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Drug stories?
vbe me
we 15
Mad some experience with drugs, but nothing hardcore
amt stre athro at
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amt prescription that had codeine. also om robotussin
took way the **** too much cause was sleepy as ****
out mow mind
WCC) unt my points to see how triangulate am. count 5
wide my arms so the dont make fun mote
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#1 - skrynox (07/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**skrynox rolled image** Wat
**skrynox rolled image** Wat
#8 - superiorcheerio (07/21/2014) [+] (12 replies)
This is why you don't do drugs.
This is why you don't do drugs.
#32 - thecraftedmine (07/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [+] (17 replies)
what, you dont get that kind of high of codeine..jesus
#21 - docvolto (07/21/2014) [+] (11 replies)
First time weed story
>Be 18
>at home with bros, parents gone for weekend
>bro offers blunts, figure why the **** not
>we smoke and lay down on the roof under the stars
>start to feel it
>according to my bros I kept rambling about random **** and laughing at my phone
>look around on phone
>look at twitter
>i posted 45 nonsensical tweets raging from silly ******** to my real word secrets; ie "Giraffes are likes elephants" and "I think a##t femanon is hot ad guck, Serosly given the situation I would **** her without hesitation"
<MFW High Me

Moral of story; is drugs are crazy kids
#56 - mrpavelowgrimm (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;Summer 2001    
&gt;Older brother started hanging out with school bums    
&gt;They smoked weed and do other 						****					 that lead nowhere    
&gt;He's smoking weed in his room one time I can tell by the smell   
&gt;Hear parent's car outside    
&gt;Brother  starts to freak the 						****					 out.   
&gt;Comes to my room in tears begging me to help him   
&gt;He's high out his mind I could have told him to just leave out the back door and come back when he sobers up.   
&gt;I could have.   
&gt;Tell him I'll help but he owes me one.   
&gt;Take him to his room and spray 						****					 tons of febreeze in there.   
&gt;I tell him is to cover the smell but in reality I'm just 						*******					 with him having to much fun.   
&gt;Tell him to stand next to the bed and close his eyes.   
&gt;He doesn't hesitate does   
&gt;I sucker punch the 						****					 out of him    
&gt;Insta KO 1200 points move up in championship    
&gt; Lay him down on the bed cover him up with sheets    
&gt; parents come in the house ask why is smells like febreeze    
&gt;&quot;Anon had really bad stomach kept farting since he got home spent an hour on the toilet then went to bed&quot;   
&gt;Couple of hours later my brother gets up mom sees his swolen cheek and asks what happened   
&gt;He says he doesn't remember anything probably fell down skating   
&gt;We sat down and ate dinner.   
   
Moral of the story   
Don't get high kick or you'll get knocked the 						****					 out.
>Summer 2001
>Older brother started hanging out with school bums
>They smoked weed and do other **** that lead nowhere
>He's smoking weed in his room one time I can tell by the smell
>Hear parent's car outside
>Brother starts to freak the **** out.
>Comes to my room in tears begging me to help him
>He's high out his mind I could have told him to just leave out the back door and come back when he sobers up.
>I could have.
>Tell him I'll help but he owes me one.
>Take him to his room and spray **** tons of febreeze in there.
>I tell him is to cover the smell but in reality I'm just ******* with him having to much fun.
>Tell him to stand next to the bed and close his eyes.
>He doesn't hesitate does
>I sucker punch the **** out of him
>Insta KO 1200 points move up in championship
> Lay him down on the bed cover him up with sheets
> parents come in the house ask why is smells like febreeze
>"Anon had really bad stomach kept farting since he got home spent an hour on the toilet then went to bed"
>Couple of hours later my brother gets up mom sees his swolen cheek and asks what happened
>He says he doesn't remember anything probably fell down skating
>We sat down and ate dinner.

Moral of the story
Don't get high kick or you'll get knocked the **** out.
#38 - kitchendweller (07/21/2014) [-]
The **** you say about my magnificent shape.
#26 - thebadspellir (07/21/2014) [-]
**thebadspellir rolled image** Triangle peer pressure can be a nasty thing
**thebadspellir rolled image** Triangle peer pressure can be a nasty thing
#40 - jaynsilentbob ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Did some shrooms. Went to the toilet and when i looked in the mirror i was Matt Damon. my friend also turned into link for a moment
#53 - lecorbi ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
mfw on drugs
mfw on drugs
#48 - sylpharia (07/21/2014) [-]
this is the drugiest drug story I've ever heard
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
>only my 2nd or 3rd time doing shrooms
>ordered spores, grew them myself, top-notch
>gf and I believe we are in a secret world only reachable on shrooms(apparently this is common)
>standing on the balcony, gf is worried her car did not make it into the secret world
>goes downstairs to check
>gf has her arms out to the side and is running around, thinks she's flying
>I also believe she is flying
>start yelling at her from the balcony to stop before someone catches her flying around the apartment parking lot
No regrets.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
#28 - include (07/21/2014) [-]
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#66 - mikemeiers (07/22/2014) [+] (3 replies)
&gt;has strep throat   
&gt;doesn't get antibiotics to help STOP strep throat   
&gt;gets codeine, a stage II narcotic for a 						*******					 bacterial infection   
&gt;I dont believe you
>has strep throat
>doesn't get antibiotics to help STOP strep throat
>gets codeine, a stage II narcotic for a ******* bacterial infection
>I dont believe you

#33 - spidurman (07/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #85 - Cleavland Steamer (07/22/2014) [-]
>be 17
>head to corner store
>get ingredients for lean
>i'm on my way home, trying to call my guy
>he said he's hook me up, but hes not answering
>as im walking some big **** comes up behind and asks me what i think im doing
>get pissed, tell him to **** off and mind his own business
>he pulls out a gun
>lunge at him and bash his head in
>he shoots me in the chest
>my skittles and arizona clatter to the ground
#65 - waffies ONLINE (07/22/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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