Valid argument. . coconut has milk coconut has hair coconut has flesh Therefore a coconut is a Mammal Discuss. Can' t argue with that.. A coconut does not feed it's offspring with mammary glands.
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coconut has milk
coconut has hair
coconut has flesh
Therefore a coconut is a Mammal
Discuss.
Can' t argue with that.
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User avatar #191 - metalife (12/31/2013) [-]
so a spider is a mammal?
#192 to #191 - artige (01/01/2014) [-]
Does a spider have milk?
Does a spider have milk?
User avatar #193 to #192 - metalife (01/01/2014) [-]
ya
User avatar #179 - geross (12/31/2013) [-]
repost cant argue with that.
User avatar #178 - lemurlemur (12/31/2013) [-]
do coconuts give birth to live young?
User avatar #183 to #178 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/31/2013) [-]
Well considering that coconuts really are the young, and that coconuts are alive, I would have to say yes.
User avatar #168 - tuckthisphit (12/31/2013) [-]
coconut doesnt have breast
your argument backfired horribly
User avatar #172 to #168 - timmity (12/31/2013) [-]
no, not all have it, some have milk patches
User avatar #180 to #172 - tuckthisphit (12/31/2013) [-]
breast
used to breastfeed child ?
User avatar #185 to #180 - timmity (12/31/2013) [-]
no, the child licks the milkpatch
User avatar #165 - SuperSixONE (12/31/2013) [-]
Coconut has eggs
therefore, coconut is a platypus
#163 - theism (12/31/2013) [-]
A halved coconut makes a good instant horse costume.
User avatar #161 - lespoisson (12/31/2013) [-]
REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPOST
#160 - magicalpotato ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
#139 - yorker (12/31/2013) [-]
This is not a valid argument.

Coconut no sentient being.

Coconut not know love.
User avatar #126 - PVTDickStryker (12/31/2013) [-]
Are you implying that coconuts migrate?
#141 to #126 - slysixtyfourwii (12/31/2013) [-]
Not at all, they could be carried!
User avatar #143 to #141 - PVTDickStryker (12/31/2013) [-]
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
#147 to #143 - slysixtyfourwii (12/31/2013) [-]
They could grab it by the husk!
User avatar #149 to #147 - PVTDickStryker (12/31/2013) [-]
It's not a question of where he grips it! Its a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!
#150 to #149 - slysixtyfourwii (12/31/2013) [-]
Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here?!
User avatar #151 to #150 - PVTDickStryker (12/31/2013) [-]
Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times a second, right?
#152 to #151 - slysixtyfourwii (12/31/2013) [-]
Please?!
User avatar #153 to #152 - PVTDickStryker (12/31/2013) [-]
Am I right?
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#154 to #153 - slysixtyfourwii (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm not interested!
#155 to #154 - moronic (12/31/2013) [-]
It COULD be carried by an African swallow.
User avatar #157 to #155 - PVTDickStryker (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh right! An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
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#158 to #157 - moronic (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I agree with that!
#169 to #158 - slysixtyfourwii (12/31/2013) [-]
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
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User avatar #138 to #126 - sabcy (12/31/2013) [-]
they do.
User avatar #125 - pepemex (12/31/2013) [-]
hey guys i'm new here coming from 9gag where are the rage comics?
#134 to #125 - lamarsmithgot (12/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 to #125 - AlanbalMIT (12/31/2013) [-]
lel new feg XDDD epic troll face...
User avatar #123 - thrakerzad (12/31/2013) [-]
but what about a spine, or do mammals need spines? It's been so long since I've been in school
User avatar #144 to #123 - theavatarspupil ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Yes, an animal needs to have a spine to be considered a mammal. That, breathe air and they have to be warm-blooded.
User avatar #145 to #144 - theavatarspupil ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh, and live birth (through a womb, not hatching from an egg)
User avatar #107 - choclategum (12/31/2013) [-]
And..here come the joke killing jackasses, proving why a coconut is not a mammal, when everybody already knows.
#104 - cloakedone (12/31/2013) [-]
A coconut wont birth live offspring in a mammalian birth (through a womb).
Thats literally step one in the "is it a mammal game"
#112 to #104 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
But what about platypus and echidnas? They're mammals that lay eggs?
#117 to #112 - cloakedone (12/31/2013) [-]
I dont think they're mammals. i think they're mammal-ish. Like when you say tomato is a fruit. Technically a mammal doesnt have to give live birth, it only has to birth their young. And technically a tomato is a fruit
#118 to #117 - cloakedone (12/31/2013) [-]
NUrse their young* SOrry, getting tired. So technically a mammal, but common, really?
User avatar #128 to #118 - brobathehutt (12/31/2013) [-]
They don't have to give birth in any way, simply nurse their young have fur and spine and other **** .
#129 to #128 - cloakedone (12/31/2013) [-]
I know, and a fruit doesnt have to be sweet.
But like, at some point, you have to be like: a definitions just words, those ******* are the only "mammals" that lay eggs....
User avatar #130 to #129 - brobathehutt (12/31/2013) [-]
A definition is just words.
Are you by any chance Gavin Free?
#132 to #130 - cloakedone (12/31/2013) [-]
I wish....He got to be on RVB. Keboose is love, keboose is life.
User avatar #189 to #132 - brobathehutt (12/31/2013) [-]
Yah but his roles on RvB are usually minor and you can't tell who he is, although the same could be said for most achievement hunter (go Geoff).
#195 to #189 - cloakedone (01/06/2014) [-]
But still, he was on it....
His mark is forever immortalized in forgotten internet history
User avatar #100 - edwardtrollington (12/31/2013) [-]
>animal cells
#105 to #100 - cloakedone (12/31/2013) [-]
^ ******* check and mate
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User avatar #175 to #93 - spoodermanz (12/31/2013) [-]
but wait, I know I stole his comment, but this picture is a repost, doesn't that technically mean my comment was just a repost?
User avatar #174 to #93 - spoodermanz (12/31/2013) [-]
**** , I literally made a comment before this and credited catnpl but then was like "nahhhhh."
I guess I ****** my own self in the ass
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#142 to #110 - guymandude ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
And I thought that your original comment was perfect.

but this response...it is glorious.
User avatar #111 to #110 - spoodermanz (12/31/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie. I did steal it from you. I have it favorited and everything.
I was going to give you credit, but I'm a thumbwhore fag.
#113 to #111 - captnpl (12/31/2013) [-]
See that it doesn't happen again.
See that it doesn't happen again.
User avatar #114 to #113 - spoodermanz (12/31/2013) [-]
**spoodermanz rolled a random comment #229 posted by congthea at Memorable Gaming Quotes Comp 4 ** :
Another from Zed.
"Secrets kept are weapons wasted."
#115 to #114 - congthea (12/31/2013) [-]
WHO DARES SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY THEA OF CONGING?
#119 to #116 - congthea (12/31/2013) [-]
I-It's not like I wanted to be summoned or anything, b-baka...
#108 to #93 - groovierpoet (12/31/2013) [-]
finally get to use this.
User avatar #95 to #93 - monstrumologist (12/31/2013) [-]
it's a reptile then?
User avatar #96 to #95 - spoodermanz (12/31/2013) [-]
It's whatever you want it to be baby.
User avatar #97 to #96 - monstrumologist (12/31/2013) [-]
can it be a coconut?
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User avatar #91 - makedonski (12/31/2013) [-]
>The milk is for all intents and purposes just water
>Raspberries also have hair, are they mammals?
>In German, every fruit has Fleisch (flesh)
#89 - immortalfear (12/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #88 - dehfurk ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
I always thought the definition for mammals is that they give birth to a whole child and not just eggs.
#90 to #88 - thegrayknights (12/31/2013) [-]
You are correct, that is probably why you thought that was the definition lol.
You are correct, that is probably why you thought that was the definition lol.
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