This man. He knows how to handle women. Cl Anonymous (ID: fixx/ Few) M/ 24/ 12( Tue) 2241: 59 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
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This man. He knows how to handle women. Cl Anonymous (ID: fixx/ Few) M/ 24/ 12( Tue) 2241: 59 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

He knows how to handle women

Cl Anonymous (ID: fixx/ Few) M/ 24/ 12( Tue) 2241: 59
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don' t feel like it. Ijust want Wu to hold me."
I said "WHAT?! What was that?!"
So she says the words every boyfriend en the planet dreads to hear...-
You' re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a weman enough fer me to satisfy your physical needs as a man".
She responded to my puzzled leek by saying. "Can' t you just Ieve me fer who I am and not what I do fer you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was goingto happen that night. I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted betake the day spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch then went shopping at a large unnamed department store. I walked around with
meawhile she tried en several very expensive outfits. She couldn' t decide which ene to take, I told herbe' djust butthen all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes,
SC) I said "Let' s get a painter each outfit."
We went department where she picked em a pair earrings. Let me tell you- she was excited. She must have thought that I was ene wave shed ma
shipwreck. I started bethink she was testing me because she asked tentennis bracelet when she doesn' t even know heite playthings.
I think I threw her fer a loop when I said, "That' s fine haney." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction frem all the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let' s go to
the cashier."
Icould hardly contain I blurted out , "No haney. I dent feel like it."
Her face just went completely black as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
Then I said, "Honey, Ijust want you to HOLD this stuff fer a while. Youre just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough fer me to staticy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this leek like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can' t you just love me ferbie I am and not just forthe things I buy you?"
Apparently I' m not having sex tonight either, But at least that bitch knows I' m smarter than her.
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#11 - Common Pepe (04/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
*rollponyname*
#17 - slumberdonkey (04/25/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How do you know she is a bitch?
#32 - tanfapstick (04/26/2012) [-]
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#3 - TheHolyCaptain (04/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I like how the ID's aren't the same. This joke is used so often that OP didn't even have to finish it himself.
I like how the ID's aren't the same. This joke is used so often that OP didn't even have to finish it himself.
#24 - sreggin (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
so did u screen cap this repost? or are u reposting a reposter?
#13 - TheBoganglers (04/25/2012) [-]
Best thing I have ever read!
Best thing I have ever read!
#25 - mericafuckyeah (04/26/2012) [-]
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#42 - mikeguevara (04/26/2012) [-]
YOU ARE A GOD!!!!!
YOU ARE A GOD!!!!!
#38 - denbaby (04/26/2012) [-]
HFW no sex
User avatar #30 - redking (04/26/2012) [-]
Old joke is OLLLLLD
User avatar #22 - paradoxfag (04/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So....old...
User avatar #44 - richardastley (04/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Not complaining, but nobody else has seen this joke before? It's an old e-mail that used to be forwarded around a lot.
#21 - capnfappy (04/25/2012) [-]
HFW
#65 - widerbubbles ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
holy **** when i went to bed last night it only had 20 thumbs....
#41 - misteranderson (04/26/2012) [-]
**misteranderson rolled a random image posted in comment #3961440 at FJ Pony Thread **

Eww copypasta.
#54 - wutangconspirator (04/26/2012) [-]
this is her husband
this is her husband
User avatar #36 - photogeek (04/26/2012) [+] (14 replies)
I'm a girl but I agree with you. Both partners should appreciate the others favors.. likes physically, emotional, financial needs.
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