What would you do?. Just saw this while browsing /b/. Alright you niggers, it' s that tiem once moar. are put inside ofa home depot with HIE! other people Aligh
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Just saw this while browsing /b/

Alright you niggers, it' s that tiem once moar.
are put inside ofa home depot with HIE! other people
Alights are cut, all entrances are completely sealed
GNC) ESCAPE
are allowed 3 items from inside the store to arm
and water are not provided, you must choose each as one items
Hither everyone has chosen their armament, the shelves are barred, and unable to be broken into
goes for EVERYTHING, vending machines, , etc.
entire store is a battlefield, back rooms. home and garden, etc.
store is unsealed mos one person is left alive
Rest mand standing is awarded IO million dollars, an extravagant yacht, and a portion ofthe caribbean islands.
So ml, what will YOU do?
I Anonymous (ID: ) () 12: 38: 47 No. 497456204 Replies: :=: ? : 51 swam anyway
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User avatar #4 - traelos (08/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Easy.

First I'd get a hammer.
If that didn't work on something, I'd get a bigger hammer.
If that didn't work on something, Id get a bigger hammer.

Remember folks, if you can't fix it, try a bigger hammer.
User avatar #6 to #5 - traelos (08/03/2013) [-]
Have you tried using a bigger hammer?
#8 - kingabdul ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tell everyone to lay down and be the last man standing

split the money and keep the yacht and islands for coming up with the idea
#35 - mrspi (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Collect your 3 items all being food items or survival items.
Climb inside the shelves and wait until everyone else has gotten their shit.
Shelves lock and cannot be broken into.
Wait inside shelves until everyone else is dead.
#15 - wilfredfanforever (08/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
blood colored paint
knife or blade of some kind.
starburst candy (kingsize)

Lay in a corner and put the blood colored paint all over your stomach and a little on the chin. position the knife on your body so it looks as if you were stabbed and killed. Remember to put many starbursts in your mouth so you can suck the juices out of one and eat afterwards then repeat when thirsty and hungry. Now you look dead, enemies will look at you and say, "lol faggot died". if one comes close enough, kill them and go back to the way you were laying before. as you have the element of surprise on your side. Wait for everyone else to die. You win
#92 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jackhammer.   
Dildo.   
Tape.
Jackhammer.
Dildo.
Tape.
User avatar #2 - olmesy (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd break into a vending machine before everything gets locked up and just live in there until everyone else dies of dehydration or something
#41 - elgolas (08/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Lobotomizer, Atchinson Assault automatic shotgun with 1 clip and water
#51 to #46 - elgolas (08/04/2013) [-]
zombie annihilation....
zombie annihilation....
#111 - gentlemanotaku (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>leaf blower    
> Generator    
>Plenty of propane    
>look around for the bucket with all the spare nails they usually have, this wont be bared up because its not a shelf, take it along with any other blunderbuss shot type objects    
   
voila, now you have a canon, hold up in the back room where the water cooler tank usually is, sit in the fancy rolling chair,  point it at the door, and pick people off as they attempt to come in, rinse and repeat    
   
or    
>plenty of propane    
>generator    
>electric chainsaw    
   
hold up in the bathroom and stand by the door, cutting people down as they come in    
take their weapons, and add them to your arsenal to hunt the last man down, if you need a drink, theres a water fountain or a sink
>leaf blower
> Generator
>Plenty of propane
>look around for the bucket with all the spare nails they usually have, this wont be bared up because its not a shelf, take it along with any other blunderbuss shot type objects

voila, now you have a canon, hold up in the back room where the water cooler tank usually is, sit in the fancy rolling chair, point it at the door, and pick people off as they attempt to come in, rinse and repeat

or
>plenty of propane
>generator
>electric chainsaw

hold up in the bathroom and stand by the door, cutting people down as they come in
take their weapons, and add them to your arsenal to hunt the last man down, if you need a drink, theres a water fountain or a sink
User avatar #60 - thelordofrepost (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Nailgun
Nails
Gunsafe to hide in
Then I'll guy the other last guy.
User avatar #64 to #60 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/04/2013) [-]
you need a compress for a nail gun.

Nail guns also have shitty ass range for the fact the nails aren't meant to fly like that.
You would be better off just trying to beat a guy to death with a nail gun than shoot him.
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (08/04/2013) [-]
I'd choose food, water, and a nail gun. Squeeze between two vending machines, place trash can in front so I have a little fort to hide in but not look suspiciously like a fort. Wait until last person is alive, barrage of nails, I win.
User avatar #112 - dedaluminus (08/04/2013) [-]
Ammonia
Bleach
Gas Mask
User avatar #31 - BlueWaffleGringe (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
30 packs of 1000 nails
Nailgun, with safety removed
Compressor tank with battery

It's easy to make a gun out of it, has long range, can penetrate a human skull at a good range. Compressor is there to get a fair amount of air pressure behind it.
User avatar #38 to #31 - captinchikin ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Actually, this is coming from someone who's worked with a construction worker and does this kind of shit on breaks, the head of the nail will fuck it the aerodynamics and won't do much after 10 feet.
#11 - teramellows (08/04/2013) [-]
I'd huddle in a corner and barricade myself with said-barred shelves. Place screws, needles, pins, and other sharp objects around me so when someone climbs over to kill me they'd have no chance without hurting themselves seriously. When everyone is dead BBQ their remains with a MasterForge grill take the million dollars and and give a million people each a dollar. Then jack off into the rising sun
User avatar #123 - timmywankenobi (08/04/2013) [-]
>heavy dudy amonia based and other cleaning fluids
>industrial fan
>gas mask

mix cleaning products put on gas mask fan fumes kill everyone.
#108 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I fucking hate assholes like this who just ruin the fun... just answer the damn question the way it's supposed to be answer. If you don't want to then just ignore the thread. Don't ruin it for everyone else and OP.
#121 to #117 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
If they want to post a serious reply and see that this guy made a joke out of it they'll be like oh it's a joke thread whatever.
User avatar #62 - mattdoggy (08/04/2013) [-]
Ropes
Tar paper nails
sledgehammer

My plan is simple. I fight my way with the sledgehammer to a back corner where there are shelves. I'll place the tar tack nails all around making an area denial system where people have to move slowly and carefully. Then i climb to the top of the shelf, knocking out all of the lights anywhere around me. Then is when the real hunt begins. I will tie a rope around myself and to the top of the shelf also. As my victims carefully make there way through the nails i swoop in from above like tarzan, taking them out in the dark with my hammer, making little to no sound with each kill. After a few have fallen, i can use there bodies as a counterweight along with my rope for traps. I'll take food and water from the fallen, if it comes to it i'll eat them, along with their weapons and for rest i'll tie myself to the top of a shelf or sleep under a carcass pile, praying i don't get taken in the night. If all goes well i'd get enough kills to be able to dismember some people and strewn there parts all over to deter any more visitors. Odds are some smart kids would kill me when i slept or would get me while i'm swinging down
#28 - shithappenz (08/04/2013) [-]
Shit myself, hide, cry and in all probability get killed. Not necessarily in that order.
#16 - applescryatnight ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
large container of water
axe-hammer (one side of the head is blunt and hammer-like, the other is a sharp axe)
large sheet of very hard steel (for a shield)
use hammer side for bending the metal into place for a shield.
use the axe for tomahawking/ bashing people.

power tools wont work, cause batteries wont be included
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