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Anonymous (ID: ) trl/
years in the future
There are time machines
Alternate tim elm e, Jesus never existed, neither
did Christianity
eventually died off EX cept for some
select peaces in Israel.
slime dude reads the Jewish prophesies and
decides to go back in time and fuck with
everyone.
we uses the time machine and goes back to
around 5 BC.
swings his pregnant girlfriend
Tells everyone she' s a virgin
selten the baby is born, he shoots a flare up into the sky
swiss men think it' s a star, come to the barn where they landed.
allude puts the baby in the pigs food because he doesn' t know any better.
sober" the baby turns about 20, he sends him back to his time.
L. sses future techniques to make himself look like his son
Becomes Jesus.
fucks with people' s minds until he gets arrested.
L. sses cloning to create another of him, so he doesn' t die
Ah: Mmes back and teleports into the cave.
Teleports into the room with the disciples.
selten he' s done, says he' s going to be with God, just heads back to his own time
oreoes that the world sucks with Christianity, too much war and shit
Tries to go back and stop himself by killing the Jewish prophets.
mice ' t realize his time machine only has half power
nly goes to the 192 Os.
Shaves him mustache to fit in
in the ms after he can' t get back, and becomes a German artist
rejected from art school
pissed, becomes a politician
acreages the Nazi party
Iremember his goal to kill the Jews
Tries to kill them all and take over the world, but gets trapped
bout to be captured in a warehouse, gives up
Pulis out so me teeth to throw them off the track
back to his own time on his fixed time machine.
You win.
what did ijust read
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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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#2 - sabat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #3 to #2 - bensho ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
He didn't create the German Worker's Party, but he changed the name to the Nazi Party.
User avatar #5 - schmitty ONLINE (04/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>goes back with pregnant girlfriend to around 5 BC
I was unaware that in the future the gestation period for a human went from about 9 months to 5 years.
#9 - shaddz (04/22/2013) [-]
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#17 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
Bullshat
User avatar #19 - thefortysecond (04/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so you're saying hitler was jesus?
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profit?
#26 to #19 - anonymous (04/22/2013) [-]
*Prophet
#15 - djequalizee (04/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - grrphc ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
Dear lord, sure is cOLD up in here.
#35 - anonymous (05/04/2013) [-]
You are assuming the time traveling per year takes up power at a constant rate. You are not factoring the energy start up cost of "rippling" time. Once the time continuum has been rippled initially the energy cost after that should not be nearly as costly. Not to mention half power doesn't mean exactly half it is just an easy/convenient story mechanic to mean the machine didn't have enough power thus lies the conflict. Can't take the half too literally. Your reasoning is just as flawed as the story.
#25 - fadfasdfasdfasdfas (04/22/2013) [-]
He started 4000 years in the future so it was approx. the year 6000. With his time machine at half power trying to go 6000 years, he would have ended up 3000 years before his time. He ended up roughly in the year 3000. this story is flawed. Jews survive.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - remsaman (04/22/2013) [-]
BC, or BCE, is referred to as 'before current era' in historical non-religious terms.

yes master troller, the universe would still exist without jesus.
#1 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
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