True story

there's your damn contradiction.

Does anyone know where this picture is from?

starburst contradiction commercial

Ahhh, haha.
Thanks, saw it, was funny.

Asian Scottish man?

Oh, he's also a contradiction.
Fuck I'm retarded.

google it...i did.

I tried, it just came up with loads of people using the picture.

Contradiction?
Excuse me sir, but people often turn to prostitution because they've run out of options and desperately need money.
And sex for hire is not innately immoral.

mfw I made that pic

One day this will be so small his head will just be a skin template.
And Yaranaika will happen.

I also haven't got anything good as an image to post so have some stuff.

Mott Romnoy

I never got the difference between beta and omega

Beta's the second letter in the greek alphabet. Omega's the last.

really? wow then that book must suck really fucking bad.

Haha, it wasn't the greastest book I ever read

i never read it but i heard it's overrated bullshit.

Not really. In catcher, Holden turned down the prostitute after he bought her services. Here, it's the other way around. And probably for the better too, because he would have had years of regret and probably even a bit of depression had he lost his virginity to a prostitute. It doesn't seem like it, but she spared him from more agony.

Spam javelin

I do believe it is in fact Holden, the male protagonist of "Catcher in the Rye" who refuses the sexual relations with the female prostitute, henceforth not him being friendzoned by the prostitute.

Ah, but the Holden does not refuse, he is simply too pussy to sleep with a woman. He instead, my dear friend, makes an excuse to why he cannot have relations with her and sends her on her way.

I do believe your assumption can be perceived as correct, however, the female prostitute does later return in the next chapter to feast upon Holden's spam javelin. Sure, the novel states that she came back to "demand he pays the extra 5 bucks", but in reality, she was cock hungry.

Lmao that made my day. "Spam javelin"

"semi attractive"
"pic related; her"

The girl in that picture is fucking hot.

don't worry, i grew up, my meatballs are way bigger now

dude your story... spaghetti everywhere...

did you really fuck up that bad?

horribly, yet i may be pleased about this..

it's bad form speaking ill of a friend like this, but she was DENSE, you wouldn't believe..
also, the next boyfriend she had knocked her up and is stuck with her.. (she really wanted a family at a young age)

she had an amazing body though..

well as long as you didnt fuck up this badly

10/10 would read again

did not..
happy to say i've never shat myself when fornicating..

related; had the gif, but lost it, enjoy:
www.break.com/usercontent/2007/1/4/man-puking-on-a-stripper-at-bachelor-party-203826

Spaghetti?

Spaghetti, in internet terms, is to say something is embarrassing.

i.e you shit all over the bed and spaghetti starts coming out of every orifice

I love how your profile pic kind of coinsides w/ your comment.

i didn't even notice that lol

Like prostitutes give a fuck, they have seen all the dicks for a lifetime. They just want the money.