Win!. . I Anonymous 10/ 3 1/ 13( Thu) 22: 4 7: 52 No. 513722347. and wife took my kid trickier- treating. s 6... starting to get tired. Kneading back to the hou
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Win!

I Anonymous 10/ 3 1/ 13( Thu) 22: 4 7: 52 No. 513722347.
and wife took my kid trickier-
treating.
s 6... starting to get tired.
Kneading back to the house.
church across the
r. street from my house... HUGE
52 KB we Church... they have a freaking
CARNIVAL going on for
neighborhood kids... REAL RIDES and stuff.
a sound that has me concerned... sounds
like someone might have been injured.
Zzounds Corning from the bushes in h/ Y
yard... on the side of the house that is in the
dark!
Nonanon to ' s
porch and wait for me."
a bigboss, 4 Dazell Maglite.
noise.
llt' s a couple of KIDS fucking! Girl is about
can smell beer.
AIN/ FNV they' re both underage.
t mind, except they' got booze ON
MY PROPERTY..,, probably were gonna leave
empty bottles, spent condom, shit like that for
my kid to find.
the boy has his phone in his hand.
the phone out of his hand.
CALL THE COPS!"
who is actually across the street
helping with traffic and shit at the carnival
responds in minutes.
get tossed in the car, cited for underage
drinking, lewd conduct, etc. etc.
says, "My dad' s friends with the city
council! 'Y' ' re fucked!"
phone to cop, "You' ll find pictures of an
underage girl engaged in a sexual act."
dies phone...
pictures sent to other numbers.
Possession of child pornography... distribution
of child pornography..."
MMFW I got to ruin some little douchebag' s life.
...
+1245
Views: 61785
Favorited: 154
Submitted: 11/08/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to thatguywithpants Subscribe to 4chan E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(235):

[ 235 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - acksl ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (9 replies)
> be virginfag   
> finally manage to get a girlfriend   
> she's way more experienced than I am, wants to try that naughty outdoor sexing   
> agree because I don't want to seem like a pussy    
> really fucking nervous   
> drink a few beers she stole from her dad to ease my nerves   
> letsdothis.jpg   
> fuck her really nervously   
> this is amazing!   
> Virginville population: Not me motherfucker!   
> She gives me her phone: "Take some pictures anon!"   
> lolwut?   
> allright whatever floats your boat   
> it seems taking pictures and fucking for the first time is not as easy as it looks   
> accidentally hit send   
> fuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK try to undo it somehow   
> suddendly someone rips the phone out of my hand from behind   
> "WIFEANON, CALL THE COPS"   
> shit hits the fan   
> panic   
> trying to maintain my cool "My dad's friends with the city council! You're fucked!"   
> voice cracks   
> my dad doesn't even know anyone in city council   
> Police Officer and the dude who took my phone look at me snidely   
> they proceed to go through the pics I made all the while laughing their asses off
> be virginfag
> finally manage to get a girlfriend
> she's way more experienced than I am, wants to try that naughty outdoor sexing
> agree because I don't want to seem like a pussy
> really fucking nervous
> drink a few beers she stole from her dad to ease my nerves
> letsdothis.jpg
> fuck her really nervously
> this is amazing!
> Virginville population: Not me motherfucker!
> She gives me her phone: "Take some pictures anon!"
> lolwut?
> allright whatever floats your boat
> it seems taking pictures and fucking for the first time is not as easy as it looks
> accidentally hit send
> fuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK try to undo it somehow
> suddendly someone rips the phone out of my hand from behind
> "WIFEANON, CALL THE COPS"
> shit hits the fan
> panic
> trying to maintain my cool "My dad's friends with the city council! You're fucked!"
> voice cracks
> my dad doesn't even know anyone in city council
> Police Officer and the dude who took my phone look at me snidely
> they proceed to go through the pics I made all the while laughing their asses off
-78
#2 - toastandbananas has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #63 - pickstar ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
The writing REALLY ANNOYED me with all of the EMPHASIS on EVERYTHING
#19 - anonymous (11/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
The kid may have been a little douchebag, but he is young and stupid. You are an adult and apparently a major douchebag for messing up this kids entire life. I got placed on the SOR for some BS similar to this when I was 17 because my 16 yo GF sent me naked pics on my phone and her parents found out and flipped. Fortunately I only got 2 years probation, but I also have to be registered for another 10 years after probation. That was 6 years ago. I still have 6 years left on the registry, can't go to parks, couldn't get enrolled in certain colleges, couldn't get hired at 95% of the places I applied to after I did graduate from college, can't leave the state without registering in new states, it is complete bull and you just did this to some kid. F you. I hope you have to deal with some BS like this in your near future so you can realize what a prick you were.
#1 - tostito (11/08/2013) [-]
**tostito rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Lucky Charms ** mfw
#142 - mikoli (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
heres just the picture if anyone wants it inb4 ban.
#54 - Yojimbo (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love that everyone in the comments is all worked up over this completely real 100% true story. Oh Funnyjunk, the world may change but you'll always stay the same.
I love that everyone in the comments is all worked up over this completely real 100% true story. Oh Funnyjunk, the world may change but you'll always stay the same.
#20 - tjocksnorris (11/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
What a goddamn asshole
#59 - hopskotch (11/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He'd actually get charged for statutory rape, even if they're both underage.
User avatar #62 to #59 - infinitereaper (11/08/2013) [-]
It's always the guy isn't it? Underage this, under age that, millions of years of biological evolution and we still go on about "not old enough for x".
#144 - drewbridge (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Meanwhile, on this post:

"They broke the law and got in trouble for it? THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!"

I was arrested, handcuffed, and thrown into the back of a sheriff car when I was 15 for trespassing/burglary.
If you do stupid shit, YOU WILL GET IN FUCKING TROUBLE, stop complaining you fucking idiots.
You can do idiotic shit, just don't do it in public.
#125 - mrjunebug (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why were they fucking in a stranger's bushes? That's just stupid. Yeah, the guy may have been a huge dick about it, involving the police and possibly ruining that child's life, instead of just telling them to get the fuck off his property. But those kids were doing something illegal and incredibly retarded. And "being drunk" is no excuse. They didn't sound like young children to me. No child does that. I would say they were probably teenagers. And teenagers SHOULD know what's wrong and right. Those kids just learned a hard lesson. Quit being such pussies about it. I have no sympathy for either of them.

Everybody does stupid shit when they're young, but that's just plain retarded.
#82 - ultracougar (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here, officer, check out this child pornography!
Here, officer, check out this child pornography!
#193 - yuukoku (11/08/2013) [-]
I love it when they say "my dad is a(n) *insert title*." Here's a story for ya, FJ!

>Be in middle school. Like eighth grade and it's close to the end of the year.
>Got bullied for half of the year until I threw a kid over a desk, so most people just think I'm crazy.
>Walk into bathroom and hear strange panting coming from one of the stalls.
>Door is partially open. Open it all the way to find this guy who used to bully me fapping like a madman.
>ihavemadeahugemistake.jpg
>Great idea to see if I can make him cry or something
>Just stand there staring at him smiling and he starts yelling and kicking himself back into the stall.
>Just keep smiling and say "keep going, boy," and pull out my phone like I'm recording.
>"WHAT THE FUCK STOP I'LL GET THE COPS MY DAD IS A LANDLORD!!!"
>I stop and just start audibly laughing like I'm on fucking crack
>Step way closer. I swear to god he's pissing and sweating and crying all at once.
> "DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK? KEEP GOING, YOU SHIT."

He freaked out and ran out of the bathroom crying... with his pants down. He tripped a bit running out. Whenever he looked at me, I just gave him that smile and held up my phone, pretending that I had a vid of him fapping at school (I didn't. The phone didn't even have a camera on it.). He'd always just look away like he was about to vomit.
#35 - mereu (11/08/2013) [+] (19 replies)
This guy in an asshole.
I mean seriously? He called the cops because he didn't want his kid to find empty bottle of beers and a condom? He could have told them to clean up the mess and get out of there. We were all young, we all did stupid things. But that guy probably lost his virginity at 29.
And can you accuse someone of child pornography when that person is also underage?
User avatar #40 to #35 - grimsho (11/08/2013) [-]
Yes no matter what age you are, if you have pictures of a minor, even if the minor is older than you, you are in illegal possession of child pornography.
#212 - drhoffable (11/09/2013) [-]
kids point of view    
   
> be 16   
> friends convince me to go to some lame party   
> everyones getting drunk   
> drunk bitch comes up to me and offers a beer   
>why not.jpg   
> few more beers in we start having a good time   
> start to obtain feelings for this girl   
> we have a romantic walk through side streets having drunk conversation   
> she tells me to take her all the way   
> first time so im scared   
> i keep my friend on speed dial incase i need tips on the situation   
> she runs into a bush and i follow   
> she rips off her clothes and tells me to take pictures of her like a model (it turns her on)   
> go with it   
> out of nowhere big ass light on us, condom in hand, phone out, naked girl in bush   
> ?? drunken black out ??   
> mfw wake up in jail cell next morning
kids point of view

> be 16
> friends convince me to go to some lame party
> everyones getting drunk
> drunk bitch comes up to me and offers a beer
>why not.jpg
> few more beers in we start having a good time
> start to obtain feelings for this girl
> we have a romantic walk through side streets having drunk conversation
> she tells me to take her all the way
> first time so im scared
> i keep my friend on speed dial incase i need tips on the situation
> she runs into a bush and i follow
> she rips off her clothes and tells me to take pictures of her like a model (it turns her on)
> go with it
> out of nowhere big ass light on us, condom in hand, phone out, naked girl in bush
> ?? drunken black out ??
> mfw wake up in jail cell next morning
#186 - ohnomynamedoesntfi ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! MY DAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP!!
#173 - giinthir (11/08/2013) [-]
How is this a "Win!"? Yeah it great that he screwed over a little asshole, but still. Why call it a win in the title?
#163 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
just wait until her parents find out
#74 - turtlespear (11/08/2013) [+] (33 replies)
Why are people thumbing this up? Is it so we can all see what a horrible person this asshole is? Is it so we can raise awareness of people this shitty destroying the lives of children for their sick twisted pleasure?

I'm just gonna take it like that, and say I agree, this person is a total shitbag who should face charges for being in possession of the child porn phone they illegally confiscated.
#87 to #83 - turtlespear (11/08/2013) [-]
There's a right way to handle a situation, and a douchey way to handle it. Child Porn and statutory rape ruin that boy's entire life. Telling them to get the fuck off your lawn or you will call the cops makes them realize the danger of what they were doing without actually imposing life-destroying consequences.

Imagine it was your son, who had that happen, and was now permanently on a sex offender list. Not allowed to live in certain places, not allowed to get a multitude of jobs, and generally hated for the rest of their life. It's your son. Their life is over.

Try to have some empathy for your fellow human beings.
User avatar #52 - srhdragon (11/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Hell if I found 2 kids fucking on my lawn I'd call the cops too.
[ 235 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)