I Anonymous tattle( lhm) 00: 23
againg to movies alone
aat home I get my mom to pack me spaghetti in a Miter battle
spat it in my fanny pack
suecide to take the bus
hi ask the bus driver where the bus is going, he says something I don‘ t understand
say "excuse me?"
she says something and I still don‘ t understand it
get on the bus anyway
saus takes me through the blac kest of all ghettos
T: -a bunch of black people get on the bus, homing and throwing their arms and fingers into carious contortions
clutch my fanny pack and look away
sthe walk past me and one says "LOOK AT DIS FAT WYTE MUTHAFUCKA, GOTS A RUG ON HIS NECK MEGA WAT IS UP WIT DAT"
tum my entire body away and start shaking
I-" AW SHIT WE SEEIN SUM CRACK BACK HEAH"
my pants are exposing my butt
sthe black people take out a boom box and start playing "/ OOP THERE IT IS" and start dancing around my buttcrack in some sat of tribal ritual
s" LEMME SEE SUM MORE OF DAT"
awkwardly pull down my pants more
s" ENOOP DERE IT IS" “HOODED I BE Likin DIS!' they variously exclaim
sthe bus finally stops at the movie theatre
take out a marker and draw a face on my butt, and then walk off the bus with my hands
sall of them follow me with their boom box, playing "/ OOP THERE IT IS" on repeat
handiwork inside and the security guard stops me, saying that I need to leave because I am being indecent
sthis enrage my black followers and they start attacking and eating the guard
7: -eberyone starts screaming
hi nervously take out my spaghetti battle and try to open it
sthe pressure launches it as a battle rocket into the cashier, killing her
hi realize I had a crush on her
pstart crying uncontrollably and my exposed starts sputtering shit
7: -eberyone suddenly stops screaming and tums to me in a roarer laughter
T: -go home alone