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The War on Terror
Taste the freedom.
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Remy]
Can /b/ explain to me how to make toast?
8 posts omitted, Click Reply to view.
1. Take bread
2. Punch the terrorism out of it.
3. Toast
Remy]
Can /b/ explain to me how to make toast?
8 posts omitted, Click Reply to view.
1. Take bread
2. Punch the terrorism out of it.
3. Toast
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i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.
now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.
when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.
now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.
when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.
You turn it from white to brown by getting rid of terrorism? Something's gone wrong.
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N. Korean citizen (08/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #384 at Well alright then ** because I can?
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aconfuseddonut (08/14/2012) [-]
Despite popular belief, the 9/11 attacks were actually caused by Obi Wan Kenobi
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bacabac (08/09/2012) [-]
**bacabac rolled a random image posted in comment #366697 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** What I punch
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cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (08/09/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Sports... ** one does not simply punch terror out of baked wheat