True Romance

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#59 to #45 - brothergrimm (01/22/2013) [-]

i think it's trying to communticate

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#63 to #59 - mookiez (01/22/2013) [-]

What do We do? Maybe if I poke it it might to something.

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#10 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)

All that's fine and dandy but what if she tried to retaliate?

I know I would if I was in her place.

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#13 to #10 - N. Korean citizen (01/22/2013) [-]

"tried" being the operative word.

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#34 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)

So every girl before her chose the heart...why?

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#80 to #34 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/22/2013) [-]

I think...I think it's more of not saying him taking the heart is a choice. They just said no to the marriage, and he took their heart. I don't think he said "Marry me or I take your heart."

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#82 to #80 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]

lol, finally someone who gets my question. That's true, but I think the surgical equipment and incision marks are kind of a giveaway, lol

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#89 to #82 - kerfufflemachtwo (01/23/2013) [-]

Yeah. So, it's kind of an implied choice. He doesn't say it, but he doesn't have to.

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#37 to #34 - deescalation ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]

because he bought them...from a slaughterhouse, as mentioned in lines one and two.

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#40 to #37 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]

Yes, I can read, thank you. Not what I was talking about.

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#58 to #40 - womo (01/22/2013) [-]

Calm down you might give yourself a heart attack.

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#83 to #58 - BigDoktor (01/22/2013) [-]

I don't have a heart, I gave it away to somebody

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#42 to #34 - rogueninja (01/22/2013) [-]

She's the first girl. The hearts are from the pigs. Also he doesn't tell her he's going to take her heart he just asks her to marry him and her fear convinces her to say yes.

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#74 - killerblue (01/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)

> not just leaving them in the fridge

> not telling now you know to much

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#76 to #74 - zzzanzitron (01/22/2013) [-]

>alcohol can do
>fridge needs way more electricity to keep it than in alcohol

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#81 - pornoranger (01/22/2013) [-]

explains why the ugliest man, draped in excrements and equipped with the personality of an oyster will eventually get a girlfriend, but OP won't.

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#77 - peeta (01/22/2013) [-]

am i the only one thinking wtf is the white stuff in the jars

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#6 - eisdrachen (01/22/2013) [-]

holy shit I lol'ed so hard

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#2 - alwaysreadthetags (01/22/2013) [-]

That is fucking brilliant!

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#51 - pedodelphia (01/22/2013) [-]

**pedodelphia rolled a random image posted in comment #2774529 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** I love it

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