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two kinds of people

change ! Blue pill = drowning to death.
Rad pill = burning to death.
You faggets will argue aver anything...
to not take either M them.
I choose tn take all of them.
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Submitted: 12/14/2015
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#1 - totallytito (12/14/2015) [-]
Drown then burn. The flames are extinguished.
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User avatar #69 to #1 - suchusername (12/15/2015) [-]
You can get drown on alcohol right? hehe
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#37 to #1 - cpawsome (12/15/2015) [-]
You don't understand the logic.
It's not saying water, or fire by gas.
It's absolutes.
Taking both would be death either way.
And even if it was water and gas. The gas would burn you to death even if you were soaked in water.
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#51 to #1 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
or you v´could get deepfired.
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User avatar #68 to #1 - muggle (12/15/2015) [-]
Death + Death = Life
They cancel each other out
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User avatar #63 to #1 - cadencee (12/15/2015) [-]
Head held in water while the rest of your body was set on fire... I thought it was a simple concept.
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#60 to #1 - neruuub (12/15/2015) [-]
Chemical burns. Dumped in a tank of acid, you drown while you burn to death.
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User avatar #48 to #1 - masterboll (12/15/2015) [-]
drown in liquid fire
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User avatar #36 to #1 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Um no, burning on the outside, drowning on the inside...
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#42 to #1 - itbelongstocat (12/15/2015) [-]
Drowned in gasoline then burned...?
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#55 to #1 - myjunk (12/15/2015) [-]
**myjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**myjunk rolled image**
The flames are extinguished, the pain is not
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User avatar #2 to #1 - wedgehead (12/14/2015) [-]
And you're still drowning.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - totallytito (12/14/2015) [-]
And becoming one with my hawaiian ocean
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#4 to #3 - zepplinfailure (12/14/2015) [-]
Tito wins again
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#5 to #4 - totallytito (12/14/2015) [-]
There was nothing to win to begin with.
I was already a land whale
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#28 to #3 - shinyarmor ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
YOU MUST MOVE TO SURVIVE!
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#32 - jagoz (12/15/2015) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #32 - theugandanhero (12/15/2015) [-]
I loved that scene
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#52 to #32 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
tfw you about to drown in jamaal's watery mixtapes in liquid form .
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#58 - kurawolf (12/15/2015) [-]
GIF
**kurawolf used "*roll picture*"**
**kurawolf rolled image** I choose this.
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#79 to #58 - kairasilvermist (01/02/2016) [-]
Koakuma's officially lost it....

Need to go tell Patchouli

I am taking this .gif
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#71 to #58 - thegreentornado (12/15/2015) [-]
Gee Bill, TWO tounges?
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User avatar #8 - thechosentroll (12/14/2015) [-]
Burn to death. That way I can hug someone I hate and take them with me.
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User avatar #16 to #8 - moonmist (12/15/2015) [-]
Can't you drown to death while bear hugging someone and taking them down with you?
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User avatar #31 to #16 - thechosentroll (12/15/2015) [-]
You don't have to be underwater to drown. It's enough for someone to pour a glass of water down your nose. Or stab you in the lungs, so they fill up with blood. Burning to death without being on fire is a lot more difficult.
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User avatar #29 to #16 - drunkasaurus (12/15/2015) [-]
much more difficult
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User avatar #15 - ribbedandstudded (12/15/2015) [-]
Hypothermia or hyperthermia:

If you to choose one to die from,which would you choose?

i'd pick the red pill. Anything but asphyxiation... scary **** happens when you'ree deprivedof oxygen...
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#17 to #15 - ruped (12/15/2015) [-]
Wouldn't the flames just burn up all the oxygen in your lungs anyway?
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User avatar #21 to #17 - ninesundev (12/15/2015) [-]
Yes, but you pass out before that happens due to the massiv pain.
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#54 to #17 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
the oxygen in your lungs is not the same oxygen that is powering your brain at that moment.
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User avatar #18 to #15 - lennylorenzo (12/15/2015) [-]
Both
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#61 to #15 - nushroom (12/15/2015) [-]
why though?
seriously, ive seen a video of someone being burned alive, they were still moving when the flames went out...
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#62 to #15 - ptolomeus (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah usually you die.
****** scary yo.
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User avatar #64 to #15 - cadencee (12/15/2015) [-]
Ive almost drowned before. Its bad but not anywhere near as bad as burning would be. Suffocation is one of the least unpleasant ways to die, you just get light headed then fall asleep essentially. Heart pumps really hard though.
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User avatar #38 to #15 - cpawsome (12/15/2015) [-]
Blue pill.
Drowned once.
It's not so bad, your nose burns, but as soon as you give into inhaling water it's over.
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#53 to #38 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
i agree.

i nearly drowned once at age 6.
that burning feeling upon recovering after being pulled out was plenty more painful than inhaling the pool water.
i didnt totally black out for long as i could still feel someone grab my arm to pull me out and then hang me upside down for a second until i started coughing up water.
also, dogpaddling myself up to just below the surface from near the bottom was just something my body did as a reflex instinctively at the time before i ever got any swim lessons.
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User avatar #40 to #38 - thesinful (12/15/2015) [-]
Might have to agree. I've got enough burn scars
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User avatar #44 - advice (12/15/2015) [-]
drown to death.... in pussy
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User avatar #35 - kirkbot (12/15/2015) [-]
take both, drown in lava
oops
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#6 - Tusura (12/14/2015) [-]
GIF
This is a choice between Terror or Pain.

I choose the red pill, but I get to pick how the flames take me.

Genos, I need your Incinerator for a few moments.
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#39 to #6 - theydontlikeu (12/15/2015) [-]
drowning is too scary, i choose being burned to death. less scary.
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#57 to #39 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
But being burned to death is one of, if not the, most painful way to go.
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User avatar #73 to #39 - assdoreponyfucker (12/15/2015) [-]
drowning makes you high and pass out much longer before you die. burning you suffer
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User avatar #70 - veganmilkebab (12/15/2015) [-]
There are no comments on that image of people deciding to puth both of those in their anus.

I'm disappointed.
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#66 - fuccmylifeupfamily (12/15/2015) [-]
>take red pill
>catch on fire
>take blue pill
>water floods over you
>fire dies out
>heat evaporates water
>walk away unscathed
>slip on banana peel and break neck
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User avatar #47 - zeroxnight (12/15/2015) [-]
You drown and burned to death by Burning oil. You drown in the flammable liquid to death while burning to death. Or Lava. Which ever floats your boat.
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#49 to #47 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
GIF
If I choose the one that floats my boat then I'll be fine, because I'll be floating in my boat.
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#74 to #49 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
just because the boat is floating, doesn't mean you are in it
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#75 to #74 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
It's *my* boat, I can be in it if I want.
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User avatar #46 - bunt (12/15/2015) [-]
I heard from someone who has drowned and then been resuscitated that once you start breathing in the water it becomes a pleasant experience. APPARENTLY the water essentially replaces the oxygen and you just pass out from there, its the holding your breath struggling for life that is the brutal part apparently.
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User avatar #56 to #46 - vikingfaen (12/15/2015) [-]
I've also heard from someone who drowned and was brought back that it feels like your lungs are on fire though.
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User avatar #76 to #56 - bunt (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah but that would be from holding their breath for so long in desperation. What I mean is once the person gives up and takes in a big breath of water its almost painless. Im no doctor though this is just going off anothers story
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User avatar #77 to #76 - vikingfaen (12/16/2015) [-]
I think it'd be hard to not panic though.
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User avatar #78 to #77 - bunt (12/17/2015) [-]
Oh for sure, that would still be a ****** situation haha
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User avatar #50 to #46 - shugudugs (12/15/2015) [-]
That's genuinely comforting
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User avatar #45 - Gandalfthewhite (12/15/2015) [-]
so by taking both would you drown in boiling water? since you'll still be burnt and you'll have to drown by inhaling boiling water
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#43 - racistwaffle ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
Take both then nothing happens and i can move on with my day.
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#26 - linkgamer (12/15/2015) [-]
Red pill. Fire kills my nerves, I black out, and done. Plus you could
A) take an asshole with you
B) have your ashes pressured into jewels.
not kidding, that how my cousins are going out, they're being incinerated then, through a process with lots of heat and pressure, don't ask me for the company I don't know, they get turned into precious stones with choice of color.
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User avatar #25 - vladhellsing (12/15/2015) [-]
Ever seen a man on fire? What's the first thing he does? He jumps in the water.
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#11 - samoaspider ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
which one of those is diet?
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#72 - synystyr ONLINE (12/15/2015) [-]
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#65 - deadmaniii (12/15/2015) [-]
I figure drowning in boiling water should do the trick.
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#33 - anon (12/15/2015) [-]
Take them, find out the chemical composition in my lab, produce a few hundred, slip them into my enemies drinks. Watch them gasp for air or combust into flames.
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