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I Anonymous C) 3/ 29/ 14( Sat) 21 : CE No. 20607734 E 1391
jpg (52 KB, 554x506) gewgle igd_ lo
years age
sjust got back from campus libertarian club
secund up talking about **** otherthan normal, it' s almost) in the morning
sillysully CC a pistol because **** getting killed by L) because the nanny state is
afraid of its awn shadow
ffront debris mar
sharpen to be of Nubian ancestry and fairly tall
seben front slowly, with gun in hand behind it
methhead looking white guy is in the middle of pulling but my Ebert 360 and putting it into a Pillowcase
smees me, see leek of desperate fear in his eyes as my sizable blackness becomes apparent to him
she pulls out a pocket knife and, in a stuttery ass voice, tells me not to metre er he will cut me
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spull out Shack 39
strep the knife
stude freaks out, begs me not to sheet him, drops knife
stuarts crying and ****
whorrible urge to **** with him
in to it
s" this is a we lords protected home, cracka. imma have to have killed to send a message. nathin personal"
she pleads with me not to tell them about his break in
dagree to keep quiet, but it' ll cast him
she hastily empties his pockets
shad like 400 dallars an him
slet him go, make sure to get my lacks changed
That' s right, ******* .
I robbed a guy while getting robbed.
IAM
KING OF THE .
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#2 - include (03/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#29 - megafranco ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
"horrible urge to **** with him"

I thought the guy was going to literally **** him
User avatar #1 - mightypoggers (03/30/2014) [+] (14 replies)
damn thats a cold ass honkey.
#25 - anon (03/31/2014) [+] (10 replies)
You couldn't even wait a week to rip this off of /k/? **** you you scum sucking piece of ****
#26 to #25 - brokenhalf (03/31/2014) [-]
dude i can smell your butthurt.
#22 - afroadam (03/31/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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#28 - Proximity (03/31/2014) [-]
Thought it said "horrible urge to **** him" for a moment there


I was getting excited
User avatar #74 - MrJakkadakka (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>3years ago.
>Break into some guys house.
>Go through everything.
>Guy literally keeps hundreds of dollars under his bed.
>Steal $600.
>Get greedy. Start taking his xbox.
>Kid catches me, tries to act hard with an unloaded glock.
>Pretend to cry and **** .
>Hand him $400 and get out with the rest.
#44 - deezknuts (03/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#68 - johnnybananaz (03/31/2014) [-]
Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim
Once a burglar broke into my house and I robbed him
#69 - starchild (03/31/2014) [-]
King you say???...
#58 - Yojimbo (03/31/2014) [-]
That moment when the 400 dollars was his in the first place that the guy had just taken
#35 - syfygeek (03/31/2014) [-]
hail him
hail him
#46 - kcwsooners ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**kcwsooners rolled image**
What the king of ******* looks like.
#77 - klaskepott (03/31/2014) [-]
aw shieet
aw shieet
#103 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If I ever got robbed, I'd laugh and help them look for money.
User avatar #108 to #107 - biscuitsunited ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
There's no money here. it's kindof a joke.
#39 - anonymousfck (03/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Scared him so bad he dropped his knife twice lol
#31 - thoroe (03/31/2014) [+] (22 replies)
People steal cause they're desperate for money.. if this guy just took 400 dollar from the robber, it was probably all he had.

Not saying you should sympathise with the robber, but it would only make him HAVE to rob another house the moment he leaves.
User avatar #36 to #31 - parcedon (03/31/2014) [-]
you're right, he should have just shot the cocksucker.
#84 - kanatana ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** This is awesome.
#83 - kinggucciswagman (03/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If I ever got robbed I would just wake up
inb4 omg eurofag.
#61 - charagrin (03/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I just can't stop laughing. It's beautiful.
I just can't stop laughing. It's beautiful.
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