year is 2100
is your ll tth birthday to day
children, grandchildren, , and grandchildren are here
u are in the hospital on a respirator
think you don' t have too many months left to live
u tum your head to the side to face your grandchildren, the eldest is holding a cake with three on it
are all lit
batman closed down many many decades ago thanks to the internet safety act
wolfthing but a forbidden page
made you sad, but you will always remember it
Blow out the candles grandaddy."
cake is placed on a tray beside you
respirator is taken off to blow out the candles
u blow out the candles in one go
family looks at you in shock
u have n' t spoken in years
u start to sit up
family is shocked
Trips! Fuck you scrubs I got trips!"
u leap out of the hospital bed and old out both your middle fingers to your family
u dance the Solair dance
I got fucking trips! None of you faggots will ever get tripel"
u collapse to the faor