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#158 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
Alright guys, here it goes
>be me, 13 or 14 years old
>see 8/10 in my algebra class. only decent looking girl I've seen in a while that I have a chance with
>never had a gf before, btw
>decide to talk to her
>sit next to her in algebra because **** the seating chart
>get to know her and find out that she is really nice and smart and funny and stuff
>that feel when she has bf
>bf is also my friend
>towards the end of the year he tells me that they broke up
>" **** YESSS, **** YOUUUUUUUU!"
>didn't really say that, but wanted to
>decide to ask her to 8th grade dance
>too nervous, go alone
>junior year now. i've dated a couple times (each one failed, miserably). she's been single ever since she dated that guy from eighth grade. in love with her now. she considers me to be "like her brother"
>we're both pretty smart, so for the last 3 years we've had almost all the same honors classes
>it's like destiny wants us to ****
>all our friends think we are dating or we should be dating
>they always ask me if we are dating, and it kills me to say no
>things change junior year. despite having 4/5 classes together, we start to lose touch
>she does some things that may have been really ****** , or may have just been a complete misunderstanding
>still love her
>don't care if she hates me for some reason, i'm asking her to prom this year. wish me luck guys

inb4 ur rly gay
#237 to #158 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
bigger balls then i have......
bigger balls then i have......
User avatar #238 to #237 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
Well, let's not get carried away here. I haven't asked her out yet. So for the time being, the size of our testicles at least fairly comparable.
User avatar #239 to #238 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
thing is even if i know my crush liked me i couldn't ask her out.............i get too.............choked up?......idk .......at least you had dates
User avatar #240 to #239 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
And I was better at talking to them through text than in real life. Hell, I couldn't even hold a conversation with them when we were talking on the phone, let alone in real life. Just act confident, even if you aren't. Bitches luv dat
User avatar #241 to #240 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
i can barely hold a conversation on the internet ......i'm not the confident type...i always over think things....and mess up on the simplest of tasks ... i know you might be tired of hearing this on funnyjunk.....sorry
User avatar #242 to #241 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
That last sentence is where you need to stop, bro. Also, stop with the small text, because you are not the type of person who types in small text. Your are an important person. Hell, from now on, type in BIG TEXT. Stop over-thinking, and just live with your gut. When it comes to taking risks, don't even think twice. Regardless of how bad you fail or **** up, you'll be grateful you took that blind leap of faith. believe me broski
User avatar #243 to #242 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
ok...i'll stop using small text because it bothers you....sorry it's just ... i had a ruff week....so i feel like a bother to everyone...
User avatar #244 to #243 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
what exactly happened?
User avatar #245 to #244 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
well...my test grades have bin going down.......fast......so i felt vary paranoid and stressed so i've been going on funnyjunk more then usual so i can get the stress out...
User avatar #246 to #245 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
I know that feeling too well brah
#247 to #246 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
my grades are vary important to me ....i know it's not a big deal for some people but my mom's dieing dream is for me to finish collage and im still a freshmen in high school ... and i feel like i'm going insane
User avatar #248 to #247 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm currently a Junior, but I had the same thing when I was a Freshmen. First trimester I finished with a 3.6 gpa, then it dropped to 3.2, and then halfway through the final trimester, I had a 2.4 but I was able to bring it up to a 3.0. I slacked a lot as a freshmen and I just felt like everything was out of my control, and that it would only get worse as I went through Highschool. Then, to begin Sophomore year, I was enrolled in 3 honors classes, so you can tell I felt like I was in over my head. then, after the first 6 weeks of my usual slacker-ness, my interim report card came back and I magically had a 3.8 gpa. It really encouraged me to get my **** together, and overall as a Sophomore, I had a 4.0, 4.2 and 4.0. As a Junior, I have 4 AP classes, so it's kinda been hell, but I just missed a 4.4 by 1% point on my English grade. Believe me, as you advance into High School and you start taking honors classes, **** gets so much easier. You'd think it'd be the opposite, but it's really not. My advice for you would be to try to get through Freshmen year, but make sure you enjoy yourself as much as possible. High School is one of the most fun periods of your life, and now that I'm in my second to last year of it, I miss being a freshmen because I know that I'll feel horrible once it's over. Life really is short, so do your best to have fun. Hate to be a faggot, but YOLO really applies here.
User avatar #250 to #248 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
anyways....i see what you're getting at
User avatar #251 to #250 - iliekcereal (11/24/2012) [-]
It gets better dude, trust me
User avatar #252 to #251 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
thanks for the hope....
User avatar #249 to #248 - betaguy (11/24/2012) [-]
at least you use yolo correctly instead with applying with partying
#223 to #158 - mycatlookedatme (11/23/2012) [-]
I'm sorry for the pony gif.   
   
But it really is hug time.
I'm sorry for the pony gif.

But it really is hug time.
User avatar #227 to #223 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
Ill accept that hug <3
#212 to #158 - yentabear ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
God speed, bro.
User avatar #225 to #212 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
but... it's scary D:
User avatar #229 to #225 - yentabear ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
I SAID..

GOD..

SPEED.
DO HER PROUD.
Literally.
User avatar #230 to #229 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
but.... okay
User avatar #232 to #230 - yentabear ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Yus.
User avatar #166 to #158 - fluttersparkle (11/23/2012) [-]
i have had a lot of friends that say stuff like this and wuss out when the time comes... you up for the challenge bro?
User avatar #168 to #166 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
eh, the way I see it, it's better to burn a bridge than to spend eternity waiting to cross.
User avatar #170 to #168 - fluttersparkle (11/23/2012) [-]
... and so the feels and deep thought continue... well this has been an interesting day...
User avatar #174 to #170 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
sorry bro.
#161 to #158 - lazyvoltage (11/23/2012) [-]
ur rly gay

Nah, that was sad man. All luck to you. Destiny wants you to **** .
User avatar #162 to #161 - iliekcereal (11/23/2012) [-]
thanks bro
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