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Anonymous (ID: ) ) CE/ 16/ 13( Thu) 17: 36: 43 No. 480572932
b/, what was year weirdest dream?
I' ll start
we me
l E kwaku up in unknown place
awalk out the deer into a dark corridor
want see ****
tbagin walking down the hallway
kreate the end
kser a mirror
paparoach the mirror only to see my reflection
starts to metre independently
psd
khan's me a box through the mirror
knells me not to epin it until the time is right
kl shake the box and hear crackling, like fingernails er something
does my reflection collect fingernails?
ffind a deer
awalk through the deer
glight rapes my eyes like 1000 penises entering year mem' s vagina
kl can see mountains
kl leek at the box
to epin itself
kwit. jpg
penitents pew into a bowl I saw en the floor
kl leek at the hem
like cinnamon
krake up anee mere
kl finally understand it!
kl run downstairs to tell my mom happened
I reach the kitchen, it occurred to me
kl still dent know why kids we the taste of cinnamon mast crunch
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User avatar #12 - thebawsofyou (05/24/2013) [-]
in a dream
in the city
mutants and **** everywhere
run out of the city with the hordes following me
reach the forests, keep running
running for miles
landscape changes
less defined, decide im good enough away from town
cant see any monsters,
now the landscape is expressed in cubed meteres
each meter separated int a 16x16 grid
look at nearest block tree
punch tree
get wood
build
dig
build
animals to herd
crops to harvest
new dimensions
look at myself,still remember my name
steve
#8 - hinathan (05/17/2013) [-]
>In dream
>2 random guys invent straighteners and hair dryer that collects hair as it falls off
>those guys need investment from me and my friend
>Take them onto roof
>get them to dress up as inventions
>fight to the death
>if they win they take investment
>they bring BB gun
>floor one onto a step
>strangle him
>watch as the colour drains out his face
>still dressed as a hair dryer
>he commentates his own death
>"slowly the colour will drain out my face and I will take my last breath"
>The straighteners come round the corner
>Watch me as I take his friends last breath
>wake up
>no mercy
#7 - luthervonappledorf (05/17/2013) [-]
I dreamt that I woke up to hear my sister screaming, Johnny Depp's son who was a pirate ghost floated in my room (Looked a lot like this ****** ), he challenged me to naughts and crosses and I beat him so he let me sail with him. It was awesome.
#6 - worstposter (05/17/2013) [-]
I once dreamt that morgan freeman and some random woman was in a room together, talking. Suddenly morgan freeman yells "Nobody beats me!", and Christian bale runs into the room naked with a towel covering his manhood. And the woman asks "Did you two just..." Pointing her finger confusingly. Christian bale then responds by yelling "YES! AND IT WAS AMAZING!
I once dreamt that morgan freeman and some random woman was in a room together, talking. Suddenly morgan freeman yells "Nobody beats me!", and Christian bale runs into the room naked with a towel covering his manhood. And the woman asks "Did you two just..." Pointing her finger confusingly. Christian bale then responds by yelling "YES! AND IT WAS AMAZING!
#4 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Let's see... Zombie apocalypse lead by some sort of teleporting banshee, road trip with family and see slow motion ballet cows (complete with tutus), see a girl I liked about 6-7 months pregnant and happy and almost right away saw a different friend in real life pregnant (also about 6-7 months), playing with my nephew whom I have only seen about 6 times his entire life, or go about a day like normal except happier and my mom is there who had died years ago (most likely related). Lots of odd dreams.
#3 - theqwertyops (05/16/2013) [-]
**** that got me
User avatar #2 - sepheroth (05/16/2013) [-]
There was a random black lady with a very nicely trimmed Carlton-esque mustache in my dream last night. There was also a lot of other stuff, including the girl I'm interested being weird, and some random asian chick. But the black lady stood out the most.
#1 - anonymous (05/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can't remember it very well, but according to my dreams, if you are being chased by zombies, throwing coffee grounds at them will hurt them.
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