Did someone say WTF stories?
>I'm in the store
>Mind my own business
>This really hot chick walks into the store
>I stare at her
>She's got huge tits
>I get all hard
>She looks at me
>Holy shit
>A few minutes of her talking, she takes me home
>She takes me into her bathroom (I would assume she likes fucking there)
>She takes me into the bathtub
>She gets all wet
>She starts grinding all over me
>I'm really horny now
>She brings me closer to her crotch area
>She rubs her crotch on me
>I reach out to grab her tits
>I can't
>I have no arms
>I'm a bar of soap