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#13 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
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So, me, a slightly overweight male with very broad shoulders, is allowed to wear a fishnet tanktop, hot pink spandex booty shorts, and stripper heels in public? I think that would cause quite the stir.
User avatar #165 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/01/2013) [-]
that would be hot. do it can get back on cam <3
User avatar #166 to #165 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't have any of the clothes I need, and I'm leaving for school soon.
#167 to #166 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/01/2013) [-]
way to get my hopes up fag.
User avatar #168 to #167 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
There's a whole thread about this below, including Frank Wolf and the world's most powerful vibrating buttplug. Too bad he's not using it.
User avatar #170 to #168 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/01/2013) [-]
If I ever find Frank Wolf.... I'd probably die form excitement... just cum everywhere and then die...
#149 to #13 - alexthebest (10/01/2013) [-]
As long as you're the only one in the village.
User avatar #163 to #129 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Actually, I shave what little hair grows on my chest and stomach. I'm thinking about shaving my legs but that would raise some uncomfortable questions.
User avatar #175 to #163 - ilovetexas (10/01/2013) [-]
that's nice
User avatar #106 to #13 - SuperBubbleWrap (10/01/2013) [-]
Actually, with spandex booty shorts, that junk ain't goin anywhere.
User avatar #109 to #106 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I don't know which would be better, tucking my junk in or just letting it bulge.
User avatar #84 to #13 - BeaverBalls (10/01/2013) [-]
but me, a very overweight male with incredibly broad shoulders, has already been there and done that. and it did cause quite the stir
User avatar #85 to #84 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I'd like to get at least one ass-grab when I do it.
User avatar #45 to #13 - helenwheels (09/30/2013) [-]
Do it.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Well, at least I'm not really fat, just a little chubby.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I've been losing weight and am taking a cardio class for gym class.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I just wish my shoulders weren't so broad, I could possibly be a trap. Also, my features aren't very feminine, but I've been told that enough make-up would work.
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#27 to #13 - anonymous (09/30/2013) [-]
I've always considered doing that just to prove I would be sexually harassed (like girls are always complaining about), sneered at, and probably arrested for indecency, but I have too much self-respect.
User avatar #14 to #13 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
but would that be such a bad thing?
User avatar #15 to #14 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Depends. First I'll need the above three clothing items. Also, a tramp stamp that says "enter here" with an arrow pointing down.
User avatar #16 to #15 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
We can do this. We have the technology.
User avatar #17 to #16 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Also, I need a pocket in the back of the shorts to carry a large bottle of lube.
User avatar #18 to #17 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
No problem, Walmart carries the value size
User avatar #19 to #18 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I'll also need the loudest vibrating buttplug known to man.
User avatar #20 to #19 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
We'll make it happen. The military grade ones are pretty good, I hear.
User avatar #21 to #20 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Alright, let's do this ************ .
User avatar #22 to #21 - asheskirata ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
TO THE BAT CAVE!

*transition music plays*
#23 to #22 - loljkisback (09/30/2013) [-]
^This Thread
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