These stories are.... Roll a comment to find out what the title is trying to say... My beta story >Be Me 16 on bus coming home >8/10 Indian chick, curvy not fat, known for years >she stis next to me >we get along ok but never really 4Chan compilation
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User avatar #35 - sunsetshimmer [OP]
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#36 to #35 - ryuggu
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thank you <3
thank you <3
User avatar #2 - ravepen
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My beta story
>Be Me 16 on bus coming home
>8/10 Indian chick, curvy not fat, known for years
>she stis next to me
>we get along ok but never really talk
>converstion is awkward
>suddenly out of the blue she ask if i like her
>I blurt out "WHAT!?"
>she dosent respond
>she gets off bus
>We never talk again

I totally screwed that one up
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User avatar #173 to #2 - russianexplain
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**** the "maymay arrows" i'll just write it out
I was 17 and I was coming out of double pizza with a bag of 2 slices of pizza both pepperoni btw, I get on the bus and this hot 7/10 redhead was sitting in the back, walks from the back to the front, sits next to me and says "Your pizza smells good" I **** you ******* not I say thanks and then we talk and finally i get to my stop and tell her "It was nice talking to you, take care have a good day" I get inside my house and realize I didn't even ask her name or her number. To this day I ******* regret it
User avatar #89 to #2 - mrnaanbread
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Looks like Buster won't be slapping the Chapatti flaps any time soon.
User avatar #114 to #2 - bothemastaofall
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*curry, not fat
#19 to #2 - samoaspider
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The first reaction is usually the most honest one. Maybe she indeed was interested in you but you didn't really care for her so had no idea what to respond
User avatar #22 to #19 - thesoulseeker
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Dude if a girl I know just asks me if I like her, my first reaction would probably be "What?" as well. Just because I'm human and I have the ability to doubt what my senses are telling me and it's far more likely that I misheard than another human being having this kind of interest in me.
#212 to #22 - migueldecervantes
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Why is everyone so depressing around here?
#26 to #22 - anon id: 80be005f
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so uh, how does the inside of a vagina feel like, pal?
User avatar #40 to #26 - thesoulseeker
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I posses no such organ, so I couldn't tell you.
User avatar #62 to #2 - toosexyforyou
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All you had to do is call her within a week and tell her you like her and that you were just surprised when she asked... it's not hard man
#3 to #2 - stevecartel
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User avatar #54 to #2 - ronvarone
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This is important for storytelling purposes.
What kind of Indian was she?

Casino or Tech Support?
User avatar #96 to #54 - ravepen
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Tech support
#23 to #2 - porridgewithwater
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i love the idea of this
User avatar #206 to #23 - masterions
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*fedora fallin down*
#56 - unicornattacks
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Not so much beta, but holy **** I love this one
#148 to #56 - anon id: 542fa78d
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If that wasn't beta, I don't know what is.
User avatar #181 to #148 - wolvesbrickwall
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You don't know what beta is.
#171 to #56 - knockaround
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I sincerely thank you for this.
User avatar #175 to #56 - newforomador
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This is the first thing on here to make me laugh until I teared up in at least a year. You cannot get enough thumbs for this.
#183 to #56 - becauseoprahsaidso
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aww man I needed that laugh
#192 to #56 - anon id: 16d551dd
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That was beautiful.
User avatar #234 to #56 - ponchosdm
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Well, that was ******* epic...
User avatar #176 to #56 - sunsetshimmer [OP]
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#110 to #56 - silvermarsh
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**** hornets.
**** hornets.
#85 to #56 - xXferaligatrXx
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The laugh i got from this was better than any orgasm i have had or will ever have
The laugh i got from this was better than any orgasm i have had or will ever have
User avatar #99 to #56 - letmethink
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Jesus ******* christ. This is amazing.
#76 to #56 - withstrangeraeons
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******* hornets, man.
#158 to #56 - greyhoundfd
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Being scared of hornets is by no means irrational, look at this ****.
#97 to #56 - syrenthra
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Classes' face when they realize they should have listened to him
#66 to #56 - Jesusnipples
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Oh jesus ****
Oh jesus ****
User avatar #188 to #66 - firestarian
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what episode of sunny in philly is this?
#251 to #188 - sidrom
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The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation
#7 - IamWhoIam
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"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN"
#20 - buldu
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classic
#209 to #20 - zoologyexplain
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#152 to #20 - ninootendoo
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#123 to #20 - nachoiscool
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lost it at known as&quot; the kid who **** on hugo the hornet&quot;
lost it at known as" the kid who **** on hugo the hornet"
#32 to #20 - testaburger
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#31 - toymoo
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User avatar #77 to #31 - jackstarx
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a god among men
#169 to #31 - sparkshock
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******* gold.
User avatar #237 to #31 - ponchosdm
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this is the most amazing story I've read so far..
this is pure genius, like a serial killer or a sick psychologist would scheme this out
It made me laugh for 10 minutes, and I still chuckle about the memories, like I was recreating the scenario in my mind. I can only say thank you toymoo, thank you for posting this, I would not have a great read, if it not were for you(or future reposters)
#67 to #31 - alekksandar
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User avatar #68 to #67 - toymoo
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Nation Rifle Association.
A gunclub.
User avatar #101 to #31 - syrenthra
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"so well the NSA sent me some recruitment literature"
Whelp, there go my sides
User avatar #42 to #31 - bastardusnorvegi
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oh this is a literary genious

"an erection large enough to bludgeon a larger antilope into submission"
#43 to #31 - sirbrentcoe
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that's one of the better ones I've read. thanks for that.
that's one of the better ones I've read. thanks for that.
#28 - perform
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This is one of my favorites.
User avatar #102 to #28 - letmethink
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This is gold.
User avatar #87 - marcusvega
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>Be 15
>In the school bus, got a crush on a french girl
>Only see her in the bus she's in a different grade.
>Tall, elegant and smart 8/10 and does ballet
>Fool around with her from time to time during first semester
>Starting to sit next to each other one week before the break
>Christmas break arrives
>Decide ill ask her out after the break (got a really good feeling)
>Don't see her in the bus when I come back
>This goes on for 1 month,
>Think maybe she left for France.
>After a while we learn what happened
>She has bone cancer... at ******* 16.
>Does chemo and looses all her hair yet apparently she's still smiling.
>Only get info through her friend, she's too sick to come to school.
>Near end of school, hear she's getting better and she's going to make it.
>Late summer, decide to show up at her house (maybe she's back from the hospital),
>Not sure which house she lives in, only know the street, so I knock at all of them, ask for Caroline and how she's is doing.
>Finally a little 12 year old boy answers with french accent.
>You dont know me ... bla bla bla... I'm a friend wanted to check out how she's doing.
>She died 1 week ago. (Metastasis and complications: kid didnt elaborate much)
>RealFeels.jpg
>Sit on the front door crying with her brother.
>My first crush died before I could ask her out
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one of the few stories that really poke my heart...
#115 to #87 - anon id: 286b6b2e
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Well... ****.
#134 to #87 - anon id: bde7e2e7
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#135 to #134 - buttkickerboy
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User avatar #200 to #134 - cmilanes
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GOD ******* DAMMIT ANON NOW IS NOT THE TIME
#162 to #87 - anon id: eca3576f
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Damn son
#197 to #87 - becauseoprahsaidso
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my chest feels funny I think I might have a serious case of the feels
#213 to #87 - migueldecervantes
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Is this story true? I really need to know.
#174 to #87 - deliciousdee
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Nooo...
#215 to #87 - munchyman
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Dude, that sucks more than Paris Hilton.
User avatar #190 to #87 - perform
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Please tell me you're lying.
User avatar #231 to #87 - marcusvega
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Its all true. If you don't believe me that's ok, but I'm not gonna debate her death on funny-junk. I haven't told this to anyone since it happened 17 years ago so thank you for reading it, it means a lot. I will post this as content because its the most heartfelt story I have and it makes me feel better that she isn't completely forgotten.
User avatar #238 to #231 - ponchosdm
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DAM! 17 years ago, waiting to read that, and hoping for you to have a nice family of your own
#129 to #87 - guu
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Srs tho, dem feels.
Srs tho, dem feels.
#90 to #87 - trollofhalo
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#29 - grimeyboi
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recent beta story
>be me, 18 last Saturday
>ask friend and 8/10 girl round to watch England game and get drunk
>Mum had been baking and **** so all i had eaten all day is cake and toffee
>friend texts me to say he can't make it
>text 8/10 to tell her it will just be us and don't mind if she doesn't want to come anymore
>she says shes coming and wants to get really drunk
>thinking tonight could be the night
>she gets to my house
>i go to get bottle of vodka from my room
>cake and toffee make a reappearance
>throw up repeatedly in upstairs bathroom
>so violent she hears it downstairs
>go down to see look of disappointment and disgust on her face
>spend rest of the night watching England loose to Italy 2-1 in silence with sick bucket on my lap while she strokes my dog
>parents come home and laugh at me
>take her home
>mfw dog got further than i did
User avatar #41 to #29 - itrooztrooperdown
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Learn to drink omfg...
User avatar #64 to #29 - toosexyforyou
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itrooztrooperdown is right, you never want to be less drunk than the other person
#45 to #29 - zenler
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bahahah lol, anyways happy b'day for last saturday bro
#118 - mrawesomepotato
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Worst beta story of my lifetime, it still gives me chills
>Have a gf in grade 9
>go to her house all the time
>never kissed, not even once
>Be sitting on couch with her
>get boner from her laying on my lap and it pokes the **** out of her
>she notices
>she is okay with it
> You need to login to view this link
>the conversation we were having comes to a natural conclusion
>perfect time to kiss
>finallygonnahappen.bmi
>Lean down to kiss her, as her head was resting on my leg/lap
>the leaning motion caused my boner to poke into her face
>the leaning motion also made me fart
>her eye gets poked by my boner and I fart before I even kiss her
>she tries to get up and my head hits hers
>she gets a bloody ******* nose
>she grabs her nose and chokes on some blood and the smell of my fart
>I was told to leave
>we haven't talked since
>but since we never officially broke up, I still have a gf
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#38 - badgerbaiting
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&gt;Be me   
&gt;First time with a girl   
&gt;Nervous, but everything's going well   
&gt;Just getting to the good part when Dad pokes his head around the door   
&gt;Laughs and says &quot;Love, you need to raise your standards&quot;   
&gt;She gets awkward   
&gt;Leaves   
&gt;Proceed to weenk (weep and wank)   
   
It was a year until I finally managed to lose my v-card.   
   
Th-thanks Dad...
>Be me
>First time with a girl
>Nervous, but everything's going well
>Just getting to the good part when Dad pokes his head around the door
>Laughs and says "Love, you need to raise your standards"
>She gets awkward
>Leaves
>Proceed to weenk (weep and wank)

It was a year until I finally managed to lose my v-card.

Th-thanks Dad...
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thumbed for weenk
User avatar #260 to #38 - phudgepacker
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what a ******* asshole
User avatar #155 to #38 - jakethesnakew
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I've always heard the term crank, as in cry wank. Tears are a good form of lubricant
User avatar #49 to #38 - adu
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Holy ****, your dad is a ******* bastard.
User avatar #98 to #49 - badgerbaiting
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It's a mutually antagonistic relationship now. That was 6 years or so ago.