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The prefect way to make her jealous

The prefect way to make her jealous. Epic ideas are epic, also warms my heart and other areas of my body when i read it . Hey Eh! Just found em the girl I new w

Epic ideas are epic, also warms my heart and other areas of my body when i read it

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Hey Eh!
Just found em the girl I new who We been with for years- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Pest ending in 93 decides what I do new - .'
**** her friends
the on and enjoy your life.
their her mom.
Okay. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp ******** , I mean a ******* orangutan.
Dent ask me how youre gonna get a ******* .. because that' s not my amblers
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is , ell orangutans are earned Clyde, I don' t know why that is. its just how the world works. so
you and Clyde became man (and ape) about town. You' re seen everywhere together- you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups- the
tah loud. you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty. you the orangutan. The town begins be buzz. it gets back to her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan'?", ‘Tee used to date the guy with the orangutan?"- "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing you mow she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Gees. I dunno: the and Clyde were going to go to a monster mistar race tonight {orangutans have monster truce's. In fact. the whole social calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little new (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze we in. Oh. well, you know my number
so don' t be a strai- Hey. tool: at the that I gotta strata, (Hyde' s making limitless."
At this point the upper hand is yours You can let her twist in the wind. you sen drew her back into your life at the ease you decide Whatelse. it' s
your life. But a smart man? the slowly phase her back in. Irving. You' re talking on Live. You get invited to family functions- You bring
Clyde. he becomes like one ofthe family. You' re we big Brady Bunch.
They were Muenster trucks.
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#18 - freespeech has deleted their comment [+] (36 replies)
User avatar #34 to #18 - ragingdrunk (12/28/2011) [-]
**ragingdrunk rolls 666** show her your dick. say nothing when you whip it out
User avatar #1 - nsizzle (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde"

I lost it here
#2 - yournewdad (12/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
haha Fukken laughed my ass off xD
#20 - alanthewhite (12/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**alanthewhite rolls 014,806,353**
#234 - treasuretroll (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - hkscreen (12/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Start the thread...
#5 to #4 - aberhand (12/27/2011) [-]
Orangutans will get you bitches
User avatar #104 - vixq (12/28/2011) [+] (19 replies)
First to roll trips decides how i ask some chick out.
User avatar #136 to #104 - jingers (12/28/2011) [-]
**jingers rolls 888** Ask her out really sweetly, maybe with a box of chocolates or a rose.
User avatar #202 - genetticrat (12/28/2011) [+] (6 replies)
So this is how it's done. You allow her to get married to another man and then her and her husband die. Their son is then shipped of to his aunt and uncle. Meanwhile you become a teacher at the school you went to and also under the man that murdered her and her husband. When the boy's old enough he'll come to school and you'll teach him and be really strict. You will get yourself killed in the boy's seventh year in school. Then the boy shall learn what a nice guy his potions master really was and how his father ruined your life.
#7 - mattdoggy (12/27/2011) [-]
party hard clyde
#65 - shutyomouth (12/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
In Clint Eastwood's Every Which Way But Loose, the orangutan is named Clyde.
#241 - RanDumPurSin (12/28/2011) [-]
#226 - FightClub (12/28/2011) [-]
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what up clyde
#170 - zeked (12/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**zeked rolled a random image posted in comment #256 at title ** what i do when rejected
User avatar #236 - evildrwill (12/28/2011) [-]
It has to be Clyde, non-negotiable. ftw
#244 - joelskee (12/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#250 to #244 - keiishiyama (12/28/2011) [-]
<<Because 4chan is never dull.
#190 - iliekcereal (12/28/2011) [-]
Actually, the prefect way to make her jealous is to become Head Boy.
#168 - someblackguy (12/28/2011) [-]
pic related.
pic related.
#19 - nonstopz (12/28/2011) [-]
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