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User avatar #35 - sunsetshimmer (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #2 - ravepen (06/18/2014) [+] (15 replies)
My beta story
>Be Me 16 on bus coming home
>8/10 Indian chick, curvy not fat, known for years
>she stis next to me
>we get along ok but never really talk
>converstion is awkward
>suddenly out of the blue she ask if i like her
>I blurt out "WHAT!?"
>she dosent respond
>she gets off bus
>We never talk again

I totally screwed that one up
#56 - unicornattacks (06/18/2014) [+] (17 replies)
Not so much beta, but holy **** I love this one
#7 - IamWhoIam (06/18/2014) [-]
"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN"
#20 - buldu (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
classic
#31 - toymoo (06/18/2014) [+] (8 replies)
#28 - perform (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is one of my favorites.
User avatar #87 - marcusvega ONLINE (06/18/2014) [+] (16 replies)
>Be 15
>In the school bus, got a crush on a french girl
>Only see her in the bus she's in a different grade.
>Tall, elegant and smart 8/10 and does ballet
>Fool around with her from time to time during first semester
>Starting to sit next to each other one week before the break
>Christmas break arrives
>Decide ill ask her out after the break (got a really good feeling)
>Don't see her in the bus when I come back
>This goes on for 1 month,
>Think maybe she left for France.
>After a while we learn what happened
>She has bone cancer... at ******* 16.
>Does chemo and looses all her hair yet apparently she's still smiling.
>Only get info through her friend, she's too sick to come to school.
>Near end of school, hear she's getting better and she's going to make it.
>Late summer, decide to show up at her house (maybe she's back from the hospital),
>Not sure which house she lives in, only know the street, so I knock at all of them, ask for Caroline and how she's is doing.
>Finally a little 12 year old boy answers with french accent.
>You dont know me ... bla bla bla... I'm a friend wanted to check out how she's doing.
>She died 1 week ago. (Metastasis and complications: kid didnt elaborate much)
>RealFeels.jpg
>Sit on the front door crying with her brother.
>My first crush died before I could ask her out
#29 - grimeyboi (06/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
recent beta story
>be me, 18 last Saturday
>ask friend and 8/10 girl round to watch England game and get drunk
>Mum had been baking and **** so all i had eaten all day is cake and toffee
>friend texts me to say he can't make it
>text 8/10 to tell her it will just be us and don't mind if she doesn't want to come anymore
>she says shes coming and wants to get really drunk
>thinking tonight could be the night
>she gets to my house
>i go to get bottle of vodka from my room
>cake and toffee make a reappearance
>throw up repeatedly in upstairs bathroom
>so violent she hears it downstairs
>go down to see look of disappointment and disgust on her face
>spend rest of the night watching England loose to Italy 2-1 in silence with sick bucket on my lap while she strokes my dog
>parents come home and laugh at me
>take her home
>mfw dog got further than i did
#118 - mrawesomepotato (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Worst beta story of my lifetime, it still gives me chills
>Have a gf in grade 9
>go to her house all the time
>never kissed, not even once
>Be sitting on couch with her
>get boner from her laying on my lap and it pokes the **** out of her
>she notices
>she is okay with it
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>the conversation we were having comes to a natural conclusion
>perfect time to kiss
>finallygonnahappen.bmi
>Lean down to kiss her, as her head was resting on my leg/lap
>the leaning motion caused my boner to poke into her face
>the leaning motion also made me fart
>her eye gets poked by my boner and I fart before I even kiss her
>she tries to get up and my head hits hers
>she gets a bloody ******* nose
>she grabs her nose and chokes on some blood and the smell of my fart
>I was told to leave
>we haven't talked since
>but since we never officially broke up, I still have a gf
#38 - badgerbaiting (06/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>Be me   
>First time with a girl   
>Nervous, but everything's going well   
>Just getting to the good part when Dad pokes his head around the door   
>Laughs and says "Love, you need to raise your standards"   
>She gets awkward   
>Leaves   
>Proceed to weenk (weep and wank)   
   
It was a year until I finally managed to lose my v-card.   
   
Th-thanks Dad...
>Be me
>First time with a girl
>Nervous, but everything's going well
>Just getting to the good part when Dad pokes his head around the door
>Laughs and says "Love, you need to raise your standards"
>She gets awkward
>Leaves
>Proceed to weenk (weep and wank)

It was a year until I finally managed to lose my v-card.

Th-thanks Dad...
User avatar #24 - shakalakaboomboom (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 19 years old
>Invited round to my University friend's flat for a night out
>As soon as I get there her flat mate offers me Lemonade and Vodka
>(Found out a few weeks later she also put rum in it)
>Night carries on we go out and get drunk
>Skip to the end of the night, go back to that flat and girl invites me into her room
>It would be rude to say no
>Get in the bed with her and she asks if she should put some music on?
>"Yea sure, Whatever you want"
>Girl goes on youtube, kinda weird I was expecting Ipod but maybe she has a Playlist
>Gets back in bed and things start up
#25 to #24 - shakalakaboomboom (06/18/2014) [-]
>All is going well until I realise there is a name from the laptop that keeps cropping up over and over again    
>The name is "Nemo"    
>Bitch put on the "Finding Nemo Live Action Musical" For some sexy time    
>I'm 						*******					 a Disney Character    
>Start giggling and have to stop    
>She asks "What's wrong?"    
>At this point my course mate walks in    
>"Oh god I'm so sorry"    
>Tell her it's ok and invite her to stay and watch Finding Nemo The Musical with us    
>At this point there are tears in my eyes and I know it's over    
>She sits for a little bit, I'm still giggling, Flatmate is not a happy chappy    
>Needless to say I slept on the couch that night    
>Went in to uni the next morning with my course mate    
>Both still drunk and both still laughing   
>MFW I Realised Nemo was her music choice of Getting it on   
>MFW I Am lying naked on a bed allowing my course mate to join us   
>MFW I'm trying to Understand what the lecturer is saying the next morning
>All is going well until I realise there is a name from the laptop that keeps cropping up over and over again
>The name is "Nemo"
>Bitch put on the "Finding Nemo Live Action Musical" For some sexy time
>I'm ******* a Disney Character
>Start giggling and have to stop
>She asks "What's wrong?"
>At this point my course mate walks in
>"Oh god I'm so sorry"
>Tell her it's ok and invite her to stay and watch Finding Nemo The Musical with us
>At this point there are tears in my eyes and I know it's over
>She sits for a little bit, I'm still giggling, Flatmate is not a happy chappy
>Needless to say I slept on the couch that night
>Went in to uni the next morning with my course mate
>Both still drunk and both still laughing
>MFW I Realised Nemo was her music choice of Getting it on
>MFW I Am lying naked on a bed allowing my course mate to join us
>MFW I'm trying to Understand what the lecturer is saying the next morning
#103 - professorbob (06/18/2014) [+] (12 replies)
The story to end them all...
#21 - thenikohero (06/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I got a beta story as well..   
   
>be me   
>14-15 years old, 						****					 I don't recall   
>hanging out friends   
>friends tells me that there is a girl that likes me   
>at the time I was pretty shocked because, holy 						****					 a girl likes me   
>ask who, sarah is her name, I know her, she is a solid 7.5/10   
>begin to trying connecting myself more to her   
>we talk about meeting, since evertime we're together, everyone else is there   
>we talk about when and where   
>we meet the day after, after school   
>we hugged, and just sitting there talking   
>suddenly some people from my class is walking around near the spot where we're at.   
>I don't know why, but I kinda panicked   
>says to Sarah "omg I know them, they can't know that I'm here !"   
>I smack my face down the ground, and didnt say a word   
>they pass by, and I get up from the ground and sarah is looking at me    
>I can just see the disapointment and disgust in her eyes   
>she says she has to go    
   
>mfw I just basically told a girl that I didnt want anyone to know that I was hanging out with her, because I would be embarrassed
I got a beta story as well..

>be me
>14-15 years old, **** I don't recall
>hanging out friends
>friends tells me that there is a girl that likes me
>at the time I was pretty shocked because, holy **** a girl likes me
>ask who, sarah is her name, I know her, she is a solid 7.5/10
>begin to trying connecting myself more to her
>we talk about meeting, since evertime we're together, everyone else is there
>we talk about when and where
>we meet the day after, after school
>we hugged, and just sitting there talking
>suddenly some people from my class is walking around near the spot where we're at.
>I don't know why, but I kinda panicked
>says to Sarah "omg I know them, they can't know that I'm here !"
>I smack my face down the ground, and didnt say a word
>they pass by, and I get up from the ground and sarah is looking at me
>I can just see the disapointment and disgust in her eyes
>she says she has to go

>mfw I just basically told a girl that I didnt want anyone to know that I was hanging out with her, because I would be embarrassed
#70 - girguy (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - lightarcanine (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Okay, I got an awkward sexual experience story of my own.
>Be me
>16, gf is a year younger
>She's afraid of penises
>Says she'll give me a handjob
>She grabs lotion
>Puts it on her hand
>Grabs my dick with a ******* iron grip
>Rapidly jerks it up and back down a couple times
>Lose boner due to pain
>Grab her hand
>She asks me to show her
>Spend the next half hour trying to recuperate from the jackhammer on my cock and masturbating with her hand between mine and my dick like it's some sad, clammy fleshlight
>Never even come close to cumming

A couple months later she broke up with me and dated my best friend's ex-girlfriend.
User avatar #109 - gandaalf (06/18/2014) [-]
>be me 9 years old
>kinda hot girl
>she really likes me
>we have baseball practice together
>she's being really nice and ****
>don't know how to react
>throw baseball right at her face
>she starts crying
>I start crying
User avatar #63 - xsnowbanex (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
This isn't beta, just a story
>Be 13
>Best friends with buddy Colin, we are pretty much brothers
>his family is my family practically
>one summer day
>decide to walk to Colin's house
>Colin's gf is already there
>whatever, I just wanted to play the new COD
>start to play COD, Colin's little sister (7) watches
>Colin and his gf behind us on couch
>been playing for 20 minutes, get a long kill streak
>turn around to tell my bro how proud I am
>see Colin laying down on couch, eyes closed
>realize he is getting best blowjob of his life
>with me and his 7 year old sister 3 feet in front of him
>let him have his fun, try my best not to let 7 year old girl see whats going on
>never let him live this down
I can't wait to tell her when she's 16 and see how mortified she will be
#10 - temooza (06/18/2014) [-]
mfw reading these
mfw reading these
#92 - bvsfang (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
BETA STORY TIME

>be me, 17
>on the way to dinner, stop at redbox at grocery
>mom left car there overnight so she gets my dark souls 2
>forgot to say thanks so yell out window but get cut off so all I get out is ANKS
>mom arrives at dinner
>tells me it sounded like I said FAGS at the top of my lungs
>gay couple was ahead of her
>they react but don't get upset because they were "used" to it
>mom was too beta to tell them that's not what I said
>MFW
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