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we store (like a ******* man)
Geetting a new set of bits fer my router
edditing my SIG
Getty checkout
mom behind me with various flowers from the gardening area
putting things en the counterfittie cashier
slips up, soccer mom sees my piece
elk! has warned me
gasps
turn slowly to look at her
Her hand is over her mouth, shes quivering in fear freedom's
echinda hot actually
ezmack on topic
a-" Yes it is. We licensee's carry a-"
husband has andjust like it."
e-" Oh yeah'? What caliber?"
About .350."
eifell it was about that time I noticed this was 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleolithic era
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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#12 - Soviet Savior (07/25/2013) [-]
>be me, 35 ish
> work for the DEA in texas
>combating drug cartel soldiers that protect smugglers in the middle of the night
>boring night fishing for smugglers, no bites
> heading to 24 hour foodmart/gas station for early morning burrito.
> store almost empty, just my, clerk and 2 shady wetbacks
> Clerk ringing up my beaner sandwitch and coffee
> suspicious Mexicans are wondering through the back of the store
> both wearing thick baggy sweatshirts in the middle of ******* summer
>both are acting as if theyre gonna make a move, maybe armed robbery, ive seen it before
>im out of uniform but am carrying my s&w 460v under my shirt
> its a .460 revolver for hunting bear
>/k/ told me it was too much, but i like to pop pop and watch the ******* drop.
>as i was walking out both guys run up to the counter and pull guns on the clerk
> i drop my coffee and burrito and reach for it
> they see and start to turn to me
>i beat them to is and get the shot off first, the robbers are standing one in front of the other
> i shoot once, blow a ******* hole thru the first one from 5 yards away(can literally see thru him)
>same bullet goes through the first guy and hits the 2nd guy in the gutt
>both fall to the ground, everything is covered with blood
> MFW when i look at the cashier...
#11 - Muppetz (07/25/2013) [-]
I AINT GIVIN' YOU NO TREE FIDDY YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
#6 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
idontgetit.jpg
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#1 - luxray (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #14 - tarmorman (08/11/2013) [-]
GOD DAMNIT
User avatar #10 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
Sonofabitch.
#9 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
i was lying back in my chair and i realized half a second after reading the last line and i jumped up and slammed the armrests.
#8 - minsheme (07/24/2013) [-]
Relevant once again
#4 - awildniglet (07/24/2013) [-]
God dammit
God dammit
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