Weight Room Experience. . LI Anonymous ) 21: 27 File: HIE, 528x528, 138596681 8312, jpg) ate meme datura wace and hit the gym, it was an interesting experience

Weight Room Experience

LI Anonymous ) 21: 27
File: HIE, 528x528, 138596681 8312, jpg)
ate meme datura wace and hit the gym, it was an interesting experience but ultimately disastrous
II scarfy find car keys
aiit!! suecide to "uphill sprint to the gym"
at" , tthe gym is around the block, up a steep hill
In awalk into the place and head straight to the weight reem
met my belt en. chalk up
suecide to do bench press
Halt like I was already warmed up. do 225 5x5
mead into the Becker mom/ shower area
mmy brother happens to be there and is asking me about deadlift form
sshow him the basics
eead 5 plates en the bar
ablack out hem the effort imtrying to lift it
awake up in ER having been given antipsychotics, numerous lacerations, severe scalding en of my body, broken feet
at least, that' s how it happened to me. what actually happened based en sober recollection and gym patron/ employee statement was:
bit was 12 hours alter I ate the datum, not 3
mmy car keys were in the kitchen sink drain (l tried to start the narwhale I was still in the house by running the sink garbage disposal with the keys inside I think)
tthe gym is T miles away, all hat mad. I sprinted there and the exhaustion made me think it was uphill
4 thaught the Becker mom/ shower area was the weight reem
mmy belt was a usb extension chord, I thaught my protein in my gym bag was chalk
ewes warmed up because I teek a scalding hot chewer
blench press a wet towel en the bench next to the Deckers
4 went into the "locker mom" (which was weight mom)
4 have he brother
4 leaded 5 plates en ens end ofthe "bar" (the same the weight reem Le. my wet towel that I threaded through the plates)
itried to lift it, dropped it en my feet
wmm
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#1 - awcskin (08/12/2014) [-]
Lost it at i have no brother
#2 - crazypumkin (08/12/2014) [-]
The whole second part
User avatar #4 - twondai (08/13/2014) [+] (2 replies)
we need more of these
#3 - ridivey ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
bench pressing a wet towel
bench pressing a wet towel
#9 - wayfaringstranger (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In case you haven't seen this one, twondal.
User avatar #8 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
At least there wasn't a giant flaming yao guai.
#7 - buttkickerboy ONLINE (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is as funny as the one story of the 15 year old who took acid
this is as funny as the one story of the 15 year old who took acid
#11 - thorisawhore (08/13/2014) [-]
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