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The Patriarchy

Rocky V + Rocky II = Rocky VII

This happened a long time age-
Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as FUCK Italian restaurant
Hist for a while, small (alk
get bill
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is her
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troche gets up
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starts throwing shit elf of shares and ether peepee' s tables
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at think a few slipped silver the wine tee
eventually makes her warts the deer
o" PAY FOR THAN"
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around
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o'' Will yes be paying fer thi.?"
at smile
at hand him enaugh mesa is pay fer my portion eitha meal
at else write sewn her contact and billing , elem with her license plate
She went to jail a months earlier l: . isa afford to pay fer all of the damages. We net mimicking.
it wreaths best moment in my life.,
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#13 - ffffyou (08/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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Well, you can say she got served.
User avatar #2 - tarmorman (08/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Went to jail a couple months earlier"
uwotm8
User avatar #3 to #2 - remsaman ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
"this happened a long time ago"
#45 - gongthehawkeye (08/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
IF YOU INVITE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE, YOU PAY   
IF YOU GET INVITED SOMEWHERE, THEY PAY   
   
BASIC WUMBOLOGY, PEOPLE
IF YOU INVITE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE, YOU PAY
IF YOU GET INVITED SOMEWHERE, THEY PAY

BASIC WUMBOLOGY, PEOPLE
User avatar #10 - romdomcom (08/23/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I always offer to pay for my share of the meal, don't get me wrong, it's really nice when a guys offers, but it should never be expected. And if he does pay, then I'll insist on paying for the whole thing the next time, It's only fair.
User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (08/23/2013) [-]
I wonder what her reaction was when the police came to her door about it

"Oh my god, you mean he didn't actually pay?!?!?"
User avatar #22 - komandantmirkoo (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OMG you think i can't pay for my own shit?

*breaks stuff

PAY FOR THAT!

logic.
#37 - fishinyourface (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the whole "who will pay" argument is retarded as fuck. whoever asked the person out somewhere is who should pay. you don't invite someone out and ask them to pay for everything that's just ridiculous. If he invited you somewhere, you sit your ass down and shut the hell up. if she invited you somewhere she's paying. the end. WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED
the whole "who will pay" argument is retarded as fuck. whoever asked the person out somewhere is who should pay. you don't invite someone out and ask them to pay for everything that's just ridiculous. If he invited you somewhere, you sit your ass down and shut the hell up. if she invited you somewhere she's paying. the end. WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED
#64 - cockineveryorifice ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Bitches' face when
#36 - satoshimiwa (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then you visited her in jail and over the intercom you whispered "It was my privilege".
User avatar #129 - Ragumshnagum (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Her crimes were so severe that her past self was incarcerated.
#50 - freakyfingers (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#7 - yoshiware (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#133 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
"It was my privilege"
#69 - losers (08/23/2013) [-]
Whenever I go on a first date with a girl, i make sure to keep her license plate number stored in the front portion of my brain.
#18 - devout feminist (08/23/2013) [+] (19 replies)
You see the problem with today's society is women don't know their fucking places. They have forgotten their role in society. They have this false sense of equality and entitlement that just isn't there. They are inferior to the male gender and they need to realize that. Men are the superior gender, that's all there is to it. Times used to be better when you could buy a wife for a fucking cow or some shit. Women understood their role as a housewife and taking care of their husband.
User avatar #24 to #18 - navadae (08/23/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentleman, i give you the troll in its natural habitat, note how it attempts to rustle the jimmies.. unfortunately this one seems to have fallen short with an overused attempt, it will not be eating well tonight
#1 - redwrench ONLINE (08/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#124 - iSpaceShuttle (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pisses me off so much!
He offers to pay : "Omg.. he thinks i'm cheap"
He dosnt : " Omg, he's so cheap"
Just let him pay, then if you feel bad about it later.. get him something of equal worth.End of story.
#107 - poyuma (08/23/2013) [-]
I bet this was your reaction when she went to jail
I bet this was your reaction when she went to jail
User avatar #143 - asheskirata ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
all across the universe, the sound of dicks slapping together reverberated as all of the men said "It was my privilege." in unision.
#49 - twofreegerbils (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why does nobody understand how courting works anymore...
Why does nobody understand how courting works anymore...
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