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    #12 - Soviet Savior
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    (07/25/2013)[-]
    >be me, 35 ish    
> work for the DEA in texas   
>combating drug cartel soldiers that protect smugglers in the middle of the night   
>boring night fishing for smugglers, no bites   
> heading to 24 hour foodmart/gas station for early morning burrito.     
> store almost empty, just my, clerk and 2 shady wetbacks   
> Clerk ringing up my beaner sandwitch and coffee   
> suspicious Mexicans are wondering through the back of the store    
> both wearing thick baggy sweatshirts in the middle of ******* summer   
>both are acting as if theyre gonna make a move, maybe armed robbery, ive seen it before   
>im out of uniform but am carrying my s&w 460v under my shirt   
> its a .460 revolver for hunting bear   
>/k/ told me it was too much, but i like to pop pop and watch the ******* drop.   
>as i was walking out both guys run up to the counter and pull guns on the clerk   
 > i drop my coffee and burrito and reach for it   
> they see and start to turn to me   
>i beat them to is and get the shot off first, the robbers are standing one in front of the other   
> i shoot once, blow a ******* hole thru the first one from 5 yards away(can literally see thru him)   
>same bullet goes through the first guy and hits the 2nd guy in the gutt   
>both fall to the ground, everything is covered with blood   
> MFW when i look at the cashier...
    >be me, 35 ish
    > work for the DEA in texas
    >combating drug cartel soldiers that protect smugglers in the middle of the night
    >boring night fishing for smugglers, no bites
    > heading to 24 hour foodmart/gas station for early morning burrito.
    > store almost empty, just my, clerk and 2 shady wetbacks
    > Clerk ringing up my beaner sandwitch and coffee
    > suspicious Mexicans are wondering through the back of the store
    > both wearing thick baggy sweatshirts in the middle of ******* summer
    >both are acting as if theyre gonna make a move, maybe armed robbery, ive seen it before
    >im out of uniform but am carrying my s&w 460v under my shirt
    > its a .460 revolver for hunting bear
    >/k/ told me it was too much, but i like to pop pop and watch the ******* drop.
    >as i was walking out both guys run up to the counter and pull guns on the clerk
    > i drop my coffee and burrito and reach for it
    > they see and start to turn to me
    >i beat them to is and get the shot off first, the robbers are standing one in front of the other
    > i shoot once, blow a ******* hole thru the first one from 5 yards away(can literally see thru him)
    >same bullet goes through the first guy and hits the 2nd guy in the gutt
    >both fall to the ground, everything is covered with blood
    > MFW when i look at the cashier...
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