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Cl Anonymous (ID: fixx/ Few) M/ 24/ 12( Tue) 2241: 59
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don' t feel like it. Ijust want Wu to hold me."
I said "WHAT?! What was that?!"
So she says the words every boyfriend en the planet dreads to hear...-
You' re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a weman enough fer me to satisfy your physical needs as a man".
She responded to my puzzled leek by saying. "Can' t you just Ieve me fer who I am and not what I do fer you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was goingto happen that night. I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted betake the day spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch then went shopping at a large unnamed department store. I walked around with
meawhile she tried en several very expensive outfits. She couldn' t decide which ene to take, I told herbe' djust butthen all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes,
SC) I said "Let' s get a painter each outfit."
We went department where she picked em a pair earrings. Let me tell you- she was excited. She must have thought that I was ene wave shed ma
shipwreck. I started bethink she was testing me because she asked tentennis bracelet when she doesn' t even know heite playthings.
I think I threw her fer a loop when I said, "That' s fine haney." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction frem all the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let' s go to
Icould hardly contain I blurted out , "No haney. I dent feel like it."
Her face just went completely black as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
Then I said, "Honey, Ijust want you to HOLD this stuff fer a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough fer me to staticy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this leek like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can' t you just love me ferbie I am and not just forthe things I buy you?"
Apparently I' m not having sex tonight either, But at least that bitch knows I' m smarter than her.