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so n was playnig mm tho guy - , runes nahyon, my - Inns was always assassins always cause he thought them to be up mm now on I' ll call mm the sun
we man makes a summer (for charm person and true sanke)
tells as ( he max out manna he to other PCs
somehow UM okay wth mm gnawing 3 and apping Sneak attack damage to each aw (”/ 7)
n: greedy as **** when was not ms way threatens to km other PCs
n make an undead when w semen mm the omen use some wondrous tem to desguise sen as a normal human
some session: go on and new the end Ma haht mm some emu mods, the sun deeds nos (nine to **** up the my (non loot) and starts kong " mm hunned n am at the non kong the last chine wands some noun's men only n am M (wth nan HP)
and one awn (nan HP)
cont
charge the man ht
he uses charm person an me
n nan 3 (just awe nan; cause rm immune as an undead)
he starts to laugh that he
Saturn I l attack nus gnd
the men n: buttmad glances silently at the UM
UM tells as to go an
the man was using same rung moves awe
n charge and ht (cause n gqnane )
the man nearly asses
UM tells mm us
he nuns away
n stay and try to keep omen Ars mm danng (succesfuly but they we unconsious)
SUDDENLY 3 ht me (The man has marine top Mae and MS)
screams SNEAK
he rolls a nananana ands wth almost all bang and enough to double km
laughs and pawns hager at me
n quetly mark 5 damage mm the skunkers (cause m immune to Sneak attacks)
n shrug and walk w ms dandandan
the man screams WHAT?? ll?? l? l
shrine UM calms mm a we he deems to nan away rom me we has We 2 HP new
n cannot outrun mm so n talkto the wyzard' s body and take the wand ancmgna (l can use may: daces)
We a shot ma the man' s back mm
he the table as he rockets rom the mum cahnt as all (swans
n was so dammed that we med wwould have orgasmed
so the game went on
we awn told the that he w/ l non play and dd non show up
we had 5 players ' we lost 2 was and went back to we town we had a there who could SM t was 10, gold
Players opined to non new instead MI was M.
Next session told " that we awn w/ l he comnig next session we massed 2 session's, don know why, but n hope cause he cued anon)
And that he mam he and undead Hunter ( on some sht mm we 3 5 supplements), cause he awkerd about that wanna non Sht
When we had a break fun smokes and put: and nun, n asked my my members fun a loan w case we awn really w/ l hung sht to km me n what n waned to **** we awn and they was gami to non mm t
n men spake mm we innately and mm too
cont
At we LGS we have all land on mane And can dd non really cane He Just med mm [remade
When n became a , n dd non such mane even we old , cause as a player he' s a jerk
on we downside W a now
D Anonymous ( ( ) 05 55 was No 28692098 Ranks »Lassen 05 » »Cassius » » »Lassen »
so we next session that guy hung Inns sht, that k/ ls undead n do non know what t was, maybe t sneak attacked undead on had undead bane on Inns weapons on named undead don know but t was made to specially destroy undead
n know what n have moo
Rumors on mass undead hunter w town
we my meets mm no they don know m undead) whoa n rude m we any n ask we asda and we innately play
n go to we and declare that n am an abomanation w my own eyes n rush to denounce my noun ways and become awe Hens shocked, but st/ l Fan 9, 000 (all n have) and a fan! he ages: to me Hm he destroys me
mm Inns holy hammertoes pennon's we mes one noun men n am human
meening group Then! new noend( m ) goes on now he senses awn w me says he does non new anything we Btch ' non condenced (nun)
mattocks me
deans same damage UM says ms bonuses against undead do not work
using fawn:
to attack
rest an partyless stands there w shock
n lust stand w stance and tryto neason mm
he ms face ned as a tomato
n ask my mend to help and the whole party knocks mm out
heal ourselves then heal the man and tryto neason new
he ones attack all anus
we hnve mm 2 round to calm down
then we butcher mm
we awn noses Inns sht and storms away
loot ms body and n hnve away my share as to partly repay debt to the party
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User avatar #17 - foelkera (07/14/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Show up to game
>DM is massive steampunk faggot
>"I've written us up a Steampunk Adventure for the next few weeks!"
>Party starts out on giant skyscraper, a Jules-Verne-esque airship is moored to it.
>Someone who I assume is the captain is standing there, with random cogs and pipes taped to his hat or something
>Captain Faggot is explaining our quest
>My character, a Half-Orc Barbarian named "Bungo," has had enough
>Pick up Captain Faggot and stuff him in the bag of holding
>Slam it against a railing until it stops moving
>Dump his corpse off the side of the ship
>"I hereby dub this vessel The Flying Festoon"
>Party decides to put off Captain Faggot's quest for the Gilded Buttplug and bomb the capitol city
>Arrive in the capital's citadel
>Don't use weapons, just sneak up behind guards and use my magical bag of blunt force trauma to dispose of them
>The emperor of autism gets up off his throne
>"Prepare for the final battle, ruffians!"
>"GET IN THE GODDAMN BAG"
>Bag the intense bodyloveer and slam his ass against the throne
>Put on crown, refer to self as "God emperor of the Faggots"
>"I hereby decree that steampunk is for huge nerds"
>Put the entire country to the torch
>DM runs out crying
User avatar #1 - schneidend (07/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Now this one is intense bodyloveing glorious.
#5 - youlikeme (07/14/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
eh, OP sounds a bit like a female amusement-system himself, but I enjoyed the story.
#54 - bluwizard (07/15/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** mfw I play Pale Master around that level and his bulldigestive end product wouldn't have worked and I woulda had two minions out of both his characters.
#48 - thebadspellir (07/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I've never played DnD before. Is there somewhere online you can play (and not be ostracized for being a newfag, so I can learn the game) for free?
User avatar #36 - chrisoid (07/14/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I understand that roll20 is a good place to look for d&d groups and all that but I have no idea where to start with building my character and all these stats and what not. Anyone got any help?
User avatar #43 to #36 - revanmal (07/14/2014) [-]
Making a character is actually pretty simple, at least at first level. Everything is derived from the base attributes (Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma), race, and class. How exactly you determine stats should be clarified by the DM before you make it, but the most common way, outside of point buy systems, is to roll 4d6 (four six-sided dice) and then drop the lowest one. The total of the three remaining dice is you're total for one attribute.

www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=958685 Here's an example Fighter sheet. Using a simple array of stats, he has 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18. I arranged them as shown. Since he's human, those stats do not change. A dwarf would have a higher Con but lower Dex if the numbers shown had been arranged the same way due to their racial stat bonuses. An elf would have higher Dex and lower Con for the same reason.

Everything is now derived from those stats. Notice next to each of the attribute scores is another number, from -1 to +4. These are the attribute modifiers, which determine a lot of things.

Str determines melee damage, Dex determines Armor Class and Reflex Saves, Con determines HP and Fortitude Saves, Int governs skill points and wizard spellcasting (a nonissue for Fighterson), Wis governs Will Saves and Cleric spellcasting, and Cha governs social interaction and Sorcerer spellcasting.

The nice thign about Mythweavers is, if you look at all the various labelled boxes up near the top of the page, they demonstrate where various bonuses come from once they're filled in. For instance, base Armor Class (AC) is 10, but Fighterson's Dexterity modifier is +2, which adds 2 points to his AC so long as he's able to move around.

The fighter's HP die is a d20, so the maximum HP Fighterson has at level 1 is 13. His Strength modifier is +4, which stacks with his Base Attack Bonus of +1 due to being a fighter ad gives him a +5 to hit with melee weapons.
#78 - dvdfaust ONLINE (07/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I'm loving all the recent D&D stuff. A shame that the most popular ones get spammed to digestive end product, and a lot of good ones just sorta sit by the wayside. Los Tiburon, Sir Bearington, and the one with the rogue stalking the girl... I dunno, I wanna see someone post Mr. Henderson.
#82 to #81 - dvdfaust ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Glad you liked it, bitch. Have another.
#57 - i got bnned (07/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#59 to #57 - urapooper ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 - ezombio ONLINE (07/14/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Where do people play D&D that gets all these fantastic reactions/characters?
Do you use forums online, or a club irl?
Because I can't imagine that people would be friends with half the antagonists in these stories.
User avatar #34 to #12 - thenewgizmobox (07/14/2014) [-]
a lot of comic book stores and the like hold DND tables in the back. You get to meet all kinds of wonderful people. for example, one guy there tried to handcuff me to my chair, i don't want to know where he got the handcuffs.
User avatar #2 - brokenhalf (07/14/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i've wanted to play these games, but i only know on person whos ever played it.
#27 - nekolacek (07/14/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Hi guys, id like to maybe start playing some D&D on roll20 or something like that, but ive never done thing like that and never really played D&D....
So, tips? Help me out with this?I dont really know how to game is played on the Roll20 and such....
#33 to #27 - vlandis ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
Get a .pdf of the Players Handbook (PHB) of which ever version you want to play. I recomend 3.5, as that's what most people play. Read it, maybe not all of it, but at least the races, and class you want to play. Also the rules of combat section. From there, find a game on roll20 and when searching look for ones that accept new players(there's a check box for it).

Registering on mythweavers.com is also good, as most DMs will expect you to get them you're character sheet someway, and you can just send them a web link to the one you make on there.

Other then that game is played on roll20 about the same it is anywhere. You roll a d20 plus any modifiers DM tells you if you succeed or failed the check then tells you what happened. Might take a bit to find a game though....roll20 is starved for good DMs, but thats the way it always is.... I'll also recomend a melee based class for you're first, just easier.
User avatar #11 - blargtastic (07/14/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Anybody know any good D&D forums? Been looking to play with some people and learn more about it.
User avatar #14 to #11 - CrowbarNinja (07/14/2014) [-]
Giant In The Playground has an experienced community, Paizo has some forums that are good for pathfinder. And there's this site called Roll20.net, its a game hosting site for D&D and for group finding.
User avatar #46 - malific (07/14/2014) [-]
I love these.. but they need to stop being posted as 9gag and put under Dnd or something dnd related. these are too specific for just the 4 chan channel.
User avatar #7 - bakinboy (07/14/2014) [-]
the butthurt feels so good on my body
#63 - lordraine ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
On the list of things that never happened, this didn't.
#40 - hitbyadriveby (07/14/2014) [-]
Beautiful OC
Beautiful OC
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