feel alot better then when i see a feels post

Thanks for posting the end this, this just gave me the best ******* feeling, I'll be in a good mood for a while now!

so many thumbs. But now i really want to know what's happening now. Pictures etc.

that was a great story, and better yet it had a happy ending

I already knew it wouldn't end in a trolling as the guy said,
but i'm so ******* glad she didn't die or got abused or some **** .

"i did then and i do now."

10/10.OP you sticky this right now.

I mean thumb the content, this should reach frontpage no matter what, it got a bit ruined for me because of the **** up of the picture, but others should enjoy the whole thing!

...i love you.

btw if you wanna say thanks to the guuy who fixed it, go here:
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Someone sticky this **** !

this man is god among men

we need to sticky this

the thumbs you must have!

thank you!

You are awesome! Thanks!

YOU'RE A GOD!

You are a god among men my friend

STICKY THIS **** RIGHT MEOW

OP needs to sticky this

thatguywithpants please sticky?

Thanks a lot. This should be pinned right under the picture so that everyone could easily find it

How does that happen?

it's an option for OP, but he seems offline, probably avoiding the ********* he caused

I dont know :/ I just saw a pinned comment a few times, but i think that the one that posted it has to pin it.

Ehh, I don't know how much of a chance we have of that happening.

I think thatguywithpants should do this for his own sake Someone also posted it right in the comment so maybe this one will get sticked

I love you

Good, I'm not the only one who thought of Hanako the whole time. I expected there to be a "also I have a heart condition and go to this school for disabled people" line

Oh God I was picturing Hanako the whole time.

Have this

Here we go again...
Thank you.

Oh good, the first thing that came to mind when I first started reading was her
Glad i'm not the only one.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/untitled

you're welcome

the rest is in the comment section, starting from #41

I saw it and it was great, thank you Greg.

Check comment #41 if you haven't already, it's worth it

check who ******* post it lol

Well now I just feel silly