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be on date with my
girlfriend
is she' s foreign
r - > took a flight dawn here
8 KB JPG for winter
we' re hanging out in the
park
is she has a wierd twitter addiction
is won' t stop Meeting
is ask her to stop and have a normal
conversation
re she leeks me in the eyes and sends a
tweet
get pissed off and scream at her
aleafe
is feel bad about the breakup
buy a sandwich from Subway to make it
up to her
is eat fresh
get back to park
is she' s still there meeting
call her name
a toss pieces of toasted bread on the
ground
is she mans over and eats them
my girlfriend' s a bird
...
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Submitted: 04/25/2014
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#1 - thirdoffive (04/25/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Plot twist; you're a bird too
#4 to #3 - dildodude (04/25/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled image**
Subway's owners FW one of his managers is a bald nignog with a ridiculous mustashe
#10 - skinsfutureqb (04/26/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I'm still trying to figure out how a bird gets addicted to twitter.....
#16 to #10 - tepelstreeltje (04/26/2014) [-]
You're a special kind of special, aren't you?
#7 - privilege (04/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Goddamit... I love these types of stories that get your mind twisted.
#36 - raberintodesu (04/26/2014) [-]
"Took a flight down here for the winter"
#22 - Orc (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**Orc rolled image** Girlfriend's FW
#45 - srapture (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well, 'course she's a bird. She ain't gonna be a bloke, is she? (British commoners often refer to women as birds, in case any non-Britons didn't get that)
#37 - mrgoodlove (04/26/2014) [-]
Hfw
#56 - amproductions (04/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"Took a flight down here for the winter"
"Took a flight down here for the winter"
#47 - pyrollama (04/26/2014) [-]
**pyrollama rolled image**

GF FW you brought her bread
User avatar #8 - mrsnowballs (04/25/2014) [-]
I fell for that one
#35 - ludislavonac (04/26/2014) [-]
hah, had me this time
#57 - saltcat (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
HFW she looks him in the eye and posts another tweet.
#46 - juha (04/26/2014) [-]
inb4 ************* breadcrumbs
#20 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/26/2014) [+] (6 replies)
oh lord...
User avatar #41 - zytherman (04/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I think thats the worst one of these "Plot twist" stories, i figured it out after the first mention of twitter
#50 to #41 - anonymous (04/26/2014) [-]
I totally believe you, man.
#32 - twelveinchessoft (04/26/2014) [-]
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#28 - volavis (04/26/2014) [-]
**volavis rolls 890**
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