The ride never ends. .. i once maid a big fat guy that lived in the attic and did all the housework. the attic looked similar to this, but his bed was at the end of it. he would come u

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User avatar #4 - theangryscot (05/10/2013) [-]
i once maid a big fat guy that lived in the attic and did all the housework. the attic looked similar to this, but his bed was at the end of it. he would come up the stairs, and look through a window to his room, which showed only a very uncomfy single bed, but he had to follow the path to get there. when he finally reached his bed, he would be exhausted and would go to sleep. due the long walk he would fill his bladder on the way, and almost always have to wake up and run to the toilet, which was part of the way through round the maze like hallway. unfortunately for him, he would always wet himself just one space away from the toilet, being agonisingly close to relieving himself in the toilet, this would cause him to want to go for a shower to wash himself, which was further along the path, but due to his exhaustion, he would pass out just one space away, agonisingly close to the shower. so he would lie on the cold metal floor, in a pool of his own piss, just one step away from a shower...he would then wake up, have a shower, clean the entire house, prepare meals for the day and put them in the fridge for me, do the shopping, practice all hi cooking/maintenance skills to fix stuff around the house and upgrade my things, and his torture would begin once more...
#5 - thatguyyoumightno (05/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
part 1
User avatar #2 - kirkbot (05/10/2013) [-]
and I thought I was cruel, when I removed the ladders from the pool
User avatar #3 - somniumecstasi (05/10/2013) [-]
I made something like that too.
#1 - twi (05/10/2013) [-]
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