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Accidentalninja (04/10/2014) [-] The better question is why he didn't say " ******** in her clitoris"
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snakefire (04/11/2014) [-] >In her clitoris.
I might be a virgin, but I don't think that's quite right...
I might be a virgin, but I don't think that's quite right...
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agrofenlas (04/11/2014) [-] The clitoris doesn't open, it isn't a orifice in which you can **** in.
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shadowsynergy (04/11/2014) [-] Yes I know this. It was a joke to encourage him to go lose his virginity.
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tomjay (04/10/2014) [-]
How can you defecate in a girls clitoris? Either the 4chinner in question doesn't know much about bedroom stuff, or I worry he might be planning to do something nasty with a scalpel. Not a pretty picture...
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nagafever (04/11/2014) [-] **nagafever rolled image** tell her that there is **** in her pussy (most believeable during sex) then, when she freaks out and looks down you pull out your elephant tranquilizer needle (which you always carry with you, just in case) and drug her to sleep.
Now comes the hard part, you have to tie her up, buy a van, put her in the van, get a license, drive the van to an abandoned building in north carolina, get a medical license, become a surgeon, sew a tube to her asshole and her pussy, then sew one from her pee-hole to her mouth, then take her back to her house, kill her with an untraceable gun, call the cops anonymously, **** i got off track im done
Now comes the hard part, you have to tie her up, buy a van, put her in the van, get a license, drive the van to an abandoned building in north carolina, get a medical license, become a surgeon, sew a tube to her asshole and her pussy, then sew one from her pee-hole to her mouth, then take her back to her house, kill her with an untraceable gun, call the cops anonymously, **** i got off track im done
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faroeseguy (04/11/2014) [-]
So much of a virgin that he doesn't even know what a clitoris is.
clitorisidontknowthatpokemon.jpg
clitorisidontknowthatpokemon.jpg
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adu (04/11/2014) [-] This is not quite as bad as what would happen if his girlfriend found out he uses 4chan.
In other words, he'd just make jokes behind her back while awkwardly clinging to her, and she'd simply just break up with him.
In other words, he'd just make jokes behind her back while awkwardly clinging to her, and she'd simply just break up with him.
