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#62
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pasiusquotum (01/01/2013) [+]
(2 replies)
>be 21
>lonely kissless vegetarian
>studying calculus in a school
>don't talk much
>start of new semester this week
>girl with a big head and hot ass sits at front of class facing the wall
>teacher comes runs into class late
>doesn't stop in time and slips out the window
>girl with the big head steps up to teach the class
>writes her name on the whiteboard with chalk
>can't read it but don't ask her
>she pulls up her pants and her face goes red
>picks up the Teacher's Rod and swishes the shape of my dick in the air
>I scrunch the page of my notepad up with nerves
>trying to text the police in my pocket
>she hears the ruffle of my cotton shorts
>walks briskly to my desk and whips me with the Teacher's Rod right above the ankle sock
>burst out with an "ahh feck"
>she looks up at the ceiling, farts
>everybody is screaming now
>try to grab the Rod
>miss and get whipped on the asshole
>the back of my shorts are ripped
>lonely kissless vegetarian
>studying calculus in a school
>don't talk much
>start of new semester this week
>girl with a big head and hot ass sits at front of class facing the wall
>teacher comes runs into class late
>doesn't stop in time and slips out the window
>girl with the big head steps up to teach the class
>writes her name on the whiteboard with chalk
>can't read it but don't ask her
>she pulls up her pants and her face goes red
>picks up the Teacher's Rod and swishes the shape of my dick in the air
>I scrunch the page of my notepad up with nerves
>trying to text the police in my pocket
>she hears the ruffle of my cotton shorts
>walks briskly to my desk and whips me with the Teacher's Rod right above the ankle sock
>burst out with an "ahh feck"
>she looks up at the ceiling, farts
>everybody is screaming now
>try to grab the Rod
>miss and get whipped on the asshole
>the back of my shorts are ripped
#72
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IamSofaKingdom (01/01/2013) [-] That "hork hork" makes me think of "work work work" from this guy every time I read it.
#53
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creosote (01/01/2013) [-] Looks like everyone else has already made the Zoidberg mating call reference...
#60
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leonhardt (01/01/2013) [-] Welp. I've already seen this shit like 6 times before.
Guess I'll go make some more Giant Robots or something.
Guess I'll go make some more Giant Robots or something.
#25
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (01/01/2013) [-] **cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #2496283 at MLP Friendly Board **
