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#2 - thatkittyoverthere
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#47 to #2 - bensho
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Finally someone who gets me!
#11 to #2 - aesgard
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I LoL'd
User avatar #10 - helenwheels
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Don't you hate it when people like you for your personality?
User avatar #113 to #10 - helenwheels
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I was seriously expecting mega red thumbs for this. I'm in shock here.
#74 - xshadeisafag
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No... This is the king of Betas.
User avatar #88 to #74 - turtleback
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Well ****.
User avatar #81 to #74 - admiralen
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the epicness of that is just astounding
#123 to #74 - gmarrox
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Funniest/saddest thing I've ever read.
#178 to #74 - breakfastlunch
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#56 - agrebx
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You will never be as beta as this guy.
#75 to #56 - iamphoenix
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This man isn't beta. He's Psi. Or Omega. ****, I don't even know if you can properly classify that level.
User avatar #211 to #56 - subarumaster
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That's why you don't trust the relationship status on Facebook.
User avatar #109 to #56 - theoriginalzombie
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What the **** is wrong with this guy?
#216 to #56 - ottofan
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Thats is so wrong and stupid.... ******** its funny too
#69 to #56 - hazardousmx
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#78 to #69 - admiralen
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#65 to #56 - terminalinfinity
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Wow. Holy ****. This is funny and disturbing at the same time. Jimmies rustled.
#172 - wafflepan
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I guess you can say, she thought he was "beta" off not having sex
YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#195 to #172 - livingshadow
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I am very happy that you exist. Here, have a cookie
#197 to #195 - wafflepan
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#207 to #172 - dengekisushi
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I shall play you the song of my people.
I shall play you the song of my people.
#208 to #207 - wafflepan
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I shall dance the dance of mine
I shall dance the dance of mine
#23 - teets
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that Beta thread made me feel so much better about myself
#112 - jimborustler **User deleted account**
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#133 to #112 - anon id: ca211729
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> Be 19
> Be virgin
> Doesn't give a ****
#148 to #133 - jimborustler **User deleted account**
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#167 to #148 - MOFOJOYO
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User avatar #38 - trollwoopnazi
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I don't think people quite understand the concept of beta.
Alpha is pretty much spot on, but beta is actually the kind of person who does usually get a wife at some point, more likely to settle down. All these 'Beta as ***** stories are more talking about Omega type personalitites. Google it, it's true,
User avatar #82 to #38 - ZenMacros
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I just see it as "alphas" being the guys who are more outgoing than the rest.
User avatar #111 to #38 - dapianoman
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Gamma as ****?
User avatar #199 to #111 - jacksparojr
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No I think its more like Theta or Epsilon really.


hell lets just make every personality a greek letter
#26 - dildobarbarian
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User avatar #57 to #26 - reptaur
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i'm pretty sure that all these things are written by losers who can't get chicks. I would MUCH rather be a guy than a girl. It's way easier. And getting chicks isn't too incredibly hard. It's not like you need to get the hottest girl out there. Just get somebody who meets your standards of hotness.
User avatar #76 to #57 - admiralen
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how is it easier being a guy?
#152 to #76 - lilogilvie
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**lilogilvie rolled a random image posted in comment #10127 at Pokemon ** They always have to worry about what pair of sexy underwear to wear to the pillow or tickle fight.
User avatar #92 to #76 - reptaur
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No chance of getting pregnant. No periods. No ****** ass hormones all the time. No dealing with girl drama. No having to deal with sexism for the most part. No having to worry about make up. And girls are ALWAYS worrying about their appearance and ****. Guys got it way easier.
User avatar #95 to #92 - admiralen
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half of what you just said was probably the most sexist thing ive ever heard, and ive been on /b/ for years
User avatar #101 to #95 - reptaur
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not really...
User avatar #116 to #101 - admiralen
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you know that not all girls have girl dramas or have to deal with sexism, make up is a choice and no not all girls worry about their appearance, and for that part dont you think most guys do aswell? fact is neither gender would even know if they had it easier as you can only see from one perspective...
User avatar #120 to #116 - reptaur
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from my experience with girls they're thinking they're fat or worrying if the guy they think is hot thinks they're hot blah blah blah.
User avatar #137 to #120 - dildobarbarian
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us guys dont care if girls are wearing make up or not, or if you have a golden toasty tan, we just want a girl who is real and has the same interests as us and is respectful enough to not care about looks, and focus on whats on the inside. but with most women they just want a hot guy, if they are not good looking they wont bother. i have experienced this many times with random lasses who start talking to me on facebook, saying im hot etc based on my facebook pics. which leads from friendship to them wanting more so i foolish believe them to actually like me for me, saying things like " i dont care about how you look i think your a sweet and nice guy blah blah i really like you your different from other guys blah blah" then when we finally meet... bang friendzoned. with the excuse "oh its not because i dont like you, i just dont want a reletionship blah blah " then next day shes in a ******* reletionship with some asshole just because he is "hot" then gets ****** over by him. this has happened to me literally about 5 times on the past 2 years. most of the things on that pic i posted are real and happen with most girls, because i have experienced them first hand and seen many of my friends go through the same thing. and us guys have it way harder, you women just sit there and wait for us guys to fight over you, and then you pick the hottest one. its true that nice guys get no where with women. well unless your hot aswell.
User avatar #159 to #137 - reptaur
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i'm a guy. Maybe you shouldn't be soooo focused on getting a relationship and just get laid if girls think you're hot. I kinda personally like being single because then i can flirt with lots of different chicks and have sex with more than just one girl. And I also don't have to spend all my time worrying about one chick. But that's just me. From my experience chicks want to date.
User avatar #162 to #159 - dildobarbarian
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but they dont want to have sex or anything either, the point was that they wanted me because they thought i was hot, and when they met me in person they realised i wasnt they didnt want anything to do with me. i dont care about sex or getting laid with loads of random girls.
User avatar #164 to #162 - reptaur
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oh. Bitches think I'm hot and are down to ****. So i've never understood these friendzone posts to much. I mean I have been friendzoned before obviously, but then i just stop being there friend. Maybe you should kind of act like a dick. Chicks go crazy for that ****.
User avatar #173 to #164 - dildobarbarian
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i could act like a dick but then that means they would like me because i am being an asshole, and im not, i'd rather spend the rest of my life being me, the nice guy i am and risk never getting a decent girl rather than act an asshole and have them like me for it when im not. ahhh women are just complicated. i have given up on them now anyways, i figured i can live without them, focus on my degree and career lol much more important matters :)
User avatar #180 to #173 - reptaur
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I'm naturally a nice guy too. I'm not saying be a total asshole, but if a girl KNOWS she can have you then she is a lot less likely to chase you. Like if she asks you to hangout just be like "maybe i dont know if i have plans" and **** like that. Make them wonder whether or not they can actually snag you, and then they'll chase you more. Just saying
User avatar #185 - dirtydamhippie
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He is the.....Alpha Beta!
#209 to #185 - anon id: dc211c1b
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Needs some Alpha Beta from Revenge of the Nerds.