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US Grade Beef

US Grade Beef. A little joke about home-grown USA products.. File: ; (61 KB, 640x480) I see that in the US they' re complaining about halal meat. They want thei

A little joke about home-grown USA products.

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I see that in the US they' re complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the
American way... but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being
shot by a classmate?
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Holy **** OP
******* hilarious
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User avatar #27 - jokexplain ONLINE (06/16/2014) [+] (67 replies)
serious question, no hating:
what is the american way of killing a cow?
inb4 enrolling it in high school etc
#68 to #27 - mvtjets ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Is......is jokexplain asking us to explain something?
Is......is jokexplain asking us to explain something?
#3 - mrsnowballs (06/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
#12 - swagloon (06/16/2014) [-]
Didn't see that one coming. 10/10 'Merica joke.
Didn't see that one coming. 10/10 'Merica joke.
User avatar #61 - vincentlaw (06/16/2014) [+] (24 replies)
what is halal meat exactly?

it's not horse meat cause that's illegal or some ****
User avatar #63 to #61 - Hyoukin (06/16/2014) [-]
In Islamic culture, Halal is a word that means "permissible" in Arabic. For food to be considered "halal" it must adhere to the guidelines of Islamic law. In terms of meat, to be considered halal, it must first not be a "forbidden" cut like pork. Secondly, halal meat is slaughtered under a set number of guidelines including pronouncing the name of Allah (God) during slaughter, slitting the animal's throat with a sharp instrument as to reduce pain and suffering, the meat must be bled dry as they cannot consume the blood, and the animal must not have been fed a diet consisting of any animal by-products during it's lifetime. It's similar in fashion to kosher meats and products, more or less.
#86 - knightfinch ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
MFW I realized I'm an American
MFW I realized I'm an American
#9 - anonexplains (06/16/2014) [+] (18 replies)
Guns don't kill people, Americans kill people.
And Texans kill Americans.
Remember.
User avatar #14 to #9 - leafonthewind (06/16/2014) [-]
texas mentioned
swell with gunpowder and Dr.Pepper
#103 - samxdaxman (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
An American joke that's funny that's not insulting our weight or calling us stupid?

I think I like this.
#4 - mango (06/16/2014) [-]
#96 - matheomaidana (06/17/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#13 - AlexPaincakes (06/16/2014) [-]
Damn good one OP 10/10

mfw
#130 - truesmokewolf (06/17/2014) [+] (37 replies)
Pretty funny but really. We could stop this **** if we armed the teachers. Seriously! When was the last time a guy with a gun said "Damn! I can't go shoot kids at the school... they don't allow guns! **** me! Guess I'll just go somewhere else." But you can bet your ass they wouldn't try to pull that **** if there was basically a well-trained marksman in every goddam room.
#135 to #130 - ihatecrocs (06/17/2014) [-]
Well, supervising loud, sometimes obnoxious children for 8 hours a day can get pretty frustrating jus sayin, who's to say a teacher won't just snap any moment and turn on the students? In a case like that an armed teacher would be a bad idea, or what if a student happens to get a hold of the gun from a distracted teacher?
#60 - speedymcgee (06/16/2014) [-]
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#144 - electricpillow (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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#102 - maaarknuuuut (06/17/2014) [-]
A cow could make it in our educational system
#188 - adrenalinegiraffe (06/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
It's almost like America isn't that great of a country.
User avatar #97 - Lintutu (06/17/2014) [-]
meh. wasn't that funny
User avatar #2 - turtletroll ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
****** lol'd
#70 - groovierpoet (06/16/2014) [-]
Did not see that one coming.
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