Virginity. I wonder what would happen if piggybanks were real pigs and we put coins into their assholes and the only way to get our coins out is to gut the pig.
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Virginity

I wonder what would happen if piggybanks were real pigs and we put coins into their assholes and the only way to get our coins out is to gut the pig.

Anonymous (ID: ) (/ 13( Thu) 00: 2841 No. 471854394
Time to share how we lest our virginities will
I' ll start-
2 be IE. drinking the devils drink in a forest with my friends (wolfgirls halfways}
2 epin upthe 40 that we have and start taking shots
2 starting to feel it
2 By lam I am beyond ****** up half of my friends are passed out
2 my ens vagina carrying friend is touching me and flirting with me
2 all is good until I hear seme rustling in the bushes behind us
2 female Anon runs away. I try as well, until I black out
2 start to wake up, its daytime
2 looking fer my phone, see it 3 metres ahead of me
2 my head is bloody - must have been hem the fall
2 my ass is really sere hem falling down. entire body feels like it was been through a war
2 friends all dipped. walk back to my house wondering wtf happened.
2 friends asked where I went, they couldnt find me
2 2 weeks later going through my photo album randomly
2 notice a really dark video I don' t
2 watch it and notice that it is seme guy having sex
2 wtf
2 leek closely and notice that I am the victim being brutally anar' d by seme random ******* person
2 sudden realization that I was ass raped and beaten head with a blunt object
2 I lest my virginity's an ass rapist in the forest
2 mm
did not say it had to be consensual.
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#5 - 4chan refugee (04/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Who takes shots of malt liquor?
User avatar #11 to #5 - mchurtstab ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
potential rape victims
User avatar #8 - cjfj (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
He really got....

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Screwed.
#12 - woodywoodlinson (04/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What kind of piggy bank do you use?
#13 to #12 - huszti (04/11/2013) [-]
this one obviously
#90 - crimsonkev (04/11/2013) [+] (16 replies)
shrek is love, shrek is life...
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#41 - 4chan refugee (04/11/2013) [-]
"my ass is really sore" well no point in reading the rest
#16 - thebukman (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He sounds a bit... Butthurt
#1 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Vagina carrying frien XD HAHAHA ******* lost it hahaha
#10 to #1 - socketization (04/11/2013) [-]
Sometimes, being annoying isn't funny.   
You were just being annoying, right?
Sometimes, being annoying isn't funny.
You were just being annoying, right?
#93 - curtisbentley (04/11/2013) [-]
Saw that coming  from "ass is sore from falling down." Especially as one line earlier he said that his head was bloody from the fall.
Saw that coming from "ass is sore from falling down." Especially as one line earlier he said that his head was bloody from the fall.
#18 - iFail (04/11/2013) [-]
Is that Marsellus Wallace in the picture?
You'd have thought he was used to being raped in the ass by now...
#86 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Half girls half guys
>Not sure if he means half of his friends were guys, and half girls, or his friends were all futanari.
#141 - trollgiggity (04/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 17
>Miss
User avatar #102 - bigbeaufort (04/11/2013) [-]
"half guys half girls" OP are you in Thailand or something?
User avatar #43 - hugora (04/11/2013) [-]
"With my firends (half girls half guys).
Hesitation: When at birth you are born with both male and female organs.
#116 - lookatmyhouseofwax (04/11/2013) [-]
Go on...
#3 - jimmynutz (04/11/2013) [-]
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#29 - existacne (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Guys, guys!
Looks like this snake gif is broken.
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