Title. I am the most remarkable unremarkable person you'll ever meet.. C) Anonymous (ID: ) EKV) 0510211 3( Thu) 1 1 252241 is Be a guy is Out at a legal club ho
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I am the most remarkable unremarkable person you'll ever meet.

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C) Anonymous (ID: ) EKV) 0510211 3( Thu) 1 1 252241
is Be a guy
is Out at a legal club hoping get laid
is See a hat girl eying me
is I over to her and chat about things and stuff
is She asks if I want to go back to her place for Some "fun"
is I agree and back to her place
is She asks me to take eff my pants see my big package
is I take eff my pants and she says, "oh my, that' s huge, I' m not sure my mouth can handle it"
is She gees down en me and it feels amazing
is She stops and says, ''I don' t want to use it all up, you still have another hold to do"
is She takes eff her pants and reveals her amazing ass and says, "go for it, fill my ass up with cum"
SURE IF is I **** her amazing ass and it feels.... well take a guess
is After sex she tells me, "wow, it' s good to know I' m not the only gay guy arm here, I was starting to think this town
was nothing but homophobes and in the closet republicans"
what" I think to myself
HE gets up and it turns em he was lying on his dick and I didn' t see it
Well, I have to get going new, I have a let to do and I' d like to sleep in my ewn bed," I say
I understand, see you around" HE tells me
MM I just lest my virginity to an effeminate gay guy
Do you have any anemic porn or the link he the rar file?
happens to the best of us, man
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#16 - bronychef (05/03/2013) [-]
"The moment he said 'Things and Stuff I knew I was going home with him..."
#6 - sidathon (05/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Lost all of it at "happens to the best of us"

I think that if it happend to me i'd just carry on with my life, maybe see if i can overcome my fears and do it again, i'm not saying i'd suck his cock or put my ass on the line, just that if you enjoy it the first time who's to say you're not going to enjoy it a next time...
Also i have a friend who lost his V-card to a trap, he had regrets, but now he's quite the player around bitches.
#8 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#32 - walcorn (05/03/2013) [-]
Lucky guy
#13 - secretdestroyers (05/03/2013) [-]
Talking about things and stuff you say?
Talking about things and stuff you say?
#7 - joaomartins ONLINE (05/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ain't we all ...no ? just me ???
Ain't we all ...no ? just me ???
#45 - localcatbarber (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't useally care for these kinds of jokes, but ads are useally related to something from the content, right?
#33 - veryinteresting (05/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
in the end, does it matter? Really.. "she" was good looking, it felt good, you enjoyed it. So, in conclution, it really doesent matter. You can try to argue that all you want, but it really doesent matter.
User avatar #37 to #35 - thathorse (05/03/2013) [-]
Let's be honest you would too, just you wouldn't brag about it afterwards (or mention it ever).
#11 - whackywonka (05/03/2013) [-]
Cowboy buttsex...
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Fake and gay.

There is no way you could make that kind of 'mistake' that easily. Not to mention that anal sex is not as simple as porn would have you believe.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yutdollacwwwthree (05/02/2013) [-]
I guess you know from experience.
User avatar #36 - sandez (05/03/2013) [-]
lol I got no problem with what he did don't get me wrong but c'mon, you don't **** someone up the ass and not notice their ******* testicles.
User avatar #14 - contradiction (05/03/2013) [+] (13 replies)
how does a guy have an amazing ass though.
#24 to #14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
I'm a guy with a 25 inch waist and 36 inch hips. Waist being right below the naval and hips being the largest part of the ass. Most girls tell me they wish they had an ass like me -_- Iz no fun, no?
#3 - iliekbats ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
did it feel good? are you still a heterosexual? if yes, then what's the deal?
#40 - inevitabledeath (05/03/2013) [-]
me gusta that this gave me a semi?
#20 - winglit ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Ive ****** a bottle of body wash before... Id put my dick in just about anything
User avatar #15 - randyh (05/03/2013) [-]
wtf does he mean by it "happens to the best of us" how many people have made this mistake
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