The day /b/ didn't fap

snooki want smush smush

**beaverbasher rolls 911**

Delivered.

I see no difference

rule 34 of Snooki = delivered

INB4 red thumbs.

I don't care what you guys say, I'd fuck Snooki like she was a taxpayer and I was the IRS.

‎-me playing call of duty in my room
-friend comes over with girl and asks to use the living room
-says fine
-gets hungry and walks downstairs
-awkwardly walks by as they make out
-puts food in microwave and walks back up stairs
-hears beep
-goes back downstairs and finds girl alone (friend in the bathroom)
-funny idea occurs
-"so you must be Wendy" i say
-looks confused
-"Ashley?"
-another confused look
-walks away trying not to laugh
-gets food from microwave and makes no eye contact as i go back up stairs
-girl distraught
-interrogates friend
-laugh hysterically while eating hot wings

I just felt my dick shrink in size!!

I'd probably fuck Snooki, she isn't attractive but I'd probably still fuck her. I am the 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

**langlu rolls 55** here snooki take this

**gnifle rolls 77**

**brutalmetalmosher rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Jim Carrey ** mfw i see snooki porn

no exceptions.

Mfw