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I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 41 No. was El
Last night some firends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn' t an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn' t. This scorpion was a pussy and we
were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn' t sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn' t pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the seine way a three year old would.
After tying to his Pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the
top of the room, though, we added weight, making the hallo on virtually neutrally buoyant.
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This musthave awoken the man inside of him, because we can' t even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 42 No. were
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look at this man
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I dont care if this is a repost or cruel. You sir win all my intenets for a week.
I frakkin LC/ LT)
DH JEEBUZ I LC/ LT)
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#1 - ragingbrony (04/02/2012) [+] (41 replies)
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It's time to make a man out of You scorpion!!
#41 - whiskeyfish (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw
User avatar #66 - olibear (04/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<Be scorpion.
<See group of humans
<be nice to humans, try to make friends
<humans prod and poke, but be nice and take it
<humans tie me to birthday balloon
< ************ !
<get stuck in the air
<they prod and poke me again
< scorpion uses sting
<it wasn't very effective
<humans laugh and smile
<see window is open
<fly off into space
<i'm an astropion!
User avatar #168 - CorporalObvious (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Little did they know, the scorpion, now armed with the secrets of flight, returned to his people and shared with them his newfound knowledge. This is how our downfall started.
#104 - HaloMythbuster (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
MFW Repost
MFW Repost
#106 - PenguinsOfMars (04/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So that's how people talked on the internet 7 years ago...
#183 - cockshitasshole (04/02/2012) [-]
Their faces when it 						*******					 glides towards them
Their faces when it ******* glides towards them
#117 - pastywhiteboy (04/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
maybe im just an oblivious white kid from maine, but isnt it bad when a scorpion stings you....?
maybe im just an oblivious white kid from maine, but isnt it bad when a scorpion stings you....?
#82 - warrenmarkov (04/02/2012) [-]
and thats how this happened
and thats how this happened
#18 - bosskiss (04/02/2012) [-]
4chan changing mini pussy's to  Alpha Scorpions
4chan changing mini pussy's to Alpha Scorpions
#263 - Shadesttone (04/03/2012) [+] (24 replies)
**Shadesttone rolls 616**

This is relevant to my interests.

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User avatar #275 to #263 - legin (04/03/2012) [-]
**legin rolls 444** 486
#191 - dtox (04/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
The scorpionfly has competition....
#178 - thisitesux (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
be nice to humans, become horrid and powerful monster capable of flight. scorpions face whrn
#129 - Captainunhelpful ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
<-- The scorpion
#141 - iamphoenix (04/02/2012) [-]
4chan made flying scorpions. We're all ****** .
#190 - goochmaster (04/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you try ******* with a scorpion, you're gonna have a bad time
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#131 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
#55 - melolsoohard (04/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #219 at Problem teacher? ** we're 						******
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #219 at Problem teacher? ** we're ******
#38 - skuser (04/02/2012) [+] (14 replies)
And they are waiting for their revenge...
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