This is why I love /b/. . sup /h/ found this spider near my window anyone know what species it is? nearly bit me a few minutes ago. 3 posts omitted. Click Reple
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This is why I love /b/

sup /h/ found this spider near my window anyone know what species it is?
****** nearly bit me a few minutes ago.
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That species is extremely friendly, actually. It does not have the ability to puncture our skin, so bites don' t affect us.
Be gentle and roll it from palm to palm, watching it as it walks. It' s one of the few calm spiders.
That' s the spider.
They say if you let it walk around on your dick it brings , years good sexual luck.
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#6 - ZombieBro (03/08/2012) [+] (11 replies)
actually you have a higher chance of surviving a black widow bite (less than 1% fatality rate) than you do surviving the antivenom they would give you for said bite. Oh sure it would hurt like all hell and I invite you to introduce that bitch to your biggest pair of boots before it can get you, and you should probably get your ass to a hospital if you do get bit, but it's probably not gonna kill you (unless you have stupid amounts of bad luck).

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books.google.com/books?id=OvFxypZGPAAC&pg=PA300&dq=Latrodectism+antivenom+5%25&hl=en&sa=X&ei=qQENT_XAOcrX0QHJztnZBQ&ved=0CDAQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=Latrodectism%20antivenom%205%25&f=false

#30 - allthesmalltits (03/08/2012) [-]
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#219 - thriteenkid (03/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#332 - darman (03/09/2012) [-]
>On a camping trip
>Wake up with a spider on the celling of my tent
>Inspect closer
>Its a black widow
>Inspect even closer
>Its carrying eggs
>Run like ****
>Never go camping again
>I lied I love camping
#155 - sektormac (03/08/2012) [-]
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#371 - MarlaSinger (03/09/2012) [+] (6 replies)
i was bit by a spider once
#314 - rrack (03/08/2012) [+] (29 replies)
**rrack rolls 31**
#334 to #314 - themoe (03/09/2012) [-]
**themoe rolls 69** THIS IS FOR THE KIDS!
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User avatar #404 to #401 - shadowsmartyr (03/09/2012) [-]
That is the joke, it is a Black Widow. Far from harmless.
#397 - gurion (03/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#18 - failedfrontflip (03/08/2012) [-]
"look after my dog 4chan"
*picture of dead dog*
"your dog 404'd OP"
#36 - brandonius (03/08/2012) [-]
I love you 4chan, even if you're the looniest bastards on the net =)
#343 - delario (03/09/2012) [-]
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#393 - malizlewaa (03/09/2012) [+] (14 replies)
#106 - ragingbrony ONLINE (03/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#196 - albertjester (03/08/2012) [+] (9 replies)
well if your dumb enough to not reckognize a black widow then you diserve to die. decrease the surplus idiot population
well if your dumb enough to not reckognize a black widow then you diserve to die. decrease the surplus idiot population
#121 - klay (03/08/2012) [-]
give it cocaine, spiders love cocaine
give it cocaine, spiders love cocaine
#394 - yourfaced (03/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
/b/ was pretty cool a few days ago. Maybe it was because I was on at a different time than my usual.
#25 - poopsmere (03/08/2012) [-]
what i wouldve done if i saw that 						******					 anywhere in my home
what i wouldve done if i saw that ****** anywhere in my home
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