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audience giggles. titters, whispers
alight laughter breaks out in eager anticipation
White people."
guffawing
I mean. really,"
member starts crying from laughing so hard
We not 1600 anymore. We daft need to navigate around the Horn of Africa to find India anymore."
members **** themselves in unrestrained laughter
Let' s face it, white people are like what you' d get if you take a Flock of Seagulls concert and add Nyquil/'
thears of laughter deluge the audience. causing severe dehydration
i mean. really. Why do we need white people? To copy out the Bible onto parchment paper in a monastery?"
slaughter so fierce that glass in the studio shatters. raining down and killing the elderly
I MEAN REALLY"
of building shakes with the resonance of hilarity. triggering an earthquake
ITS 2016 PEOPLE"
slaughter can be picked up on AM radio, distorting satellite signals and causing oil tankers to crash into coastlines
in was across the nation driven mad by what they perceive to be the calls of their species and devour one another
elama issues executive order to level redwood forests. creating enough sawdust to cover the billions of gallons of vomit unleashed by the
laughter
exaggerated eccentricity of Earth' s orbit slingshots the moon out of orbit
French surrender
CHEC. l greenlights another 19 seasons
2: -John Oliver returns home after a hard day' s work to enjoy the sleep ozthebest
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Submitted: 01/07/2016
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#1 - maggiebella (01/07/2016) [-]
reminds me of this show
User avatar #2 - theblargypargler (01/07/2016) [-]
You know, people give John a lot more **** than he really deserves. Sure, he has some pretty stupid views on his show, but he's not some tumblr-tier ultracuck.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mrblueftw (01/07/2016) [-]
unfunny jokes
stupid views
dumb arguments
so what does he do correctly?
#4 to #3 - grandautisimo (01/07/2016) [-]
he shows how much more fun stephen colbert is
User avatar #5 to #3 - theblargypargler (01/08/2016) [-]
You know, he covers more issues than just immigrants. Outside of that, he makes some alright points, for the most part.
#6 to #5 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
It's easier to make fun of someone than actually watch their content for an informed opinion.
User avatar #9 to #6 - mrblueftw (01/08/2016) [-]
its easier to make jokes on the internet than to waste time watching a show to reply to a make a great argument against a random guy on a meme website
#10 to #9 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
What? When did I say I was making a "great argument?" John Oliver isn't that random of a guy, and FJ usually ***** on memes? Watching his show to actually know what it's about is a waste of time when it comes to making a "great argument?"

I don't know what you're saying here.
User avatar #12 to #10 - mrblueftw (01/08/2016) [-]
"to make a great argument against a random guy"
im talking about the other guy, im not arguing against john oliver. you were implying that I was just basing my opinion off **** than actually watching the show, which im not gonna do just for the sake of an internet argument.
#14 to #12 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
So you mean you're not going to actually be informed for an internet argument? Then why argue in the first place if you refuse to make an informed argument?

Also, what you put in quotes there? Not a quote. Never said that exactly. You should probably learn what quotation marks are for.
#15 to #14 - mrblueftw (01/08/2016) [-]
because it was a joke.
also
#16 to #15 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
You said he has unfunny jokes, stupid views, and dumb arguments.

How can you assume to know that and say you refuse to watch his show at the same time? Doesn't that sound hypocritical and ignorant?
User avatar #17 to #16 - mrblueftw (01/08/2016) [-]
yes. as a joke. this entire website is for jokes.
I am not gonna watch his show just so i can back up a claim on a joke webiste, that was about one joke.
#18 to #17 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I feel like uninformed ignorant jokes are still uninformed and ignorant unless obviously satirical. You're just jumping on a bandwagon. No effort, no creativity, no originality...

1/10 **** joke. Carry on.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mrblueftw (01/08/2016) [-]
whatever u say bruv, if jokes are a bandwagon than this entire site is a ****** convoy.
#20 to #19 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
That's pretty much what most websites are, yeah.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mrblueftw (01/08/2016) [-]
im not sure if the majority of websites on the internet are about jokes.
#22 to #21 - archael ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
The majority of websites are jokes, I meant.
#8 to #6 - boothead (01/08/2016) [-]
>Oliver
>Informed

#11 to #3 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
only one of those is not an opinion.
User avatar #7 to #3 - brobafett (01/08/2016) [-]
I mean he's sorta better than the black guy they have on the daily show.
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